Bought some food (custard, molasses, yoghurt, ketchup, barbecue sauce, eggs and cocoa powder) to treat my Mr Riegillio leather biker joggers, my Superdry leather jacket, a white Superdry tee, a white Adidas shorts used as underwear (so there's no further underwear underneath) and some Adidas trainers. And hade some beers to pour into and onto me. And I used some scissors to wreck the leather jacket and (in part 2) make cutoffs out of my leather pants. And turned the shower on, of course...