Gurph Morlicks's profile

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Name:

Phlebotomous Rex 'Gurf' Morlix

Location:

RollerRink/CountyFair/PromptCare

Last on:

Saturday

Time here:

28 years

Gender:

Male

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Comments:

6428 sent, 1018 received

Followers:

204

Rank:

#46

UMD Fetish ID:

5472

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About Me:

Average guy.

I'm here to: Chat with friends

Last Actions

3 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "I am blanking on the name of the model on the right, but she is freaking *gorgeous*, and her expression of shock here is tremendous!"

3 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Damn, do I miss Cream Me Again! It's a terrible loss to the WAM community that she is no longer here, as evidence by her great joy here, as she revels in SlopSlvt's "pie-miliation," but of course Creamy knows full well that she will soon be a creamy disaster herself, and relishes that face, even if she might act differently for purposes of the scene . . ."

3 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Zoey's expression here is PRICELESS!"

5 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Megan in preparation for the Neon Piepocalypse!

5 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "The anticipation is delicious . . . or it would be if these were edible pies . . . lol . . ."

5 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "

One of the most outrageousy sexy pie photos I've ever seen in my life!"

6 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Another take on the pure joy of WAM . . .

6 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "This screenshot crystallizes the pure joy of WAM!"

6 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: ""Doo doo doo. . . just pretend like this isn't happening and it will all go away . . . ""

yesterday

Commented on a forum photo: "Both of their expressions are perfect -- the clean one joyful, the messy one a little stunned and a great deal embarrassed!"

yesterday

Commented on a forum photo: "Oh, to be taunted and glopped and gloated over like this by the gloriously gorgeous Ivy Rain!!!"

yesterday

Commented on a forum photo: "So sexy, and such great helpless hands!"

yesterday

Commented on a forum photo: "Love the crustiness of this pie, the delicious mix of chocolate filling and whipped topping, the way you can make out just a bit of the end of her nose through all the goo, and the way the whipped cream is streaked through her long dark hair!"

yesterday

Commented on a forum photo: "Pied, topless Zoey is an astounding sight to behold!

yesterday

Commented on a forum photo: "Mentally steeling herself for the barrage of pies that's coming her way . . ."

Friended 3/14/17

Friended 9/9/19

Friended 10/11/25

Friended 8/31/20

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Friended 5/6/21

Friended 3/21/14

Friended 9/20/25

Friended 1/5/25

Friended 4/28/25

Friended 12/10/19

Friended 8/18/23

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luvs2pie 20 days ago

All those forum pics come from larger album seshs if u wanna see more (on my profile)

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luvs2pie 21 days ago

thanks for liking wifies pics!

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WetandMessyEllie 11/7/25

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you like my pie scene

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WetandMessyEllie 10/23/25

I'm so glad you love my gunged ass

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Pains Grey 9/7/25

Thank you for your sweet comments!

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Ready2Wam Studio 11/25/24

Thank you so much!! for all the

and comments

we really appreciate it

Have a messy week

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is the way the world ends, not w/a squish but a splat

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Gurph Morlicks 5/30/22

What Hath God Wrought?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

Incense and Peppermints

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Gurph Morlicks 3/3/22

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

Have gold pants ever been worn more fetchingly?

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

"If you're gonna ride..."

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MessyMissMarie 2/13/22

Hello Piero! I'm surprised you didn't throw your hat in the ring and possibly end up in my losers gallery with a pie in your face ;p

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tall tar toy 11/9/21

i like to be totally covered in ANYTHING messy but will give as well

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Navy 11/8/21

Think you should pull me in that mud by my tie knot and push me under forsing mud all over my navy uniform inside and out

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Gurph Morlicks 6/28/21

Land of Hope and Gloria

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I verCatchaBreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? caniget a Napkin? Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/10/21

The Ghost of Pastries Past Howl in the Bones of Her Face

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Gurph Morlicks 3/30/21

�Everything is the opposite of what it is�Winston O'Ghurkin

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WildThang 3/29/21

Thanks for

our pictures!

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Gurph Morlicks 3/22/21

This Diamond Ring Doesn't Shine For You Anymore

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure, toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplode

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