I imagine me and a group of friends catching you. We'd just stare in disbelief while laughing nervously...What is this guy doing?! We feel awkward even just watching you because whatever you're doing is clearly sexual. You're just lying there, covered in mud, with an expression of total shock and humiliation!
After a few minutes, my friends start to walk on but notice that I'm not following them. "You coming?", my friends ask. But I'm just standing there, mesmerized by what I'm seeing. Excitement and desire are plastered all over my face; and you give me a slight grin. There's no choice now!
"Go on ahead. I'll catch up.", I say. My friends give me a weird look, and I finally break my trance and turn to look at them. "Go ahead.", I say again. My friends pause. They look at each other, confused and weirded out, then look back at me before shrugging their shoulders and moving on.
As soon as they are gone, I get right into the mud with you! My clothes are ruined in seconds as we start our mud playdate!
My friends won't forget this; wondering what the hell I was doing and why. Hours later I return home slathered from head to toe in mud. There's no mistake now: I wallowed with you in the mud and did lord knows what else!
How horny did you make me? You made me so horny that I was actually willing to expose my gay mud fantasy right in front of my friends! They tell everyone what happened, and now everyone in my life knows that I'm some perverted gay mud pig!