Head dunking in a bucket of gunge (whipped cream) in my Calvin Klein underwear, followed by another bucket of gunge (icing). Once I get all slopped up, I sweeten the deal with a little honey, or a lot in this case. Then I blast myself with chocolate sauce. The end is pretty climactic!
I thought I would need more light than I did so I opened up the window to let in some sun. I makes for a rough go at first, but the lighting gets better. I'm sure I gave at least a few of my neighbors something to talk about.