Comments by Gurph Morlicks

Eileen ponders the life choices that led to this moment in the pasture . . .

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Not a care in the world . . . just a beautiful woman communing with dairy products.

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Very sensuous!

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Now that's what I call a great big, generous green-gunge glopping!

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Another perfect pie plastering complete with wonderfully helpless hands from Nicole!

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Everything is so great about this screencap -- Bagheera's wonderful pie-throwing form, Nicole's perfectly helpless hands as the pie explodes across her face, and Bianca's "I can't look" hands-over-the-face as it all goes down!

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Another very sexy one! I like how she turns in mid-sliming/mudding so that we can see both her ass and her boobs getting covered in the mess!

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This should really be followed up with a round of feathers!

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I love the raised helpless hands of the brunette as the slime first falls, and then how her arms and shoulders both slump down in defeat a she accepts her humiliating fate. I also really love the expressions of dismay on the blonde's face.

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Another really sexy gif. Love the way her hands go from nipple-covering duty to completely helpless the second the mud hits her!

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This one is really sexy! Love the way she's got her incredible ass stuck out on display like that, and some of the mud (I think it's mud, not brown slime?) kind of bounces off her head to land on her lower back and from there starts enveloping that delicious derriere!

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This is an extra-gorgeous AI model. I wish she'd gotten "better" mess than just a bowl of cereal (I know it's all subjective) but she looks phenomenal here -- beautiful face, great expression for the mess, and a simply spectacular shirt! :-P

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It's a Lenny Sorge scene for sure, although I can't tell you which one specifically.

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Incredible helpless hands from Stephanie, plus a great reaction from The Wife!

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Stephanie looks gloriously, genuinely shocked and/or outraged here!

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This is virtually the definition of the term "grin and bear it." x-D

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Now that's a sexy pair of WAMmers!

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What's for dinner?!? Buttsteak, sweet and meaty!

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After the willing suspenders of disbelief pretended for a spell to do their job keeping the model's nipples covered, they have retreated to the sides of Alura's alluring breasts, allowing all a generous view.

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More great helpless hands!

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I suppose I won't be needing THIS anymore . . .

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More top-notch helpless hands from the Larzmobile!

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The chemistry is crackling crazily between Larz and Daisy . . .

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Mmmmmppfff---

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Sexiest Swamp Thing Ever!

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Larz preparing Daisy for full initiation into the Cult of WAM. :-P

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INCREDIBLE helpless hands!

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great helpless hands!

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INCREDIBLE helpless hands here, Larz!

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It's beginning to look a lot like "Christmess," everywhere you go. . .

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I can practically taste Penelope's indignity here. ;P

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Larz, you're really feelin' it here. And everyone else is wishing they could feel it too. . . x-D

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Penelope's got the perfect "wicked witch helpless hand" here, hahahaha!

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Yvonne smiled as she imagined other uses this green-shirted beauty could put those two fingers to . . .

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Elise had been working at this grocery for six years now, but she'd never imagined that being summoned for a "cleanup on the produce aisle" could land her in such a sultry situation.

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Sexiest exchange of cabbage/lettuce EVER.

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At last, these two gorgeous arch rivals were seeing matters pie to pie. (An intriguing touch -- although perhaps unintentional -- is that the way they are holding the pies with their hands on the outward edge suggests more that they are each about to pie themselves than one another. )

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POW! Right in the buttsteak! :-P

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WOW, Penelope has the PERFECT "Oh no you don't!" hands and facial expression here!

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What's a little kiss between good friends? Well, I'd say it's ... errr... uh ... SMOKING FUCKING HOT if the friends happen to be Larz and Daisy!

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What an intriguing piece of headgear, Larz!!! What's the story with it? Are there other pics of you in it elsewhere? Inquiring minds want to know!

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Sensational outfit! I guess you're just a wetlook guy, fino, but as for me, I'd really love to see this girl in this outfit bombarded with banana cream pies!

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Anastasia's expression here is priceless!

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What a perfectly SPLATASTIC moment to capture!

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LOVE Anastasia's perfectly poised helpless hands as she sits on a chocolate pie in her new white skirt!

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It's WAY too easy for me to imagine a banana cream pie suddenly appearing in your hand here, Larz! :-P And then of course, it's only a matter of seconds before you plaster Daisy's lovely face with it!

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Leggy Mombasto!

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Incredible shot! Those legzzzz... so freaking sexy!

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Kacie sure knows how to strike the perfect WAM pose for any occasion!

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What a terribly sexy pie spanking! Delicious!

