Gurph Morlicks's profile

Status:

Name:

Phlebotomous Rex 'Gurf' Morlix

Location:

RollerRink/CountyFair/PromptCare

Last on:

5 mins ago

Time here:

27 ½ years

Gender:

Male

Comments:

5565 sent, 905 received

Followers:

195

UMD Fetish rank:

#40

UMD Fetish ID:

5472

I'm here to:

Chat with friends

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About Me:

Average guy.

Last Actions

22 hours ago

Uploaded 28 new pictures in a forum post

friday

Commented on a forum photo: "As the old saying goes: she's looking bright-eyed and creamy-headed. Okay, maybe that's not quite how any old saying goes, but I don't see a bushy tail anywhere in sight and she DOES have an awful lot of cream piled up high on top of that lovely noggin!"

friday

Commented on a forum photo: "That smile is impossibly sexy!"

friday

Commented on a forum photo: "So sexy the way she is clearly having fun with this."

friday

Commented on a forum photo: "A super-scintillating, supremely sexy sliming, this!"

friday

Commented on a forum photo: "Grateful to live in a world where such messy miracles are possible!"

friday

Commented on a photo: "A deathless WAM classic. . . such a fun and sexy pose from a very fun and sexy woman!

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Commented on a photo: "What a cutie!"

friday

Commented on a photo: "Super sexy! So many great things about this pic, but the knock-kneed poses really put it over the top for me !"

friday

Commented on a photo: "Way to LET HER HAVE IT! I can almost taste that pie from here!"

friday

Commented on a photo: "Molly has that special something . . ."

tuesday

Commented on a forum photo: "Just an incredible photo, this! Still ultra-sexy after all these ... months."

12 days ago

Uploaded 40 new pictures in a forum post

12 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Remarkable double hit here! Lane in particular took a spectacular pie to the kisser."

12 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Jayce giving her sister Jilly a righteous faceful of her own medicine!"

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WetandMessyEllie 11/7/25

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you like my pie scene

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WetandMessyEllie 10/23/25

I'm so glad you love my gunged ass

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Pains Grey 9/7/25

Thank you for your sweet comments!

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Ready2Wam Studio 11/25/24

Thank you so much!! for all the

and comments

we really appreciate it

Have a messy week

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is the way the world ends, not w/a squish but a splat

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Gurph Morlicks 5/30/22

What Hath God Wrought?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

Incense and Peppermints

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Gurph Morlicks 3/3/22

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

Have gold pants ever been worn more fetchingly?

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

"If you're gonna ride..."

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MessyMissMarie 2/13/22

Hello Piero! I'm surprised you didn't throw your hat in the ring and possibly end up in my losers gallery with a pie in your face ;p

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tall tar toy 11/9/21

i like to be totally covered in ANYTHING messy but will give as well

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Navy 11/8/21

Think you should pull me in that mud by my tie knot and push me under forsing mud all over my navy uniform inside and out

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Gurph Morlicks 6/28/21

Land of Hope and Gloria

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I verCatchaBreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? caniget a Napkin? Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/10/21

The Ghost of Pastries Past Howl in the Bones of Her Face

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Gurph Morlicks 3/30/21

�Everything is the opposite of what it is�Winston O'Ghurkin

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WildThang 3/29/21

Thanks for

our pictures!

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Gurph Morlicks 3/22/21

This Diamond Ring Doesn't Shine For You Anymore

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure, toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

thetruthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

Pure truth,profound&obscure, to live it you have to explode

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