Aloha Wamsters! Amateur WAM erotica writer. Enjoy writing about silly fun messy adventures. Also love messy roleplay. I don't mess males, but we can always team up on an unfortunate woman. Or women. Would love to read other stories too. Note that informed, two way consent is mandatory.

Also, I only submit unsolicited material to those of you who I already have that rapport with. You will not receive the Google doc unless you already have asked me. I will not DM you asking if you want to read my work.
If you read something from me, an AI model in no way contributed to the work.

July 2026 update: Wrote a short, free erotica on Google Docs. PM me for the link. You may post it publicly, but please do give me the credit if you choose to do so.

Wish you knew a mischievous man who would happily push your face into a pie, pull your pants down and laugh at how ridiculous you look? Naturally, I would also gently bite down on your shoulder from behind you, my warm breath then reaching your ears as I also stretch your earlobes like taffy. It's just the right thing to do, after all.

Or, maybe you yearn for a blushing, stammering sub who builds you several pies, then distributes them to you and your friends, drops to his knees and closes his eyes for the inevitable barrage.

Or maybe you itch for an all out pie fight where everyone is in their underwear (or less) desserts fly in all directions and pie hits result in pointed fingers and laughter.

If any of that sounds like you, I would love to chat or inbox sometime.