@jjwam: Agreed. As if I suit up to impress them. They should consider themselves lucky to be in the presence of someone so exquisitely dressed as you and I! It's always the jealous that want to see such suited gentlemen of stature get so degraded with pies, mud, custard, paint, water, etc. All we can do is bask in our sartorial perfection and hope upon hope that we don't get even a single drop of gunge on it.
Me on a gameshow after they've stated the gig is very casual (T-shirts, shorts, flip flops HIGHLY encouraged), but I insist on never wearing something so plebeian. I'm convinced that my answers are never wrong and get into an argument with the host on live TV, garnering boos from the audience. The host gives a sly smirk to the public, asks them what happens to such disagreeable guests. See the video for results. They've muted my mic as I yell, "I'll be sending you my dry-cleaning bill!"
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