Gurph Morlicks's profile

Status:

Name:

Phlebotomous Rex 'Gurf' Morlix

Location:

RollerRink/CountyFair/PromptCare

Last on:

8 hours ago

Time here:

26 ½ years

Gender:

Male

Followers:

175

UMD Fetish rank:

#25

UMD Fetish ID:

5472

Comments:

3406 sent, 493 received

I'm here to:

Chat with friends

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About Me:

Average guy.

Last Actions

Monday

Commented on a forum photo: "This model looks strangely okay -- pleased even? -- with the creamy fate that will befall her face in a split-second after this pic was snapped."

Monday

Commented on a forum photo: "Such a great helpless hands pose!"

Monday

Commented on a forum photo: "This is one of my favorite pie hits on anyone ever. Nadia looking her all-time cutest (which is really saying something) and taking her first ever pie to the face (at least I think that's what this was) by complete surprise (or at least that's how it appears in the video). >CHEF'S KISS<"

Monday

Commented on a photo: "This is so great. The "victim" here looks so sexy bent over the table like that, and I love how you can see one of her bountiful breasts hanging down, just barely missing the cake! her face has just been plunged into!"

Sunday

Commented on a photo: "The Slapstick Armageddon is upon us! This woman has clearly supplicated herself at the "feet" of the Great Banana Cream Cthulhu."

Sunday

Commented on a photo: "I like to think of this as Kathryn Hahn under that pie . . ."

Sunday

Commented on a photo: "This is really a fantastic creation, despite that weirdly inverted pie."

Sunday

Commented on a photo: "What a good, game, giving and flat-out gorgeous woman. You are a lucky man, skirtpie!"

Saturday

Commented on a photo: "This is quite the creamy confrontation!!!"

Saturday

Commented on a photo: "Love how ready this woman seems for her pieing... of course perhaps she has NO IDEA of what's about to happen to her? Either way, excellent work!"

Saturday

Commented on a photo: "I'm going to risk looking like an oxymoron and call this quite a classy, elegant humiliation!"

Saturday

Commented on a photo: "Slimed or pied or slopped or foamed or immaculately clean, you are a radiant beuaty, Sooty!"

Saturday

Commented on a photo: "Amazing pie coverage on an amazing pie target! Delicious!"

Saturday

Commented on a photo: "This video looks amazing!"

Friday

Commented on a forum photo: "--Bodacious bod, amply displayed: Check. --Beautiful face: Check (although not shown above, but take my word for it!) --Well placed pie in aforementioned beautiful face: Check. --Pie tin hat: Check."

Wam Party

28 days ago

Gave jinxxx a whipped cream wedgie

28 days ago

Got a gallon of gak poured into his underwear by jinxxx

2/2/24

Was pied in the face by Marlowe

friended 3/14/17

friended 9/9/19

friended 9/3/19

friended 8/31/20

friended 10/20/24

friended 5/6/21

friended 12/10/19

friended 10/29/16

friended 3/21/14

friended 8/18/23

friended 4/4/17

friended 12/12/18

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is the way the world ends, not w/a squish but a splat

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Gurph Morlicks 5/30/22

What Hath God Wrought?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

Incense and Peppermints

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Gurph Morlicks 3/3/22

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

Have gold pants ever been worn more fetchingly?

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

"If you're gonna ride..."

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MessyMissMarie 2/13/22

Hello Piero! I'm surprised you didn't throw your hat in the ring and possibly end up in my losers gallery with a pie in your face ;p

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tall tar toy 11/9/21

i like to be totally covered in ANYTHING messy but will give as well

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Navy 11/8/21

Think you should pull me in that mud by my tie knot and push me under forsing mud all over my navy uniform inside and out

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Gurph Morlicks 6/28/21

Land of Hope and Gloria

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I verCatchaBreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? caniget a Napkin? Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/10/21

The Ghost of Pastries Past Howl in the Bones of Her Face

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Gurph Morlicks 3/30/21

�Everything is the opposite of what it is�Winston O'Ghurkin

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WildThang 3/29/21

Thanks for

our pictures!

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Gurph Morlicks 3/22/21

This Diamond Ring Doesn't Shine For You Anymore

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure, toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

thetruthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

Pure truth,profound&obscure, to live it you have to explode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/5/21

Penitent, Pied, Pulchratudinous

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Gurph Morlicks 1/5/21

Penitent, Pied, Pulchratudinous

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Gurph Morlicks 1/5/21

Penitent, Pied, Puchratudinous

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Gurph Morlicks 1/2/21

Bemused Resignation, the new fragrance from Renna Ryann

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