Some old footage a of some lard boy. Seems like he's made a discovery. As if he took a look at this bucket of lard and said, "Bet that feels amazing on my dick... " Then, as his dick jumped, his mind didn't stop there. "What about more of me... my belly... my feet. Fuck, am I about to just lose it and get covered in this nasty stuff...?.. yup.

No one would know. I can be the freak I am and I've now got 10 pounds of lard to help... fuck yes."