Anyone in a white tux has no class! You'd have less etiquette than the waiter that had his mishap. It would certainly be even less classy to curse. Nope, you stick your pseudo pretend works and we'll keep laughing at you from ours
@Lumberjack: I WAS THE BEAU OF THE BALL!!! All the women (and gay men) wanted me and all of the men WANTED TO BE ME!!! ALL EYES WERE ON ME!!!! I did make the smallest complaint about the food...but I WAS PAYING A LOT!!!!!
Love you, too
