I'm a pervy gay guy living in Chicago say hi if you want to arrange a pie session or something! Very much into anything messy as well as quite a few other kinks (rubber, leather, humiliation, being submissive etc.).
Thank you all for this distinct honor of being Wammer of the Day! I'd like to thank my pie thrower pie13240 from my latest pics, bakeries everywhere, the cashier at the store who didn't say anything when I bought supplies, silly game shows for being such an inspiration, well armed pie throwing clowns, everyone who splattered me over the years...(gets slimed until the speech ends).