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Superb snapshot of a glorious moment in time/slime. Love the great coverage of her face, hair and shoulders, love the hopelessly helpless hands, and perhaps most of all, I love how her luscious lap is filling up with slime too!

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Is everybody IN? The Ceremony is about to begin!

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Sexiest. Pushups. Ever.

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Very sexy post-mess posing from both women, especially Kacie James!

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Holy hell, Larz . . . I swear you and delicious Daisy are the sexiest duo in the whole wide wacky wonderful WAMiverse right now!

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Incredibly hot pic, Jade! I love to see you get pied and I love to ogle your incredibly sensuous curves, and this pic affords me both opportunities!

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Larz, you're on fire, and I think just looking at this pic has sent my own pants aflame too!

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Your wife has incredible legs, skirtpie, and that short skirt is the perfect way to show them off! Also, of course, appreciate her willingness and skill in taking pies to the face . . . mustn't forget that part!

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Rebecca really seems to be enjoying Penny's self-sliming here. And I can hardly blame her, it's sexy AF! That helpless left hand is the perfect finishing touch!

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What a beautiful woman Rebecca is to be subject to such humiliating indignity... although her expression suggests she doesn't seem to mind, however!

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Penny looks half-disgusted, half-tickled by her slimy predicament. And of course, her boobs look SENSATIONAL slathered in that goop!

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YUM! Another incredible pie hit on Patty's perfect, pretty puss, and more of those wonderfully helpless hands too!

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My god, does this woman know how to hold two giant pies at the same time! (And she also seems to be extremely skilled at catching such pies with her gorgeous kisser!)

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Sensuousness incarnate!

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A spectacular pie hit on a gorgeous target!

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So many helpless hands here, so many colorful pies, so many ... errr... glorious globes, and so little time to appreciate the sheer magnificent wonder of it all!

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Now that is some seriously messy hair!

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So incredibly cute those eyes and lips are, peering through a thick, sloppy mask of whipped cream!

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Kacey's beautiful, bodacious buttocks make for a perfect place to plant a pie, and Messy Megan is just the right WAM veteran to do the delicious deed!

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An amazing image! So blue, so sexy!

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Penny's one free boob in this pic is EVERYTHING.

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Impossible form, immaculate composition! I'm declaring this the official start of the New Renaissance.

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Amazing stuff! Love the combination of colors, love the collar, love the way Emilia is "facing herself" during this sensational sliming thanks to the split-screen effect.

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My god, it's so sexy to see how what an absolute BLAST Megan is having slamming that pie into Kacie's adorable kisser! And Kacie is taking it like the total WAM pro she was, is, and always shall be. Glorious!

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I'm so sorry for this, but SOMEONE has got to say it:
What an amazing pair (of pairs!) :-P

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ALERT THE MEDIA, WAKE THE KIDS, PHONE THE NEIGHBORS! REAR OF THE YEAR, ASS FOR THE AGES, DERRIERE WITHOUT COMPARE ABOUT TO BE SPANKED BY PIE!

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Her sheer gorgeousness will surely protect her from any intimations of mess . . . right?

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What an impossibly sexy pied mess you have made of the gorgeous Patty here!

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The coverage on this pie hit is insane in the best possible way! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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INCREDIBLE pie impact screenshot with loads of splatter and incredible helpless hands!

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It's one of the scenes Willa Vanilla did for Messygirl. I'm not sure of the name of the scene, but she has only done a few of them for MG, so it should be easy to track down in their store. It's a two-girl scene, which should further limit the search.

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Those eyes, those eyes!

THESE eyes, THESE eyes
have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one
Like I had with you

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Is it just me or does this woman appear to have a bit of a naughty streak in her?

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creepin' up on a custard comeback. . .

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What happens when a pie fight breaks out at the BBC (Big Bazongas Conference).

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A beautiful woman, preparing to be defiled with pie.

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Luncheons with the girls used to be such civilized affairs, but nowadays you can easily end up wearing your meal instead of eating it. But there does seem to be a little bit of fun in this culinary chaos, don't you agree? So who's to say whether this modern trend is really better or worse than the prim propriety of the past?

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MostWam at its best was all about FUN IN THE MESS WITH YOUR FRIENDS. Even though it all went terribly south in the end thanks to the troubled head of their operations, they made tons of great videos over the course of 15+ years.

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I submit! Michelle is such a elegant WAM vixen, always fashionably appointed and possessed of the poise of a seasoned professional model, that I am powerless to resist her sultry charms . . .