In which Our Hero, Cocky Suit, Assumes he is above the law and pays a most damp price. This scene is a companion piece to the stories "No Smoking!" and "No Smoking! A Different Perspective" in the stories section here.
@alwayssuited2: Laughing for two reasons: a) Clearly you DESERVED it...and b) To have seen the EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE when you realized what was happening...AWW MAN!!!
@CockySuit That was simply a lapse in judgment. I thought I was posing for a CEO of the Year award but I should have known the moment I stepped into some cheap pastry shop and there were tables and tables of cream pies lined up that my employees set me up!
@CockySuit Excuse me? My suits are one-of-a-kind. A drop of pie on any of them would be considered heresy. Now do what you were hired in this company to do and keep making a dunce of yourself while fully suited.
Never mind just the no smoking, the cigar, suit and that baked tan? Just shows money can't buy class. Definitely deserved it! Absollute loser. Should have been shoved backed in like the washed up riff raff that you are.
Love you, too
