It is unbelievable, but I have never taken part in celebrating Pi Day! Better late than never I decided I couldn't wait another year and so early Saturday morning I filmed this.

Wearing cool shades, a clean white T-shirt and black socks I take a refreshing shower in cold milk leaving my T-shirt wet and clingy. Picking up empty paper plates I fantasize about being pied. Moments later and I take a big sloppy custard pie to the face and rub it into my hair until I am a creamy mess. I get plastered in pies as the T-shirt comes off revealing my sexy hairy chest.