I am minding my own business burgling an apartment when I get caught. Presented with the choice of facing the cops or starring in a messy video, I reluctantly say yes to being in the video.

I get blind-folded and stripped nude, and am made obedient by being fitted with a butt plug. Then I'm sitting in a bathroom with my hands cuffed behind me, and I take pie after shaving foam pie. Just when someone cleans me up a little I take a load more to the head.

I squirm and moan but there's no escape. I am made to pie myself in the face and ass, and then I'm cuffed again, blinded and humiliated. In the epilogue, I have been washed and dried so I'm nice and clean, and my clothes have been given back to me, but I'm still naked, blind-folded, gagged and cuffed, so I can't get dressed. I manage to get into the bathroom again to beg for a little help, and they take away my blindfold and gag--but then I get another four pies to the head and am sent on my way.

Once again naked, pied and humiliated, I manage to grab my clothes and shuffle out of there. All because I was doing a little burgling.

This is maybe the funniest video I've made; not sure. It takes a little while for the gunge to happen but I get totally trashed. It was really fun to think up and execute.