Gurph Morlicks's profile

Name:

Phlebotomous Rex 'Gurf' Morlix

Location:

RollerRink/CountyFair/PromptCare

Last on:

10 hours ago

Time here:

26 ½ years

Gender:

Male

Followers:

173

UMD Fetish rank:

#82

UMD Fetish ID:

5472

Comments:

3349 sent, 469 received

I'm here to:

Chat with friends

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About Me:

Average guy.

Last Actions

9 hours ago

Commented on a photo: "Lovely cherry cream pie hit and the tin on the head is the humiliating coup de grace."

9 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "What a tongue the Wife has!!!!"

9 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "An incredibly delicious image!"

11 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "I'm a day late, but this is actually a very Halloween-y shot. And some amazing WAM too!"

11 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "I still can't get over how great this sliming is!"

11 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "A very sexy slopping!"

yesterday

Commented on a forum photo: "Where the Soul of Man Never Dies. Where I'll Never Be Able to Wear These Pants Again."

Thursday

Commented on a photo: "What a lovely face to be plastered in pies!"

Thursday

Commented on a forum photo: "You are totally adorable, Sooty! Love your smile here and your slightly nervous enthusiasm for the slime deluge that will engulf you in mere moments..."

Thursday

Commented on a forum photo: "The pleasure is all mine, Jade. Stay SEXY! (Like you have any choice!)

Tuesday

Commented on a forum photo: "'So this is life in SHOWBIZ,' Violet Jade chuckles to herself."

Tuesday

Commented on a forum photo: "The Magnificent Melody, her "wings" weighted down with sticky chocolate tar, lets out a face-melting pterodactyl shriek! (okay, not really, just having some fun with this!)"

Tuesday

Commented on a forum photo: "Naked or clothed or somewhere in between, slimed or pied or muddy or completely clean, every inch of you is sexy from every conceivable angle, Jade!"

Tuesday

Commented on a forum photo: "How many times can I possibly fall in love with this remarkable WAM goddess, this slapstick angel we humans call Melody? Probably as many times as you guys end up shooting messy videos of her!"

Tuesday

Commented on a forum photo: "I love it when the order of a trashing goes: pies, slimes, then more pies. I think there should always be at least one pie at the end of every messing of a pretty woman. Call me old fashioned, call me crazy, call me inflexible, call me pie-centric, and then call me a cab. It's just the way I feel and I can't fight this feeling any more."

Wam Party

9 days ago

Gave jinxxx a whipped cream wedgie

9 days ago

Got a gallon of gak poured into his underwear by jinxxx

2/2/24

Was pied in the face by Marlowe

friended 3/14/17

friended 9/9/19

friended 9/3/19

friended 8/31/20

friended 5/6/21

friended 12/10/19

friended 10/29/16

friended 3/21/14

friended 13 days ago

friended 8/18/23

friended 5/7/20

friended 4/4/17

Profile Wall

Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is the way the world ends, not w/a squish but a splat

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Gurph Morlicks 5/30/22

What Hath God Wrought?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

Incense and Peppermints

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Gurph Morlicks 3/3/22

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

Have gold pants ever been worn more fetchingly?

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

"If you're gonna ride..."

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MessyMissMarie 2/13/22

Hello Piero! I'm surprised you didn't throw your hat in the ring and possibly end up in my losers gallery with a pie in your face ;p

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tall tar toy 11/9/21

i like to be totally covered in ANYTHING messy but will give as well

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Navy 11/8/21

Think you should pull me in that mud by my tie knot and push me under forsing mud all over my navy uniform inside and out

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Gurph Morlicks 6/28/21

Land of Hope and Gloria

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I verCatchaBreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? caniget a Napkin? Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/10/21

The Ghost of Pastries Past Howl in the Bones of Her Face

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Gurph Morlicks 3/30/21

�Everything is the opposite of what it is�Winston O'Ghurkin

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WildThang 3/29/21

Thanks for

our pictures!

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Gurph Morlicks 3/22/21

This Diamond Ring Doesn't Shine For You Anymore

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure, toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

thetruthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

Pure truth,profound&obscure, to live it you have to explode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/5/21

Penitent, Pied, Pulchratudinous

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Gurph Morlicks 1/5/21

Penitent, Pied, Pulchratudinous

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Gurph Morlicks 1/5/21

Penitent, Pied, Puchratudinous

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Gurph Morlicks 1/2/21

Bemused Resignation, the new fragrance from Renna Ryann

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