I had never been hit in the face with a pie at close range. In Yer Face did the honours and the speed behind his pie slam was incredible. It actually hurt, yet gave me an instant hard-on! The sound of the pie as it splatters across my face is surprisingly loud and you can hear my reaction. The pie filling was mixed with marshmallow fluff and tasted so nice I couldn't help but eat it! I love how it completely covers my face and slowly oozes and drips onto my nice clean shirt.