Comments by Cloakedmessyfan

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*Fry from Futurama squint* There appears to be something suggestive about that balloon. But it's hard, to be sure. Very hard. I hope I didn't cock this up.

Photo: From my belated Valentne's Day video that's comi6 days agoreport

Would have loved adding a pie sandwich onto all that mess. Preferably with you blowing raspberries, eyes closed and flipping me both middle fingers

Photo: Do I have something in my cleavage?10 days agoreport

Pie sandwich, bucket of chocolate cake batter for a hat, pie in the butt, wedgie, another pie on the butt.

Photo: How should I trash this 24 days agoreport

Love it, it's great as a prank on someone else or a self-own

Photo: Got drenched per @draid request1/20/25report

Now that looks mighty naughty

Photo1/20/25report

Nice

Photo: I got to give @violet_jade her first pie in her fi1/15/25report

I feel like there should be a snarky attitude here. "Oh a pie in the face. How original. Yeah the early 1900s called -" SPLAT, twist, rub smear

Photo: Prepping for a pudding pie..1/15/25report

A thick, gooey, sloppy whip cream pie to the face would be lovely to witness

Photo1/11/25report

Forgot to add, I'd then unbutton and unzip your pants, then pull them where they belong - around your ankles and fill the back of your panties with nutella

Photo: Want to get messy tonight! 12/26/24report

I'd pull your denim jacket off, followed by your cap. Then I would hand you two enormous whip cream pies on top of chocolate pudding and Graham cracker crusts, stand behind you, put my hands under yours and have all four of our hands converge on your face, twisting and smearing them around your face and hair, then pour pink slime into your hat and put it back on your head.

Photo: Want to get messy tonight! 12/24/24report

LIES!!!!!! jk of course ;)

Photo: Milf Hot Mess12/13/24report

I'd pull your panties back, slip a chocolate cake in there, give you a wedgie then pie your wedgied butt

Photo: Oh-perfect target!12/11/24report

Outta have been five more if you ask me ;) Lovely coverage

Photo: I can't believe there was one more!12/5/24report

Mouth wide open. Mmm.

Photo: Hmm love that taste12/5/24report

Really want to hear you be like, "Damnit! The consequences of my own actions!!!" Love this pic

Photo: And more!12/4/24report

Would love to have been standing over you and gloat, "That'll teach you to be a mouthy brat!" Followed by me pieing you again, with a gigantic pie, only to see that you wrote "The Compensator" on the back of the pie tin in sharpie, and you making farting noises with your tongue, sticking it out and flipping me off with both fingers, doing a little victory dance

Video: Bratty's Acceptance Speech10/2/24report

Wide open mouth, birthday party hat and a middle finger - pretty sure I could throw a pie up and over your head and it'd turn around midflight and cream you right in the face

Photo8/27/24report

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