Comments by Gurph Morlicks

What a remarkably lovely pie target this face is!!!

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Love how much fun they're clearly having, love all the helpless hands, and I love how short that blue dress is!

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This picture belongs in the dictionary next to the definition of the word BOOBALICIOUS.

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This is an incredible shot, starring Kate as an impossibly sexy ritual sacrifice to the endlessly hungry Gods of WAM. :loveeyes:

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As was sung in the swinging sixties: Let the Sunshine In!

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Great model ... super-cute face, awesome purple hair, and an impossibly compelling ass!

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My God . . . she's full of stars! 8-D

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Another stellar example of beautiful Melody doing what she does best -- getting pied like the WAM Goddess that she is!

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I'm always thrilled to see Melody catch a pie with her gorgeous face, she's one of the best WAM models around!

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Absolutely love your expression here!!! "Mr. Parker has entered the chat." :-P

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Is that split pea soup? :-P Whatever it is, I love its coating power!

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Lovely "model" and great cleavage, I'm surprised it didn't collect more of the slime than it did!

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This one is extra sexy ... love this virtual model's hairstyle and top. And her disgusted reaction to the slime is very convincing!

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What a fun and lovely group of young women!

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An impossible-to-resist target for that pie!!!

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How much fun were you guys having in this scene? It looks like a wild, impossibly sexy romp!

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How am I supposed to just go on living my life as a productive member of society, knowing this kind of outrageous beauty is shimmering out there in the distance, forever hovering just out of reach, the metaphorical carrot dangled from the end of a stick, luring me on with lurid fantasias of wild abdomen?

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Case in point about Megan enjoying creaming Summer . . .

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Summer is great, super cute and takes a great pie to the face! I also love how much you enjoy pieing her, Megan!

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Purple is my favorite color... now more than ever! This model has great hair and boobs for a grape-flavored gooey glopping like this!

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Staggeringly sexy shot!

Photo: Katie got me back for gunging her faceThursdayreport

'Who else loves a gunged ass?' asks the caption. I raise my hand so fast and so high and so hard that it shatters the glass ceiling above me. And may I say I love this particular gunged ass better than maybe any other?

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Buttsteak: It's. What's. For. Dinner.
(My apologies to all, I simply cannot resist!)

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I like the skeptical expression Santana is wearing, while Zoey looks radiant here - her wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression is simply captivating. Also, that very tight gray dress seems just BARELY able to contain her bodaciousness!

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This will be the (rear) end of everything!

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Quite a cutie, this one... can anyone tell me the source of this?

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I don't mean to be sacreligious or anything... but the main photo for this scene strongly suggests (at least in my diseased mind) a new Church of Kate ... and I for one will be among its most ardent worshippers!!!

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Wow, those ladies really let Anastasia have it at the worst possible time! That meeting is going to be AWKWARD!

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A legend that will last a lunchtime!

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Such a great shot! We see the delicious pie-to-face impact, get a great glimpse at those spectacular boobs already oh so well creamed, and some great helpless hands are also thrown into the mix!

I'm sorry Mr. Parker was so merciless in his pastry assault but at the same time I'm, uh... not... sorry .... at all? x-D

Photo: Mr Parker didn't hold back on those piesWednesdayreport

Now that is just a RIDICULOUSLY sexy photo! I think I'm in love! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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Ellie, I love how thrilled you look to be pieing your friend! But I also love how she's covertly reaching for a pie of her own to take some sweet revenge moments later . . . :-P

Photo: Surrounded by pies but I still caught Summer Foxy Wednesdayreport

My god, that looks like such fun!

Photo: Summer got her own back, the look on her face is bWednesdayreport

This is a recreation of the scene from Greek Mythology where Zeus hurls down thunderbolts on a crowd of disbelieving villagers!

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Zoey's chocolate coated boob (you can really only see one of them in this pic) is a Whole World Unto Itself!

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My god, what a sexy faceful of chocolate cream pie Zoey is receiving here!

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Talk about your Immortal Moments from the WAM Rapture, Boobalicious Edition! I think I've ascended out of my carbon-based husk and assumed my new fifth-dimensional lighbody form just by looking at this unspeakably sexy screenshot!

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Great Moment in Human History #43,246.

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Congrats on Wammer of the Day! Richly deserved!

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The combination of the yellow custard and the bright red strawberry sauce dripping down Vanessa's smart outfit and sexy curves is a GREAT look for her. Add in the cream and crust of a couple of well delivered pies in the final panel, and she's looking like a vertiable messterpiece! I also love the way her co-workers are laughing uproariously at her humiliation in the background of that last panel.

Photo: Revenge on Vanessa!!Tuesdayreport

Yet again, the WAM Rapture is upon us!

Photo: Would you pour a spider-filled bucket of gunge oveTuesdayreport

I've said it before but I have to reiterate how much I absolutely LOVE the smile of the woman who's a split-second away from getting PLASTERED with a CRAZY-CREAMY, DEEP-DISH DELISH and ULTRA-DREAMY, SUPER-SLOPPY, EXTRA-GLOPPY CREAMY CREAM PIE! Yuuuummmmmmm. . .

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The latest yoga craze is by far the best iteration, in my humble opinion!

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Look at how much fun they're having!

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Now THIS is what I call a PARTY! x-D

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Zen and the art of slapstick meditation.

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It's grueling work, but those pies ain't gonna shove themselves in pretty faces! SOMEONE's gotta put in the work, and it might as well be yet more sexy woman who have already been slimed and pied themselves . . .

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(singing) For fleshy mountains' majesty / below the pie-smeared face.

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This woman has chosen a difficult road for herself, but she seems committed to the tasks at hand (and mouth)!

