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Simply spectacular!
Photo1 hour agoreport
What an amazing coating of green slime for the Wife to wear in her inimitable fashion!
Photo1 hour agoreport
Another pair of perfect poses from The Wife and Melody, from their shocked expressions right down to their helpless hands. Also, naturally, Melody always looks completely FABULOUS when coated in slime!
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Lily looking straight up into a pie headed straight down is slapstick paradise!
Photo2 hours agoreport
I love how earnest and pretty Ellie looks in her tin foil hat!
Photo2 hours agoreport
Courtney looking up into the falling pie is a BEAUTIFUL SIGHT FOR SORE EYES TO BEHOLD. :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
Photo3 hours agoreport
The shocked reactions from the three onlookers are perfect! And of course Melody looks amazing under that bright green slime deluge!
Photo3 hours agoreport
Melody has the GREATEST reactions to getting slimed and pied! I also LOVE the Wife's expression here!
Photo3 hours agoreport
This chocolate batter gunging is OUTRAGEOUSLY sexy! Ava really knows how to take the mess!
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Photosundayreport
Ava is one of the most gorgeous WAM models!
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Photosundayreport
I love Mariah's defiantly crossed arms, you can tell she is (mock)-fuming under the sloppy deluge Bagheera is dishing out onto her head! I also love Bianca's thrilled but disbelieving reaction to all this degradation for her colleague!
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Photosundayreport
This may well be the hottest pic of Ivy Rain ever, and that's really saying something! She's so delighted NOT to be the one heading into the gunge tank!
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Photosundayreport
Kelsey thinking to herself, "This isn't happening! This ISN'T happening! Surely if I keep smiling big and looking so cute they will never want to pie and slime little ol' me..."
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Photosaturdayreport
Beautiful posing from Kelli and Britney, and I love Kelsey's reaction to seeing her aunt and cousin pied, knowing that soon she too will be on the receiving end of this messy fate!
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Photosaturdayreport
Completely delicious!
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Photosaturdayreport
Ugh, I can't remember the exact name of the producer, but it's something like "Girls Who Play Games" I just did a few searches on variations on that phrase and came up with nothing. They have promoted stuff on the UMD before but not that often because they aren't really a WAM producer. Their thing is girls playing games with the loser suffering an embarrassing forfeit but I believe less than 10% of these forfeits are messy ones. So they're not really a WAM producer but a more general kind of producer who occasionally does WAM.
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Photosaturdayreport
Incredible pie hit!
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Photofridayreport
No one takes a pie quite like the gorgeous Zoey Chanel!
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Photofridayreport
I love her expression here!
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Photofridayreport
WILDLY EROTIC STUFF! How am I supposed to go on about my day as a productive member of society knowing someting this sexy is going on somewhere in the universe?
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Photofridayreport
Some of the sexiest swamp things I ever did see!
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Photofridayreport
Exquisite beauty, elegantly degraded, tastefully and tastily humiliated!
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Photofridayreport
The irrepressible joie de vivre of Jess West!
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Photofridayreport
It's from a MostWam video called "Teacher Ari and Smoking Student Sky." Sky is the one shown in this photo, but both models get very messy in this scene.
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Photofridayreport
If that tongue could only talk, the stories it would tell! (See what I did there?)
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Photofridayreport
An awesome ride to the finish line!
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Photofridayreport
Everything's coming up roses, so to speak!
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Photofridayreport
There's just no coming back from gloppage like this. Nope, Mystique will just have to take up permanent residence in the WAM Hall of Fame!
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Photofridayreport
Q: A little chocolate sauce on your buttsteak?
A: Why yes, thank you, don't mind if I do.
Photothursdayreport
Why does she look so surprised? She's just realized the shocking breakdown in moral values that has taken place in contemporary society.
Photothursdayreport
This moment is incredibly rich in WAM potential!
Photothursdayreport
Mystique can sneak into my apartment and rob me ANY DAY!
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Photothursdayreport
Oh me oh my oh, oh Miss Ohio, I've done been hyp-NO-tized by those incredible eyes, not to mention that stunning figure! Mystique is a WAM Goddess for sure!
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Photothursdayreport
This is an impossibly sexy photo! I've raved about it once before last year, when it was brand new, but I just glimpsed it again and these heavenly bodies have lost none of the intense erotic gravity that holds me in their orbit. Tina's expression of sensual ecstasy is just mesmerizing, and I also deeply love the way Jess West's lusty gaze ogles Tiny's custard-covered curves!
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Photothursdayreport
If I had an ass like that, I'd be grabbing it too!
Photothursdayreport
Comedy gold!
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Photothursdayreport
This has high potential to be one of the greatest scenes in Messygirl history!
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Photothursdayreport
Tilly's reactions in this scene -- among her many other assets -- are incredible!
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Photothursdayreport
In my diseased mind, Tilly's sweater dress just won every fashion award known to mankind! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photothursdayreport
'Oh, do I have something in my hair?' asked Jess West, all sweetness-and-innocence-like.
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Photothursdayreport
'I'm just happy to be here.'
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Photothursdayreport
Top o' the mornin' to ya!
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Photothursdayreport
Suddenly, I'm beginning to understand the British obsession with custard!
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Photothursdayreport
A little taste of paradise . . . :loveeyes:
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Photothursdayreport
Although not feeling her best, Zoey still looked fabulous, if a bit stunned, with her lovely faceful of pie.
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Photothursdayreport
Time for a quick pie-faced nap on the floor. . .
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Photothursdayreport
8-D :loveeyes: 8-D :loveeyes: 8-D :loveeyes:This immediately became one of my all-time favorite pie pics! I absolutely love this model, whatever her name is*, I absolutely love banana cream pies -- the quintessential in-yer-face flavor for my money -- and I love this coverage. DELICIOUS!!!


