Our Hero, CockySuit, is all crisped and creased and suited and booted, spiffed up for the wedding. Just enough time for a quick selfie to document how handsome I Look... ugh! Shit!
@PCE: !!!!!!! !!!!!! HEADS WILL ROLL AT THE POOL MANAGEMENT COMPANY!!! They're going to get an earful!!!! ...and the bill FOR A NEW SUIT!!!!!!!!!&*%$#@%^#@!!
Love you, too
It's not vanity when you look as good as I do!
!!!!!! HEADS WILL ROLL AT THE POOL MANAGEMENT COMPANY!!! They're going to get an earful!!!! 
