ohhhhh. that's so amazing! your transformation from clean, perfectly up and together, make up dress and everything all pristine - to utterly trashed and filthy is just delicious! i particularly love how you react to each new humiliation
What I love so much is the clean, pressed clothing, the perfect make up and the hair perfect. I can imagine what it must feel like knowing how it is all going to be ruined as soon as that first pie hits. Brilliant.