New British military camp pants made of thin semi-transparent nylon are drenched in the shower. Before they become wet, they are still starched from being brand new from the manufacturer but once wet they go soft and smooth. They also go completely see-through when wet. They're designed to go over Army Dpm uniform so they are naturally baggy and have access slots for the pockets and crotch zipper on the Dpm pants that are usually worn underneath. However there are no Dpm camos worn underneath in this showering session. Once the drawstring is pulled, they instantly start falling off me--I have a hard time keeping them on since my other hand is trying to keep my phone video recording and dry from the water. While struggling with the extremely oversized pants, I let the smooth wet nylon material slide over my crotch and I play around with it.