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Holy shit, this photo should be the poster child for the "Free the Nip" campaign!
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Photo: Vid from last halloween!2 hours agoreport
That's from a MostWam video. The woman about to be pied is a model named Sky and I'm almost sure that's Lisa Moomin holding the pie, although of course you can't see her face. Sorry, I don't know the name of the specific scene, but I know it's one of their Christmas videos with at least four or five models in it. That should help you track it down at their (massive) store if you want to look for it at their site.
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Someone's feeling a little sassy with a big creamy pie in hand . . .
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Haven't seen this pie babe in what feels like a decade. She's been missed!
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So gorgeous, so determined!
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And on the Seventh Day, Creamy was Pied for Our Sins.
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The WAM Rapture has come early this millennium!
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In the dictionary of phrases, next to the entry for "in the throes of passion," you should find this photo!
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That is some succulent slime!
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Somebody, quick, put a cream pie in that hand!
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I'd classify this under the "WILDLY EROTIC" heading.
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That's a lotta tongue!
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Buttsteak, sweet and meaty, with a recommended slime garnish, makes a great pillow upon which to rest the weary head that wears the crown. (Okay, there's no crown shown here, just some slime in her hair... but that gets heavy too, man.)
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Here she is again, lovely as ever, in a great purple dress no less! (Purple is my favorite color.)
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Bagheera, you look lovelier than ever here. I hope your goregous kisser is on the receiving end of that outrageously overfilled and devilishly delicious looking pie!
Photo: A new guest on our show tonight18 hours agoreport
Another epic Joseph Conrad-style journey into the very Heart of Mess.
Scene: Sooty Tied and Pied18 hours agoreport
Bagheera is going to force this poor pied girl to fill out all the forms in triplicate.
Photo: Will I take her to the punishment cell?18 hours agoreport
At least she's having fun with it!
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Forgot to add that I also love Olga's helpless hands in the last three panels. And the slime overflow onto the Fiat podium in front of the ladies is a nice touch!
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Photo: Olga wins the staff mess conference vote!19 hours agoreport
What a mischievous smile to pair with such a creamy, dreamy pie!
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She seems to be pondering the many options for pastry placement . . .
Photo: The office is going to get messy!19 hours agoreport
This is one woman in need of a moist towellete.
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What a bodacious, earthy, and good-humored babe! And what a great dress to wear when getting thrown into a pool! Never really think of brown as a color for elegant attire, but she makes it so. (I also would like it to be known that I am hoping against hope, even against all forms of reason, that one day I will see this gorgeous fictional woman hit with a barrage of banana cream pies. )
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Is there a video available of this scene? For god's sake, if there is, somebody point me to it!
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Another great one, Ira! I especially love the pieing -- go figure! x-D -- such an incredible mess from just one creamy, dreamy pie. I hope every pie I ever get hit with from this point on in my life is that messy!
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Photo: Olga wins the staff mess conference vote!19 hours agoreport
Perfect gift for the woman who has (almost) everything!
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PhotoTuesdayreport
Leila, a wam goddess extraordinare!
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Bagheera's hilarity is as contagious as her cleavage is irresistible!
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A truly beatific visage. Surely whatever benevolent divinity is responsible for its creation did not frame these magnificent features for them to be sullied with the indignity of cream pies and chunky slime . . . but I for one am secretly glad that this is the messy fate to which this face has proven so subject. (I guess this joy is not so secret anymore!)
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Bagheera, with legs for days and boobs to beat the band, dribbles slime with inimitable style over her helpless victim!
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Chocolate-covered delight!
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Another GORGEOUS shot -- the hits just keep on coming from Maxi!
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A little thing I call "sowing the seeds of love" . . .
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Astoundingly sexy legs and a delightfully delicious derriere!
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A serious -- and seriously colorful! -- glopping. As a "mess virgin," what can poor Ashley have thougtht at this moment about what she'd gotten herself into?
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Maxi, you have so many different looks, and all of them are sultry AF!
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PhotoMondayreport
Green slime seems to always know just where to go . . . the fetching face, the bodacious boobs, the lucsiocus lap . . . ;P
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PhotoMondayreport
It's imposible not to have a good time when looking at what a good time Bagheera is having making a complete wreck of Patty!
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PhotoMondayreport
It may be her first time getting messy, but it would seem she's a natural! She's even smiling a little bit, which seems like a very good sign . . .
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That shirt should be given some kind of award. Or wait, scratch that -- the CONTENTS of that shirt should be given an award! :-P
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I love the look of glee on your face here, Bagheera, as you prepare to give this inexperienced model what may be her first-ever pie to the face!
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Banana Cream Pie -- Who Wore It Best?!? (Okay fine, there's only one contestant in this photo... but you gotta admit, she's doing a damn good job here!)
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Holy shit, that's a real Pie Hit Kick for the Ages!
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Left pic: Oh, you think I won't do it?!? Right photo: What am I, chopped liver?!?
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Oh, if you think I won't consult an attorney about this, you are sadly mistaken, Mr. Bigshot Producer Man!
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Valerie's expressions suggest this is her most hilarious hose-down ever!
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Leggy supermodel Valerie enjoys French symbolist poetry, moonlit walks on the beach, and posing in a bikini and stiletto heels while holding pie crusts full of cool whip for no apparent reason. . .
