Comments by Gurph Morlicks

Thanks for this, an incredible addition to this thread!

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IMPOSSIBLY HOT! My heart simply can't take how sexy this pic is!

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They say, "Uneasy rests the head that wears the crown." Hopefully if the headgear is a pretty pastry affair, a crusty crown as it were, then it permits a good night's beauty rest. In any event, it looks sexy as hell!

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Another messterpiece of a pose from Lily!

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Gorgeous First-Timer Wookie Surrenders to the Sexy Seduction of Slime, and She's Never Going Back!

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Her glee is unbending because the gooey green glop is never-ending!

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This is an all-time great pic of Lily, with perfect helpless hands and an amazing expression of outrage on her slime-drenched but always lovely face!

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I just need to do a few more touch-ups. . . I promise promise promise we'll be ready for your spanking soon!

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Wolf whistles in the not-so-distant distance and HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA to the 1,853th degree!

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There's something so sweetly sexy and sensually satisfying about this simple sliming of Luscious Lily!

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LET THE SUNSHINE IN!!! Hard to fathom this young woman wanted to be pied for most of her life and nobody would oblige her (she has said as much on her social media). Poor girl, but hopefully she's going to make up for lost time with the man, the myth, the legend: the Slophouse Master himself!

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Total defeat never looked so sexy!

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Have to join Bri in admiring DAT ASS!!! 8-D 8-D 8-D

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She's just happy to be here! 8-D

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Sexy perfection!

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Every little thing she does is magic :loveeyes:, from her helpless hands to her adorable nose so perfectly highlighted in slime, from her wide-open-mouthed shock to slime-plastered blond locks to her luscious legs dripping in slime.

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My god, how sexy can slimed hair possibly get?!? 8-D

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As the Bible and the holy texts of most other major world religions assure us: "Into every face, some pie must fly . . . "

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See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil.

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8-D The most delicious recipe involving human hair!

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Zoey's profile looks spectacular, even completely clean.

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INTO THE MUD SCUM QUEEN!!!!!!
(with apologies to Steve Martin, Kathleen Turner & Hooch)

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Now the tables have turned in a very sexy fashion and it's Zoey and Penelope kissing passionately while Valentina is left to be a solitary zombie. Another very sexy scenario!

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Explosive pie action! Was that actually a pie or a banana cream bomb?!? :P

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Beautiful aftermath shot of this hypothetical goddess. And of course that great cleavage only adds to the appeal!

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This is just drop-dead AMAZING! Love how Zoey (on the left) has to just stand there like a statue as Penelope french kisses Valentina.

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These are the legs of a goddess, pure and simple! (And the everything else of a goddess too, for that matter ;-) )

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Yes, I'll confess -- I very much want to give Megan a spanking! Preferably with an oversized banana cream pie!

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'What's a poor girl to do?'

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WAM goddess in profile . . .

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Jade's turtleneck can't save her now . . .

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The New Vivaciousness! It's a thing now, thanks to Wookiana.

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The Wife pitching her latest, greatest marketing idea right in the middle of a WAM session! "It's gonna be great, you'll see," she says excitedly.

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THAT CRUST IS A MUST!!!

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Astoundingly hot pic of The Wife in all her brownie-slimed, pie-hatted, oreo-crusted, whipped creamed WAMmy Glory!

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Her joy is so pure!

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Warm-storm-style WAM ecstasy with the wonderful Wookiana!

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LIVING THE DREAM! (Well, it's my dream to PIE AND BE PIED much like this, but it may not be Lily's! :-P )

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Just another GLORIOUS slice of WAM from the ever-amazing Sooty!

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Pondering life's biggest mysteries under six pounds of dense, colorful slop. . .

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This is the lovely Lily drenched in slime, and you can buy this scene from The Man and the Wife here:
https://the-man-the-wife-the-store.umd.net/download_info/happy-valenslimes-day-6-2

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Is this from a WAM video or is it an outtake from Beyond the Black Rainbow? :-P

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Lily wanna cracker?
Lovely Lily loves a lively limmerick.
Luscious Lily looking so terribly clean and sexy before the mess storm that's about to engulf her.

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Lily even manages to make the "hundred-mile stare" sexy!

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Now THAT's a crusty pie! And deliciously delivered all over Sooty's lovely face . . .

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Sooty submits to the unseen power of potent pie crusts!

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Chef's kiss for the perfect pie crust beret!

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GLOPPED IN GORGEOUS STYLE!

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Wow, another super-classic pie pic from Sooty! You look amazing here, Sooty, with your face and hair -- not to mention your luscious lap -- already well plastered with pie, and more on the way. The mind wobbles at the possibilities! :loveeyes:

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This is an artistic messterpiece! What a sumptuous mess Sooty plus pies makes, a feast for the eyes and possibly (?) for one very lucky person's tongue.

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My god, the buttsteak is so sweet and meaty today!

