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LOVE that lapful of custard you get in the last panel, Irina!
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Photo: Two Ira's ambushed at Christina's2 hours agoreport
For the power and the glory and the muck and the mire are all hers.
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Photo11 hours agoreport
IMPOSSIBLE!
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Photo11 hours agoreport
Man, how thrilling would it be to ride the rails of the rollercoaster that is Paris' body!
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Photo11 hours agoreport
This pic is a true feast for the senses. You OWN the mess, Slop Slvt, even as it OWNS you right back, clinging to almost every sexy inch of your face and body.
Photo: The O face, as in “Omg! How embarrassing!”Thursdayreport
Wonderful work, Ira! All of your fans have been waiting a long, long time for one of your colleagues to take some messy revenge on you, and this does not disappoint in the least. In fact, it is DELICIOUS! I especially love the sexy outfit you dressed in for this momentous occasion.
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Photo: Mira ambushes me in a public parkTuesdayreport
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvU6OOZot6g
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In an earlier comment I wrote about this same ass (but as depicted in a different photo than this one) that is was the PERFECT target for a banana cream spanking. This sentiment has only intensified since I saw this picture!
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Photo: upon request12 days agoreport
This poor beer maid was just too impossibly sexy to stay clean; slapstick karma will have its way with her, but my prediction is she'll only get sexier the more pies and slime are applied to her gorgeous face and bodacious body!
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Photo13 days agoreport
A ChristMESS-in-March WAM jingle:

Ass of wonder, rear of light
Sweet cheeks in leather beauty bright
So breathtaking, boner making,
Guide us to thy perfect light
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Photo13 days agoreport
I love hearing that news, The Man!
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Photo13 days agoreport
The universe makes SO much more sense now that Miss Universe has been well pied!
Photo13 days agoreport
Beauty walking the razor's edge -- only to endure an exquisite pieing!
Photo13 days agoreport
This is SO TREMENDOUSLY GREAT! I love :loveeyes: the fact that they exchanged pies at the END of the video, during the "playing around in the slop on the floor at the end of the video" section. I almost never see pies in this part of videos, just slop, and I wish I would see a whole lot more people do at least one pie at the end. ~SPLAT!~ :loveeyes:
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Photo13 days agoreport
Zoey always takes things to new heights of sexiness. And Penelope relishing Zoey's humiliation is just the icing on the cake!
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Photo14 days agoreport
. . . or maybe I spoke too soon!
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Photo14 days agoreport
It doesn't get much hotter than THIS!
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Photo14 days agoreport
Great post=slimie reactions, especially love the helpless hands and facial expression on the model on our left!
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Photo14 days agoreport
The wonder of Jade on full display! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo14 days agoreport
Good god, this is a sexy shot! I dearly miss the lovely Lane. . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo15 days agoreport
There's that incredible ass again, practically screaming out for a good pieing!
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Photo: before the gym! also requested15 days agoreport
The PERFECT ass to spank with an overfilled banana cream pie!!!!!
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Photo: per request!15 days agoreport
They both seem to take their slimings exceptionally well!
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Photo15 days agoreport
What are these models' names? They aren't mentioned in the post in which Messygirl posted this. In any event, I love the smoldering look the white-shirted woman is shooting the other woman.
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Photo15 days agoreport
Shock and Awe XXVII: The Purple-Haired, Pie-Faced Edition
Photo15 days agoreport
I second that emotion, Saumrai! :-)
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Photo15 days agoreport
Jade you are an exquisite vision of feminine grace and beauty!
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Photo: <3 15 days agoreport
So vivid I can almost hear the "mmmppphhhh---" from here. Windy/Willow really takes pies like a champ!
Photo15 days agoreport
A perfect pie target! Angelic face, gorgeous puprle bob wig, stellar breasts, hands already in the helpless position before the first pie has even flown. She knows what boys like / she knows what guys want . . .
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Photo15 days agoreport
A (double) vision of punctured dignity!
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Photo15 days agoreport
Boobalicious good-time slime!
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Photo15 days agoreport
Yet another deliciously dreamy, classically creamy faceful of pie for the lovely Larae!
Photo17 days agoreport
Larae, a gorgeous woman, exquisitely creamed.
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Photo17 days agoreport
One of the greatest pie hits ever filmed!
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Photo17 days agoreport
Wide-eyed WAM wonder!
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Photo17 days agoreport
A lovely portrait in dignity abused.
Photo17 days agoreport
Sensuous and fun!
Photo17 days agoreport
What a look this fictional character is able to give the "camera"!
Photo17 days agoreport
A stellar piece of work here!
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Photo17 days agoreport
Gorgeous splatter on a gorgeous girl... great screenshot, this!
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Photo17 days agoreport
... and four slimes in, she's STILL smiling!
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Photo17 days agoreport
Love the smile on this beauty, even in the face of oncoming slime!
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Photo17 days agoreport
The Attack of Slimezilla!
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Photo17 days agoreport
I'm more of a pie guy than a slime stan, but goddamn, sometimes a good sliming can be so satisfyingly sexy! Case in point...see above! (Or see below, if you're seeing this on The Wall...)
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Photo17 days agoreport
The Wife lookin' super sexy and taking that slime like the WAM goddess she is!