*This model apparently went through a whole series of different names for her various scenes in the olden days of the Port City Slophouse store, even the producer told me he couldn't keep track of them all!!
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Photowednesdayreport
Beautiful model, excellently pied, great pose, wonderful helpless hands! :loveeyes:
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Photowednesdayreport
If only there were a moor behind her, this could be straight out of the slapstick version of Wuthering Heights (Slathering Tights?).
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Photowednesdayreport
Alana is so sexy! :loveeyes:
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Photowednesdayreport
Hilarity did, in fact, ensue!
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Photowednesdayreport
The elegance of the simple white pie to the face , and the gorgeous model to wear it.
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Photowednesdayreport
Gimme Shelter . . .
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Photowednesdayreport
A body that just won't quit!
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Photowednesdayreport
Some very fine gloppage, coupled with some wonderfully helpless hands!
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Photowednesdayreport
Profile in greatness!
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Photowednesdayreport
This cutie is completely unflinching in the double cream pie reception department!
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Photo6 days agoreport
Caught for all eternity in the most deliciously degrading time loop possible!
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Photo6 days agoreport
If you believe there's a solution, then you're part of the problem and you richly deserve every creamy comeuppance life throws in your lovely face!
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Photo6 days agoreport
Delicious entertainment, satisfyingly delivered, elegantly received!
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Photo6 days agoreport
REFRESHING!
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Photo6 days agoreport
This is a truly incredible sliming! The bright yellow and green working in perfect tandem to envelop this voluptuous beauty in the sexiest, most sensual way possible . . .
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Photo6 days agoreport
Everybody's expressions are priceless here!
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Photo6 days agoreport
I'm locked into inexorable orbit around this twin star system.
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Photo6 days agoreport
The thousand-mile stare has never been sexier!
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Photo6 days agoreport
Please, someone, anyone ... what video does this screenshot come from?!?
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Photo6 days agoreport
My doctor has diagnosed me with "a classic case of melon-mania."
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Photo6 days agoreport
The classics, like this delicious "butterscotch helmet," never get old!
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Photo6 days agoreport
Nude smooches in the slime ... Super-sexy screencap! (Maybe these beauties are not completely nude, I can't tell for sure, but in any event some glorious portions of the female anatomy are abundantly free, at any rate...)
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Photo6 days agoreport
It's from the show Love, American Style.
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Photo6 days agoreport
An all-around incredible shot, this! Ali could almost be a statue in a church here, a saint beatifically beaming her blessings down on humanity from on high. Except for, you know, that frilly blouse with the plunging neckline and, um, that rather thick and sensuous coating of custard/gunge. Perhaps she's the Saint of All Things Wet and Messy?!?
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Photo6 days agoreport
Charley Atwell, a veritable gift from the gods to WAM fans everywhere!
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Photo6 days agoreport
This screencap is a DEATHLESS WAM CLASSIC!!! Casey's hair is just amazing, and it's being given the royal tar-ry treatment from none other than an already-tarred Princess Charlotte herself! Also, Casey's figure in profile is curvaceous in all the best possible ways!
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Photo6 days agoreport
Busted and disgusted!
Photo6 days agoreport
Unhappy Camper Brett/Brad.
Photo6 days agoreport
Those eyes are positively bewitching!
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Photo6 days agoreport
The lust for life in the eyes and smile of an insanely underrated WAM goddess! Jadies and lentil-men, Jess West!
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Photo6 days agoreport
This model is just unbearably hot. Can anyone tell me her name?
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Photo6 days agoreport
Andando na Prancha. It actually says this in the lower right corner of the image, but it's easy to miss, clearly!
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Photo6 days agoreport
Adorable anticipatory expressoin!
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Photo7 days agoreport
HOLY HELL! Does this photo represent the Glory of WAM Fully Manifested in the Flesh or what?!?
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Photo7 days agoreport
Charlotte is the undisputed master of the Art of Punctured Dignity.
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Photo7 days agoreport
This is a role for an actress of the caliber of a Charo or a Pia Zadora . . .
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Photo7 days agoreport
Naughty Schoolgirl Patricia's Slime Buckets Detention, available in the store of the good Reverend Slymsford!
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Photo7 days agoreport
I'm not sure, sorry. This is promo pic posted for one of his scenes.
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Photo7 days agoreport
An unreleased scene from YCDTOTI. I don't have the scene, just this screenshot from it.
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Photo7 days agoreport
(Sing to the tune of "Beautiful Dreamer") Beautiful buttsteak, beautiful butt.
Photo7 days agoreport
Rear of the Year, Ass for the Ages, Derriere of the Decade!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Rear of the Year, Ass for the Ages, Derriere of the Decade!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Love the defensive positioning of Tefy's arms and hands here! And I can't wait for that truly massive pie to work it's way into Tefy's fetching, pie-catching face!
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Photo7 days agoreport
8-D Tefy has one of the most gloriously curvaceous figures in the whole wide WAMiverse!
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Photo7 days agoreport
This could be the (Rear) End of Everything!
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Photo8 days agoreport
MessyMegan's FlapJack Emporium!
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Photo8 days agoreport
To quote Dr. Seuss: Oh, the places you'll go! :-P
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Photo8 days agoreport
Incredible hair for a messing! Would love to see it dripping with banana cream and chunks of pie crust!
Photo10 days agoreport
What a sly, sexy look she is giving us!
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Photo10 days agoreport
Such a gorgeous face to endure such a neverending flow of cream pies and slime. . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo10 days agoreport
The Missus possesses a deep, delicious beauty.
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Photo10 days agoreport
That girl's got a big, beautiful backyard!
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Photo10 days agoreport
This ... is .... what... we ... call... The Muppet Show!
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Photo13 days agoreport
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