Gurph Morlicks's profile

Name:

Phlebotomous Rex 'Gurf' Morlix

Location:

RollerRink/CountyFair/PromptCare

Last on:

5 hours ago

Time here:

26 ½ years

Gender:

Male

Followers:

175

UMD Fetish rank:

#310

UMD Fetish ID:

5472

Comments:

3490 sent, 501 received

I'm here to:

Chat with friends

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About Me:

Average guy.

Last Actions

6 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "See that little Jersey gal with the see-through top / with the pedal pushers / suckin' on a soda pop .. ."

6 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "This should be the movie poster for Escape from Planet of the Short-Shorts."

6 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "If this is what really happened -- and I don't see any reason to think it didn't -- then it's just like that song they're playing so much now says: It's the most....wonderful time ... of the year!"

7 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Holy hell, this looks like a WAM masterpiece!"

7 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "The Glorious Revelation."

7 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Love the way she takes it so BIG, with some great helpless hands too!"

8 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "I'm not a foot guy at all, so the pie in the feet does little for me. BUT I'm a huge fan of pretty girls getting messed up, and Zoey is one of the prettiest WAM models around. Also, I love the expression of almost disgusted resignation on her thoroughly slime covered face here!!!!"

8 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "This seems like an attempt at WAM semaphore, and I'm so here for it!"

8 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Now THAT is the face of an angel... a gorgeous WAM angel who's about to have the living daylights pied out of her!"

12 days ago

Commented on Jayce's profile: "Congrats on your latest spell as WOTD. Also just have to say your new profile pic (it's at least new to me anyway) is stunningly sexy!"

16 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Just gorgeous! What happened to the pie poetry idea, by the way?!?"

16 days ago

Commented on a photo: "I may never recover from this one!"

16 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Two heaping handfuls

. . ."

21 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Jayce's ass makes for an amazing pie target!"

21 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "I just can't get past the awesomeness of this pic and go back to being a productive member of society . . ."

Wam Party

10/24/24

Gave jinxxx a whipped cream wedgie

10/24/24

Got a gallon of gak poured into his underwear by jinxxx

2/2/24

Was pied in the face by Marlowe

friended 3/14/17

friended 9/9/19

friended 9/3/19

friended 8/31/20

friended 10/20/24

friended 5/6/21

friended 12/10/19

friended 10/29/16

friended 3/21/14

friended 8/18/23

friended 4/4/17

friended 12/12/18

Profile Wall

Ready2Wam Studio 27 days ago

Thank you so much!! for all the

and comments

we really appreciate it

Have a messy week

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is the way the world ends, not w/a squish but a splat

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Gurph Morlicks 5/30/22

What Hath God Wrought?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

Incense and Peppermints

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Gurph Morlicks 3/3/22

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

Have gold pants ever been worn more fetchingly?

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

"If you're gonna ride..."

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MessyMissMarie 2/13/22

Hello Piero! I'm surprised you didn't throw your hat in the ring and possibly end up in my losers gallery with a pie in your face ;p

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tall tar toy 11/9/21

i like to be totally covered in ANYTHING messy but will give as well

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Navy 11/8/21

Think you should pull me in that mud by my tie knot and push me under forsing mud all over my navy uniform inside and out

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Gurph Morlicks 6/28/21

Land of Hope and Gloria

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I verCatchaBreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? caniget a Napkin? Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/10/21

The Ghost of Pastries Past Howl in the Bones of Her Face

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Gurph Morlicks 3/30/21

�Everything is the opposite of what it is�Winston O'Ghurkin

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WildThang 3/29/21

Thanks for

our pictures!

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Gurph Morlicks 3/22/21

This Diamond Ring Doesn't Shine For You Anymore

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure, toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

thetruthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

Pure truth,profound&obscure, to live it you have to explode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/5/21

Penitent, Pied, Pulchratudinous

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Gurph Morlicks 1/5/21

Penitent, Pied, Pulchratudinous

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Gurph Morlicks 1/5/21

Penitent, Pied, Puchratudinous

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