(Deep announcer voice, image of monumental hourglass dripping slime instead of sand to its lower chamber) Like sands through the hourglass, so are the pies in our crotch.
My order? Eight banana cream pies, six coconut cream, five French Silk chocolate creams, and four key lime pies. And please bring them all out on a single tray!
The biggest heart in all of WAM... plus a DAMN sexy woman who puts her all into making a mess of herself and her models. Jayce, we're all rooting for you in your battle against cancer!
Thanks. There are four photos on the far right edge of this collage, though... but I'm afraid even if you specify which one you mean, I probably will not be able to tell you the source video. I made this collage almost a decade ago, so it's just been too long.
Holy hell, this pic is almost six years old and I remember it from back in the day but somehow it's still sexier than the human mind can comprehend! Love the way that outfit clings to your curves, Marie, and especially your knock-kneed position... :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
How can I be expected to just go on about my days as a quasi-productive member of society when I know THIS is out there, making a sham and a travesty and a mockery of a sham out of everything I know about the world... oh, Jade, with your impossible beauty and the glimpses you afford us into another world of sloppy, sensual perfection. Oh, Jade!
Love the expressions on all three lovely faces here -- Lilly looking a bit complacent as the one who stays clean in this scene, Ellie looking more than a little worried about where that next pie is going, and The Wife seemingly in a sort of WAM shellshock.
I love how offhandedly Lilly is slapping that pie into the Wife's face -- "Oh? This little old thing?" She's not even looking at the Wife as she grinds the pie into her kisser! And the Wife's helpless hands are great as well . . .
Holy hell, Chloe, you're about to burst into flames from sheer sexiness here! Luckily that cool green slime clinging to every inch of your fantastic curves seems to have a flame-retardant effect . . .
Charlotte MostWam, so clearly one of the all-time greatest WAM models (and quite possibly the greatest WAM hostess of all time to boot). Just look at that transcendent smile as she's about to slap a huge pie into her already custard-covered kisser!
One of the WAM immortals, and for so many reasons -- just to start with, there's her classically gorgeous features, her huge boobs, and her even huger personality -- ladies and gentleworms, Kymberly Jane!!!