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Here she seems a bit more amused about it all . . .
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I love the expression on Valerie's face in the left photo, where she seems to be exhaling a deep breath as she's on the verge of self-pieing. Perhaps too she is pondering the life choices that led her to this particular humiliating moment in the space-time continuum. . .
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Boobalicious, slime-alicious, they're both so goooooooood! (Sing this to the tune of that old Chef Boyardee jingle about Beefaghetti and Beefaroni . . . )
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An incredible moment in time, captured for all eternity by the magic of Bagheera!
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I hate when this happens . . . (NOT!)
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Top o' the mornin' to ya, sailor!
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PhotoMondayreport
My amazement continues over the simply stunning figure of Maxi!
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If you've got it, flaunt it . . .
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Thinking about the third law of thermodynamics and a few other nice things. . .
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Now, THIS looks like a good time for all, and I'm delighted that at least one of the dessert courses is not burdened with a meddlesome top crust!
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That sweater has begun to assume legendary status in my mind . . .
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She seems to have accepted her beer-y fate with surprising equanimity.
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Buttsteak: It's what's for dinner!
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So this is God's view of his Glorious Creation. . .
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I cannot tell a lie ... I wish you would knock me out cold with those!
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A stunning beauty, this Elaine!
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Ravishing beauty, beautifully caked to creamy perfection!
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That blue bikini shows off Eileen's body to SPACTACULAR effect, and I'm officially jealous that she dished out this messy punishment to you instead of me! x-D
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Another great moment-of-impact SPLATSHOT snapshot from what must be an incredible video! Is this video going to be sold at some point, he asked, oh-so-hopefully!
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Impossibly sexy pieing from a (rather gleeful looking) master of the art, Bagheera! Also superb figure and form from the delicious pie target, including of course incredible helpless hands positioning.
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It would be a BANANA CREAM DREAM CUM TRUE to be pied by the one and only Zoey Chanel! :-P
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Bravo for this EXPLOSIVE cake hit to this gorgeous face!
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Impossibly sexy curves, Maxi! Can't believe you have 46 likes on this pic and not a single comment (until this one, of course).
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The Surpreme Seductress of Sensuous, Sweet, Sticky Slop herself, looking more bodacious than ever, against all odds. Bagheera, I salute you -- just not with my hands!
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Another beautiful instance of helpless hands from Patty, but also more incredible mischief in Bagheera's expression!
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What a STUNNINGLY sexy backside you have, Maxi! (The front side is spectacular too, don't get me wrong... x-D )
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Chockard Stanning comforts the pastry-afflicted BabaWawa. . . (Even though it's Chockard who shoved that creamy dreamy pie in Baba's face to begin with! But Chockard hopes that Baba will come to understand that this slapstick "assault" was driven by forces bigger than either one of them . . . namely the Ghost of Comedy Past!)
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8-D Ahhhh, Leila Hazlett . . . one of the sexiest WAM goddesses of all time, if you ask me!
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:loveeyes: Great caking and I LOVE how she's got such a huge smile that all that frosting can't hope to hide it! :loveeyes:
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This is one of my very favorite among your many hundreds of great AI messy pics, Mr. Skirtpie. Such a sexy stance from the "cake victim," and I love the way her bountiful breasts are hanging just to the side of the cake as her face is buried in it!
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Such bewitching hazel eyes. . . surely no one will mess you up when you are looking so incredibly lovely . . . ? ;P
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Love the helpless hands, but I love the expression on your face even more, Bagheera! So full of sexy mischief you are!
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A very sexy shot!
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Holy hell, what a sexy pair of wam goddesses!
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8-D That wet cheerleader top looks quite stunning on Miss Sara!
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My anticipation of what's to come is at insane levels!
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PhotoSundayreport
Another super-sexy pieing stance from Bagheera, and her legs look sensational! Of course her daughterMoana looks amazing too, with her very pied face, helpless hands, and great legs of her own -- they clearly run in the family!
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So sexy! Especially Bagheera's knock-knee'd stance as she slaps another pie in the face of her victim!
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This gloriously muddy beauty is sending out come-hither vibes throughout the fabric of space and time.
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Pertinent viscosity inquiry!
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As if multiple messy cream pies to the face weren't humiliating enough, now she is taunted mercilessly by her coworkers!
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Bagheera's excitement in giving her daughter the gunging she so richly deserves is palpable!
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Great pieing + great cleavage + great helpless hands = a little slice of WAM heaven!
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I love it when Bagheera shows off her wares!
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Just another humiliating day at the office . . .
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The classic physics conundrum made sexy as hell: what happens when irresistible face meets unbeatable ass?
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PhotoSundayreport
great poses all around and looks like all three models are eagerly anticipating what's about to happen with those pies!
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The power of teamwork . . .
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PhotoSaturdayreport
Stellar female form!
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PhotoSaturdayreport
Great stapless bra, and great contents of said strapless bra! Great helpless hands! Also, great expression and great cleavage from Bagheera!
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PhotoSaturdayreport
It certainly looks like you're having fun with this gunging!
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PhotoFridayreport
The WAM Rapture is upon you, Laura! :loveeyes:
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What a sexy, helpless pose! What a sexy, sticky situation to be caught in! What absolutely stunning legs!
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