In which I start off with a brand new white shirt straight out of the packet and folded back cuffs with a red tie and white spots. In-yer-face then pies me 5 or 6 times making a right mess of the shirt and tie. He then tips a huge bowl of greeny yellow gunge very slowly over me, covering most of the white shirt and completely filling my stripey Bench trunks. After the messing up I take great delight in ripping the body and arms off the shirt and finally cutting and ripping the tie from the bottom to complete the destruction. The gunge was reused in the slops in a singlet gunging.