Comments by Cloakedmessyfan

The next thing you should say is, "But I'm an influenceeeeerrrrrr." You'll definitely avoid more pies.

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Congrats! Always great when your s/o is there to support the kink!

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This one, but this was a ...hard choice. Am I as clear as mud? Think we covered everything today

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Uh, why no, I was NOT imagining you putting my neck in a figure four scissorhold while holding a pie. That'd be ridiculous.

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Not gonna beat around the bush here - you messed up a lot. This whole situation is sticky at best. And I'm supposed to believe you're the cream of the crop?

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Would be a real shame if I had a bet with you, lost on purpose, then after you built the pie I sneak up behind you, gently bite down on your neck, place your hands under mine and well... our hands all intersect on either cheek, then a few taunting rubs, twists and the like. Mwahahahaha. I would be easily persuaded into a payback forfeit, tho lol

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Oh how I wish I was standing next to you, smiling, holding a big, gooey, sloppy pie in with a very noticeable banana bulge in my grey sweatpants, stroking your hair. Saying I'll give you a three second count down.

Then get you on one. Preferably while you're breathing in and mouth wide open, then giggling joyously after the creamy splat.

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Morgan Freeman narration: It seemed no one had ever told her that pies are for eating. And they might never still, thus resulting in more messy disasters.

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What a lucky guy

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Excuse me madam. Where are your manners? Such a sloppy eater.

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Um. Excuse me, ma'am. You're kind of a mess.

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Mmmmmm. Double slut cake. My favorite.

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Would be a real shame if Nastia took your hand, led you to a thick, sloppy pie on a table and pushed your head inside

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Mmmmmm. Is there a better kind of slut? Because I don't think there is

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Mmmmm, yes. Would first pummel you with a pie barrage first

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Hey, nerd. You look ridiculous. Nothing a big bucket of chocolate cake batter thrown on you couldn't fix

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2nd best place is I face of the girl on the right. Best would be if she pushes the pie into the girl on the left's face.

Photo: Where do you want to put that pie?30 days agoreport

Hey girl. Are you a water temple, because I'll raise your water levels.

Hey girl. You don't need to collect 3 gems to get my Master Sword.

Hey girl. You a wood post? Because you're making my hookshot extend.

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Nice. Would personally want to follow up with a warm mixing bowl of pancake batter over your head. Maybe chocolate pancake batter.

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Mmmmm, black molasses. Hopefully a bucket of feathers, ice cream sprinkles, flour or some other substance to get stuck in the mess is around

Photo: MILF in Treacle5/23/25report

Lucky guy. And what a lovely mess.

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I'd want to wait until you turn the water off, step out of the shower, BLAM, pie in the face lol

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Oh my. I love how there's a little lipstick on the banana.

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*Fry from Futurama squint* There appears to be something suggestive about that balloon. But it's hard, to be sure. Very hard. I hope I didn't cock this up.

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Would have loved adding a pie sandwich onto all that mess. Preferably with you blowing raspberries, eyes closed and flipping me both middle fingers

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Pie sandwich, bucket of chocolate cake batter for a hat, pie in the butt, wedgie, another pie on the butt.

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Love it, it's great as a prank on someone else or a self-own

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Now that looks mighty naughty

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Nice

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I feel like there should be a snarky attitude here. "Oh a pie in the face. How original. Yeah the early 1900s called -" SPLAT, twist, rub smear

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A thick, gooey, sloppy whip cream pie to the face would be lovely to witness

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Forgot to add, I'd then unbutton and unzip your pants, then pull them where they belong - around your ankles and fill the back of your panties with nutella

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I'd pull your denim jacket off, followed by your cap. Then I would hand you two enormous whip cream pies on top of chocolate pudding and Graham cracker crusts, stand behind you, put my hands under yours and have all four of our hands converge on your face, twisting and smearing them around your face and hair, then pour pink slime into your hat and put it back on your head.

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LIES!!!!!! jk of course ;)

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I'd pull your panties back, slip a chocolate cake in there, give you a wedgie then pie your wedgied butt

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Outta have been five more if you ask me ;) Lovely coverage

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Mouth wide open. Mmm.

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Really want to hear you be like, "Damnit! The consequences of my own actions!!!" Love this pic

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Would love to have been standing over you and gloat, "That'll teach you to be a mouthy brat!" Followed by me pieing you again, with a gigantic pie, only to see that you wrote "The Compensator" on the back of the pie tin in sharpie, and you making farting noises with your tongue, sticking it out and flipping me off with both fingers, doing a little victory dance

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Wide open mouth, birthday party hat and a middle finger - pretty sure I could throw a pie up and over your head and it'd turn around midflight and cream you right in the face

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