Part 1: I smear, pour and splat some incredibly sticky substances on myself as a request from Megapies, a fellow UMD member.

I start off in my yellow singlet with a nice butt window, that I take advantage of as I smear pb over my body.

Soon after I lose the singlet to cover my cock in the mess too. Then I get some hazelnut spread and make myself a chocolate and peanut butter blob.

I then pour a disappointing mix of porridge over myself, but the oats make a interesting mess mixed with the other sticky slop.

Part 2: The stickiest challenge so far continues, after the disappointing porridge. With oats stuck all over me, I pour treacle over myself, my first time with the black sticky liquid. It piles up on my face and hair and I massage it into my hair. To make up for the porridge I have 4 pies. Finishing off my sticky session with the pies getting even more sticky, what a blast!

I jerk off throughout the ordeal, thanks to the member Megapies who suggested this fantastic idea.