Late at night, feeling horny, I strip naked and get into the bath. The first pie hits me in the face leaving me caked in cream and custard. The next one gets rubbed into my hair, followed by a deluge of vanilla yoghurt all over my head. I'm enjoying the humiliation and wank myself. I plaster myself in chocolate trifle, before pieing my bare arse. Custard is poured over me and I play around in the mess.