Our Hero, CockySuit, is all crisped and creased and suited and booted, spiffed up for the wedding. Just enough time for a quick selfie to document how handsome I Look... ugh! Shit!
@alwayssuited2: Not positive but pretty sure one of those fuckers was behind the wheel of a pickup that sped thru a puddle drenching me once, but I can't prove it...or I'd sue.
@PCE: !!!!!!! !!!!!! HEADS WILL ROLL AT THE POOL MANAGEMENT COMPANY!!! They're going to get an earful!!!! ...and the bill FOR A NEW SUIT!!!!!!!!!&*%$#@%^#@!!
Love you, too
!!!!!! HEADS WILL ROLL AT THE POOL MANAGEMENT COMPANY!!! They're going to get an earful!!!! 
