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A strangely popular rinse station for women in formal business attire!
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I can sympathize. I'm feeling a little overheated too . . .
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A vision in black... a brain-bogglingly breathtaking babe.
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A staggering beauty!
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I love how pleased she looks in the second panel!
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You and who's army, Chuck M? x-D
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Now that's what I call an interlocking mesh network! x-D
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One of the most stellar examples of the hands-on-hips pose I've ever seen... I only wish we could see the full view of Amber's glorious body here!
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Such a treat to see Katie's gorgeous head enveloped in glop, and also to see how enchanted Amber is with her delivery of the degrading deluge!
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The gorgeous woman in brown is a perfect candidate for pie-in-the-facehood. The woman in blue is the perfect person to carry out the deliciously dirty deed. (And she looks a bit like Mila Kunis when she's smiling in the final panel, so delighted with her devilish dessert delivery!)
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What a glorious nose to be covered in slime! (Yes, plenty of Ellie's other attributes are also glorious . . . )
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I'm so jealous of that slime, heading as it is into paradise! :loveeyes:
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Kate is incomparably sexy, I'm so thrilled she's come back to us!
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Time for a good ol' fashioned pastry spanking!
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Love this one, very satisfying!
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Love the stunned moment post-sliming but pre-speaking where she's just getting her eyes open and taking stock of her humiliating situation.
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What a cute 'n chipper (hypothetical) slime victim!
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This has got to be one of the most sensual WAM scenes of all time!
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I couldn't possibly love this photo any more than I do!
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My god, the WAM potential here is off the charts!
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The barn backdrop gives this scene a very folksy flavor . . .
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Kate, you could bewitch me with that incredible smile alone, but you could knock me out cold with those boobs -- and I wish you would! x-D
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My God, how great is it to have this TOTAL WAM GODDESS back on the scene? :loveeyes:
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'Sucks to be you!' (Little did she realize that soon the suckage would spread . . . )
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It's all fun and games til someone flashes a peace sign!
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OOOOOF!!!! Now that's a pie hit!
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So deliciously hot!
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I ask you: What did this GORGEOUS face ever do to deserve this level of sloppage?!? Oh right, it was simply the fact of the kisser in question being so goddamned gorgeous that who in their right mind could resist slathering it in slime and plastering it with pies!!! ;P
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Kate is an absolute vision of WAM Goddesshood!
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Impossibly sexy and contagious smile, brain-bogglingly bodacious breasts, and wonderfully helpless hands all topped off with a remarkable slime deluge -- WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE, PEOPLE OF EARTH?!?
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Love this look of defeated acceptance of her sloppy fate!
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One of the loveliest ladies ever to WAM!
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What a consummate pie to the Cheryl's lovely face! :loveeyes:
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I know it simply wasn't to be, but this specific shot looks like an amazing opportunity. In a parallel universe, the scene branches off in this manner: the cameraman whispers something that Dolly can't quite hear, so she leans in with a "What's that you say?" and then promptly gets a faceful of custard pie!
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My god, it's so sexy to see a model having this much fun in the mess! :loveeyes:
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The wedding dress could no longer contain Viki's energy!
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This is a fairly recent scene from the producer Splat Network.
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Love the jaunty angle on all these pie hats (as well as almost everything else about this photo!)
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Hubba Hubba!
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Such an amazing screenshot -- a perfectly pied gorgeous face with a huge smile beaming through it, whipped cream streaked in long dark locks, and perfect helpless hands too!
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WARNING: This trio of WAM Goddesses is DANGEROUSLY HOT!!! They will likely seduce or destroy anything and everything in their path!
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What a mesmerizing form you have!
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Two noted biochemists working through the night to develop r the perfect formula for aerated whipped cream.
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I'm sorry, Djmeak, but I'm not sure of the name of the model getting gunged here. This is obviously a video from Jayce's store, but I can't get any more specific. I'm sure Jayce could tell you, if you can ever get her attention. (She commented on this photo below earlier today, but I highly doubt she'll be back to these comments on this specific photo to see your question, and I think she's said she can't possibly answer all her UMD DMs, so she doesn't even try.)
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The way she bites her lower lip in anxious anticipation is perfectly delicious!
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Ali braces herself for her impending dessert-drenched degradation!
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This is what chargrin slathered in whipped cream looks like!
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As if her pregnancy wasn't trial enough, Zoey suddenly realized she was going to be subjected to a pie barrage too!