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This is an INCREDIBLE pic, I absolutely adore it! I don't know the models' names, but the one about to take the pie in her gorgeous kisser has such a great expression on her face! And the pie thrower looks like she's smiling big too (but that's just a guess since you can't actually see her mouth), even though she knows that huge pie in the other model's hand will soon be on its way to her own face!

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Somebody HAD to do it, and I'm glad it could be The Wife. (Look at her smile of satisfaction!) Also, Stephanie's hair looks amazing splayed out over all that shaving cream!

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Ellie, you have a ridonkulously sexy rear end and the slime coating Katie is giving it here only adds to the erotic gravity your amazing ass holds over my mind.

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Lovely, luscious Lindsey pulls open her shirt to a universe of possibilities!

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The Wife wide-eyed, realizing she's about to get some creamy comeuppance for her misdeeds!

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Love this pink and white "outfit"!!!

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The potential WAM energy in this photo is explosive. One little push and it goes KINETIC!

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Like Sisyphus endlessly pushing the same rock up the same hill, Stephanie rises from the shaving cream morass, knowing she'll end up face down in it again and again . . .

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My god, what an absolutely sexy WAM duo you two make. I really hope you'll get together again for a super-sloppy, extra-gloppy, creamy dreamy steamy cream pie fight! SPLAT!!!

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https://umd.net/serena

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I'm a huge fan of "helpless hands" posing, so this pic really does it for me. Not only does slime recipient Katie have both hands helpless here, but even slime pourer Ellie has one hand in a helpless position! :loveeyes: (Don't ask me why I love this so much, I can't explain!)

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Lindsey's always luscious, with or without mess. Here, she's looking great as usual under layers of slime and pie, and at least at the moment this screenshot was snapped, she's almost wearing a "pie crust bra"! :-P

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Stephanie: The Calm Eye in the Center of the Cream Pie Storm.

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What a satisfying pie SPLAT! the Wife delivers here! She looks pretty happy about it too!

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Cree was the secret weapon in the WAM Watchers armory of fabulous babes. I have to admit she slipped under the radar for me for some time, but she eventually became one of my very favorite models of theirs. This picture of her in a PERFECT pie reception pose helps illustrate why!

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Such a great picture! Cree's gorgeous face has been freshly plastered with pie, and she's even wearing a classic "pie hat." I also love her body positioning, especially those exquisitely helpless hands. Meanwhile, the blonde (I think that's Paris? Not completely sure) has struck an amazing pose of mockery, having already been pied herself. The woman in the pink shirt (no idea who she is) is also delighting in Cree's creamy comeuppance, and has great body language too.

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A little slice of WAM heaven right here!

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Pure gorgeousness!

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I posted this same pic in my post above (mine is a cropped version). I really love the sassy left leg positioning of the pie thrower!

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This MessyDreams model is a super-cutie and she seems to have a lot of fun getting pied.

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One of the all-time classic pie sandwiches!

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Truth in advertising!

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Ultra-sultry ambidextrous pie holding action!

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A glorious moment in human history!

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The double ass pieing is a truly rare and glorious sight!

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Explosive pie sandwich on an exquisite recipient!

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What a glorious duo Lisa and Amber make! Two of my all-time fave WAM models!

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So gorgeous!

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A tantalizing two-pie tease!

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For my money, Lindsey is one of the greatest WAM models of all time!

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That's the fabulous Meg of ZTD Productions. Sadly they closed their store earlier this year.

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Perfectly planted pie!

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Voluptuousness personified.

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Vivi's body is a wonderland! In the words of Little Richard: When she walk by/the bread slice turn to toast/'Cuz she's got a lot/of what they call THE MOST.

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That sly, knowing look suggests you know something we don't know... and I'm sure that's the case. But how ever will we get you to "spill the beans," metaphorically and possibly also literally?

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A good old fashioned Taste of the Texas Turnpike. (Or words to that effect . . . )

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Maybe ... just maybe... THIS time... she's really just trying to peacefully offer me some dessert. That would be a sweet change of pace!

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WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT?
Now, much more than ever:
BUTTSTEAK: It's. What's. For. Dinner.
(!!!!!!)

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Don't think I've ever seen an angora sweater dress in the wild -- or even dreamed such a thing existed -- but now I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about it! One of the perfect outfits to be pied in!

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I'm loving this! The way the pie pusher rubs the tin all around the recipient's face is truly delicious!

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I just can't help it -- now I really want to see the blonde woman catch a pie with her face too! :-P

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This is a gorgeous pic, and I love it! I feel like it's based on some sitcom I don't know, but maybe it's all hypothetical?

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WOW! This has got to be one of Creamy's greatest poses ever, and that's saying a lot, because I really consider her to be the Queen of Pied Poses.

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INCREDIBLE stance from Creamy here, what with the angry look, the saucy hands on her hips, and of course the "pie tin bra" that Slop Slvt has so kindly given her. Also, Slop Slvt looks adorably pleased with her WAMcomplishments here!

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Awesome pie impact pic! Slop Slvt sure knows how to deliver a pie to the face, and Creamy sure knows how to take one! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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Awesome pie impact pic! Slop Slvt sure knows how to deliver a pie to the face, and Creamy sure knows how to take one! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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Vanessa looks quite devious in that first panel, plotting her revenge on Marianna. And of course she makes a right mess of Marianna with that double cherry pie assault! Love those helpless hands in the last panel!

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There's nothing not to like here! Gorgeous model with a great body, amply displayed, very well pied with loads of nice splatter in her long blonde hair, and some perfect helpless hands to top it all off!

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Incredible pie coverage!

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Always a good day when a former Miss Universe gets pied! Especially when she's as great a sport about it as this one was!

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When it's "a bit too much" and "a little over the top," as well as "more than enough," then THAT'S when you know that it's JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF PIES!!!!

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