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Photo17 days agoreport
It's from a dating show that I stumbled onto roughly five years ago, and I made stills of it at that time, but at this point have no idea what the name of the show was (and I never knew where it orginially "aired," I just found a clip of it online).
Photo17 days agoreport
Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. . .
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Deciding that this mud is JUST the right consistency!
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Photo19 days agoreport
Time for a PARTY! :-)
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Photo19 days agoreport
The expression of the model on the right, and also the way she has her hand over her mouth, is also exquisite!
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Photo19 days agoreport
Kate demonstrates to the disbelieving villagers once again, beyond any shadow of a doubt, why she is a WAM Goddess Extraordinaire.
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Photo19 days agoreport
What a radiant beauty Kate is! That smile could light up a whole city! :loveeyes:
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Photo19 days agoreport
Just a STELLAR sliming you've got yourself here!
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Photo19 days agoreport
Congrats on being Wammer of the Day -- you deserve it just as richly as you deserve many dozens more pies to your gorgeous kisser and hundreds more gallons of lumpy slime all over your fantastic body!
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User: Chloe of PieroProductions23 days agoreport
LOVE that smile... and everything else about this pic too!
Photo: 0325 days agoreport
Truly adorable expressiveness!
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Photo: 0725 days agoreport
Such a gorgeous, pie-able face!
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Photo: Can't wait to get messy for my first time in year25 days agoreport
That's a truly glorious pic! What's the source of this? Looks like a TV show, and almost certainly a British one . . .
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Photo25 days agoreport
She's really ready for the check at this point!
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Photo25 days agoreport
Her pants say "commissioned by PieFan2"* but her panties say "I'm gonna keep on dancin' at the Pink Pony Club." (*PieFan2 is a notorious pied-in-white-pants fanatic.)
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Photo25 days agoreport
Now THAT is a decadent, deliciously deep-dish, fun-filled, fruit-flavored, flufed-up, creamy, dreamy pieing!
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Photo25 days agoreport
Priscilla/Vivi does a masterful job of pretending like she's scared of that pie!
Photo25 days agoreport
A true MG classic!
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Photo25 days agoreport
Love the red, white and blue color scheme on display here... and also of course those great helpless hands!
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Photo25 days agoreport
I've literally never found condiments so appealing as I do in this moment!
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Photo25 days agoreport
Tracy at the market, checking the freshness of today's melons . . .
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Photo25 days agoreport
Exquisite helpless hands from the about-to-be-glopped Zoey!!!
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Photo25 days agoreport
Beautiful woman, beautifully creamed, and great helpless hands too! What is the source of this?!?
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Spectacular!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Helpless hands, helpless tits! :loveeyes:
Photo26 days agoreport
This is a Jayce video you can buy in her UMD store, the house of mess. I think it is called Cigars and Pies.
Photo27 days agoreport
Congrats on nabbing Wammer of the Day again, Rev!
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User: RevSlymsford27 days agoreport
She's feelin' it... and now I am too!
Photo27 days agoreport
Feelin' groovy . . .
Photo28 days agoreport
Ummmmmmmm.... YES!
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Photo28 days agoreport
Preparing to do the best version of "jazz hands" ever . . .
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Photo28 days agoreport
Francesca is an accomplished dancer of the Hokey Pokey. . .
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Photo28 days agoreport
Incredible body, and nice "mud boots" too!
Photo28 days agoreport
The muddier the cushion / the sweeter the pushin'.
Photo28 days agoreport
Gorgeous girl contemplating future possibilities . . .
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Photo28 days agoreport
Some of these possibilites are sweet, if a bit sticky . . .
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Photo28 days agoreport
. . . while others are nasty, lumpy, smelly, and bright green in color!
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Photo28 days agoreport
Yet another terrifically sexy sliming, and yet more incredible helpless hands!
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Photo28 days agoreport
"Oh me, oh my oh / Lily's been pied, oh! / She's runnin' around with her Pie Face on" (to the tune of Gillian Welch's "Look at Miss Ohio")
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Photo28 days agoreport
Such a great reaction shot as the slime just begins to hit. And once again... amazing "helpless hands" action from your models! ;-)
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Photo28 days agoreport
What a lithe figure Aston cuts. Where's El Greco when we need him?
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Photo30 days agoreport
Her cups overfloweth!
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Photo30 days agoreport
What a super-sensuous sliming this is!!!
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Photo30 days agoreport
What a GORGEOUS slime victim Jordyn makes! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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What a crazy color combo you've glopped all over the very sexy Anastasia!
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Yet another excellent example of Helpless Hands in action!
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Once again, Zoey demonstrates her commitment in a way that leaves everyone drooling!
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Photo3/3/25report
Jess West, perpetually underrated WAM goddess!
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Photo3/3/25report
The curious thing that scientists could never figure out was how Zoey looked infinitely attractive either totally clean or heavily dipped in chocolate.
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Photo3/3/25report
You shake it to the left . . .
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You shake it to the right. . .
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Oooooooh... portents of incredible things to come!
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Tanya has such long, lustrous hair, I'd really love to see her get some mess as well!
Photo: More loyalty prizes at the Salon!3/2/25report
Anastasia is generous to get herself made up perfectly, knowing full well her makeup and hair will be soon plastered in gooey pie!
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Photo: Anastasia reveals new sales plan!3/2/25report
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