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The always gorgeous JAYCE!
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The most premium of all possible buttsteak ... sweet, meaty, and served piping hot!
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Jade, you're looking as incredible as ever!
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A lil' state-of-the-art game called peek-a-BOOB!
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C'mon, dudes, walk like an Egyptian already!
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Brooke worries that she may have left the oven on . . .
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In the Twilight of the Gods, all things become both possible and permissible!
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To me, this beauty looks serene in light of her impending pie-in-the-face.
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Amber is so Zen and at peace with what's about to happen . . .
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Lord, do I miss this woman! She brought something unique to the WAM table.
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Where does this screenshot come from? The filename suggests the model's name is Michelle, but who is the producer and is this scene still available? I need to show because this womane is GORGEOUS!
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Such a sexy trio of WAM goddesses! Amber, Lisa, and Charlotte are all incredible beauties, and we were fortunate to see all three of them get really really messy over and over and over again. Here, I love the earnest concern about "pie quality" from Lisa, and the delighted glee on Amber's face as she prepares to see her co-star plastered with that pie!
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The look on her face is exquisite!
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My god, how beautiful is Lisa Moomin?
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Green glopped all the way to glory!
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Cinq is such a joy!
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Here's the link to his page:
https://umd.net/cspie
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Samantha is her model name. She has shot a number of pie vids for two different producers, but not one of them has ever been made publicly available to buy. Many years ago, at least one of them leaked, albeit in very low quality, on Daily Motion and then made the rounds on the porn-tube sites.

The scene shown above was shot by a guy named C.S.Pies, who is still a UMD member. In his photo album on here, he has a bunch of screencaps from a bunch of different pie videos that he shot but never released, including the scene pictured above.
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SlapstickStuff Volume 293, scene 1. Model name: Charisma.
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producer: anglefan, model: scarlett storm
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Messygirl, this comes from one of their videos from the recent Las Vegas UMD meetup.
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... and you may find yourself ... in a slinky red dress ... with a pasta toupee...
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Which boob wore it better? Inquiring minds want to know!
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... and you may find yourself ... in a beautiful house ... with a beautiful wife ... with a beautiful ass ... sitting in a beautiful cake ...
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Flabbergastingly hot!
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A legendary liplock that will last a lunchtime!
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The bounteous bridal breasts are about to be joined in holy matrimony. It will start a little sumpin' like this: Do you, spectacular left boob, take this mind-blowing right boob to be your lawfully wedded BBF (best breastie forever)?
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What a staggeringly sexy model!!!
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The always effervescent Kacie James, looking particularly radiant, bodacious, and just plain glorious here!
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If I could just use your sweet ass cheeks as a pillow to rest my weary head upon . . .
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Under that apple suckling tree, oh yeah / Underneath that tree, there's just gonna be you and me / under that apple suckling tree, oh yeah!
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Wow, it's all coming true ... just like the prophets in the Old Testament said it would!
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Buttsteak Inspector is a supremely important position! You must be meticulously trained, mentally rigorous, and bodaciously busty to qualify for the job . . .
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Now that's some true nervous excitement! You simply cannot fake that level of it!
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Those eyes could lure me to the Crack of Doom . . . or even into, god forbid, an Applebee's.
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You can trust Jayce to always give 200% on the field!
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This is one of the greatest pre-mess shots in all of WAM history, if you ask me!
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We all know Kate is a very brave soul and a total WAM trooper . . . but she does look a little scared here! Adorably so, I might add. :thumbsup:
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Now this is some serious charisma!
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What a gorgeous shot! For some reason when I first saw this, I though it was Jayce . . .
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Summer's got one HELL of a profile! 8-D
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B&B no longer stands for "bread and breakfast" for me...
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She looks positively mesmerized. Just like I do when I'm staring at this photo . . . 8-|
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A+ for form! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Luscious legs and a joyful facial expression that feels so much like something we often see from her sister Jayce!
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Such a perfect pic from seemingly simpler times. Jilly was a treasure!
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Wipin' the pie out of your eyes / takes everything you got / takin' a break from all your worries / slathered in slipp'ry slop.
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Tina's really getting the full MG treatment in this scene!
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A splendid time is guaranteed for all!
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Buttsteak garnished with brownie batter -- what's not to love?!?
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Nobody does extreme WAM like Jayce!
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Tina's starting to see the funny side of all this messiness now that Bre is finally getting it.
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