Ivy : Now that I've taken my top off, are you STILL sure you want to be messing me up?
Me: More sure than ever!
Ivy: You don't just want a nice "cuddle"?
Me: I do, but y'know, after you've been gunged.
Ivy: I don't think you understand how this works.
Me: (pointing helplessly at my erect executive decision maker) I don't think you understand how THIS works!
Ivy: Oh, trust me, I do.
:-P