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I realized much too late that my previous comment on this photo was my 6,666th photo comment on the UMD since they started tracking everyone's comment count. (Check my profile if you doubt it!) I really should've encoded some Satanic message into it, but alas, I didn't realize. Oh well, this is still a terrific pic and I'll just settle for celebrating it once again and noting how terribly sexy it is!

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Such powerful sensuality!

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Mud Goddess, We Beseech Thee!

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Somebody needs to be spanked with a pie! :loveeyes:

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A very sensuous image, this! :loveeyes:

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This slimy, sumptuous feast for the eyes has such a melancholy yearning to it. Gorgeous!

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My god, what beautiful eyes! And such a sweetly shocked expression! I feel like the perfect followup moment to the one captured here would be a banana cream pie flying from off-camera to land explosively in your lovely face, Sooty!

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Jesus but I love that smirk!

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What a healthy specimen!

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One VERY lucky man!

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Another classic starring the ultra-classic Naomi, yum!

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This one is SO sensuous, I just love it!

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Don't remember her name, but this was my favorite Pie Targets model. She was great!

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The WAM Rapture is upon us! Let us all be lifted body-and-soul into the Slimy Heavens, into the Bosom of Our Gorgeous, Gloppy Goddess!

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The WAM Rapture is upon us! Let us all be lifted body-and-soul into the Slimy Heavens, into the Bosom of Our Gorgeous, Gloppy Goddess!

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INCREDIBLY SENSUOUS MESS! 8-D

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Such a lovely, beguiling woman . . . what kind of MONSTER would you have to be to tarnish this beauty in
in sloppy mess? ;-)

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Love how she appears to be smiling despite the heavy downpour of glop she is experiencing!

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Mia was always one of my favorite MostWam models . . . and one of my favorite WAM models, period, really. And, apropos of nothing, I'll note that I always thought she would've looked FABULOUS dressed as a 1920s flapper!

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This looks AMAZING! Is that Amber's pretty face under that pie?

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Sky is so wonderfully expressive here, and all three models' legs look amazing! I particularly love the way Lisa is holding her legs (assuming that's Lisa in the middle . . . not 100% sure on this.)

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Ahhhh, the bygone days of wonderful Naomi! (Not to be confused with Naomi K, who was also great.)

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Charlotte was always superb in portraying the role of "Princess" with Pie-Punctured Dignity!

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Sabrina catches yet another pie with her face in classic fashion, while Rebecca uses her smoldering eyes to remarkable effect!

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Some incredible helpless hands from Sabrina!

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Rebecca is so sultry here, with her hand on her hip in that oh-so-sassy fashion, and her bewitching eyes peeping out through layers of pie and slime, breaking the fourth wall, and seeing straight into my dark soul. . .

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Such a sexy, sensual moment!

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My god, what an incredible moment captured here, that looks like such a great pie hit!

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Amazing pic, thanks so much for adding it to this thread!

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Just . . . shocking! :loveeyes:

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Zoey and Penelope were so good together in this one!

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She's a veritable garden of earthly delights!

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The saucy "you-wouldn't-dare!" expression on the face of the girl on the left is excellent! The girl holding the two pies seems to be thinking, "I'm really going to enjoy this!"

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Oh, how we laughed! :)

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Love this, it's a really fun one! One thing that's wild to me about it is that parts of it feel very "painterly" to me -- particularly the pied girl's hair and the cream on her face.

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I'm very much in favor of a revenge scenario here. The woman on the right is far too cute not to plaster with pies!

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You look absolutely exquisite slathered in shaving foam!

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This is an IMPOSSIBLY SEXY photo! Jayce, that super-short french maid outfit really shows off your incredible legs to full effect, and I love the very thorough pieing you are administering to Syren, not to mention Syren's wonderfully helpless "pie reception pose." Amazing job all around!

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Goddamn, Hank, would you just LOOK at the gams on this gorgeous gal?!?

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Another totally classic stance from Jayce -- pouting with her adorable, freshly pied face, hands defiantly on her hips in silent outrage. Beautiful!

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Sensationally sexy photo here, EVERYTHING about it is wildly erotic! (pant, pant)

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Ester has a gorgeous face and a great body -- she'll look great slathered in banana cream pies!

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Lily has the makings of a WAM superstar!

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Great screencap -- I always love it when the nose stands apart from the rest of the face, either by being clean while the rest of the face is covered, or by covered in something different than the rest of the face, as here. Also, what a great smile this model has, beaming through the gloppy masks of mess covering her other features!

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Those penetrating, bewitching eyes can see right through my petty deception, can see into the deep past or the far-flung future, can even see through my pantry door to check out all the messy supplies I've got stocked up in case Jayce ever stops by for 'tea and crumpets'. . .

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My god, what a sassy way to hold your leg!

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Who? Little ol' ME?!?!?

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Still in love with this FANTASTIC pic of Jayce and Syren as two remarkably hot, pie-plastered mimes . . .

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This is the story of what happened the day someone dumped tar all over The Goddess Who Was Torn Between Her Twin Urges to Create and to Destroy . . .

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