Ooh, there's Crumble again for dessert... but why just eat it, when you can have fun with it and eat it at the same time! Sitting on my bed, I begin putting spoonfuls into my tight green stripy boxers; at first the front, and then the back--making sure to give it a good mush! Then it's time to head to the shower, where I carry on, but this time I begin to eat some (can't let it go to waste!).
By this point, I think it's time to introduce some warm custard to the mix. So, on my head it goes! I also pour it down my back, before finally ending with an explosive finish xD.