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Buttsteak with slime turns out to be a delicious part of this nutritionally balanced breakfast.
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This isn't the puppet show I thought I paid to see, but it turns out to be infinitely better entertainment value!
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Ahhhhh! The full glory of WAM is unleashed!
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Those eyes, those lips, those boobs ... that adorable cream-covered nose ... your charms are never-ending!
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Time for a hymn:
This is the day the Lord has made / Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
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:loveeyes: Dayglo Delirium! :loveeyes:
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Naomi K is such a dream . . . and is that Fi Stevens doing the custard pouring, or some other gorgeous redhead?
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Another remarkable pic of Zoey with a crusty, creamy pie face! This scene promises to be sensational!
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One of the sexiest pie aftermath pics I have ever seen! Love the delicious mixture of pink slime, white cream, and big chunks of shattered crust all over Zoey's gorgeous face, streaked in her long blonde hair, and splattering down into her deep and generous cleavage! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo18 hours agoreport
INCREDIBLE pie hit pic! Christ, Zoey really knows how to take 'em!
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Irina, that silver dress really shows off your charms exceedingly well, and of course you look even more fabulous with the addition of those chocolate cream pies!
Photo: Pies at the National Hotel - Part 221 hours agoreport
Looking at this particular photo, I feel sure I've died and gone to WAM Disneyland!
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Photo21 hours agoreport
I love it when the tin sticks to the face for a few moments before falling away, or being pulled off. And what better face for a tin to stick to than Kloe's? Meanwhile, Naomi seems like she's either in a state of shock or she's preparing to try to fit a baseball into her mouth . . .
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Love the KINETIC ENERGY in this pic. Katie is clearly ITCHING to slap that creamy cream pie into Yas's already pied puss, while Yas is helplessly struggling to regain her vision and her sense of human dignity! :-P
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For some reason, I love it when the tip of the nose shows through the pie mess, as shown here!
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There's no need to be overdramatic about this . . . all this mess will come off after a few dozen showers! x-D
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What an excellent, explosive pie hit for Kloe's gorgeous kisser, while the already well-pied Naomi grins slyly at her co-star's creamy comeuppance. .
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The fun of this scene seems never-ending!
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The ONLY way to read, IMO!
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A very powerful helpless hands pose here ... and yes, I realize what a paradox that is!
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Presenting the Raw, Unadulterated Power of the Pie in the Puss!
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Proudly sponsored by Unlimited Pleasure, Ltd.
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Poor Ira, subject to perpetual messy indignities in her place of business. Not that she doesn't take some sweet revenge from time to time on her sexy co-workers, as is certainly her right (and her deep secret pleasure --- shhh, don't tell a soul!)
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Photo: Caught standing in the wrong place!yesterdayreport
It's just been one of those days . . .
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Photo: RIP my lashes!yesterdayreport
Holy shit, who knew the triumph of the human spirit could give me such a raging hard-on?
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Kloe adjusts Naomi's controls for the Heart of the Sun . . .
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I love how much Kloe enjoys sliming Naomi, knowing full well she'll be receiving the same treatment a few minutes later . . . Her expression is priceless! And Naomi seems to be enjoying it herself, based on that lovey smile you can still make out through the slimy downpour!
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Pains wants to be the girl with the most pies!
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Photo: Maybe it'll be you getting messy with me next timyesterdayreport
Rosie's buttsteak is served up extra sweet 'n meaty tonight, and Pains is the first customer!
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Love these incredible messy profiles! Pains really knows how to play up her mock-outrage!
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This video appears to consist of nothing but pure, unadulterated WAM bliss! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Pains is masterful in the helpless reception of pie in her gorgeous kisser! This just became one of my favorite pie screenshots ever; it pushes so many buttons for me!
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Oh the mischief in those eyes... and the cream in those pies!
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This is a great head of hair for a slopping, and the results speak for themselves!
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A glorious mess, she is! (Yoda, I am.)
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A lovely lady with a whole collection of pretty pies!
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Jess West's lust for life is contagious!
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Magnificent MostWam model Michelle makes my heart go all a-flutter!
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A truly adorable model, delightfully chocolate coated!
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A classic what-did-I-do-to-deserve-this expression!
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Ta Daaaa!
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Great slimed hair, but that beautiful face is still so clean... I'd so love to see this followed up with a great big sloppy banana cream pie to that crazy-cute kisser!
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To quote the Velvet Underground: "Hey now, baby, I guess I'm falling in love. "
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Absolutely love this facial expression ... looks like the recipe is approximately 80% tickled, 20% disgusted!
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This is getting ridiculous ... in the best possible way!
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She put a spell on me. . . and NOT the kind that turns you into a newt!
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I'm not really a fan of clear slime, but somehow the impossibly sexy Amber makes it work like gangbusters!
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Bosoms Galore!
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Busted 'n disgusted!
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Can't a gorgeous goddess get a goddamned moment of clean peace around here?
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What a cheerful disposition amidst an absolute onslaught of gunge!
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A truly glopped 'n slopped gal!
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My god, WHO IS THIS GORGEOUS GAL and where can I find this scene?!? 8-D 8-D 8-D
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Her chagrin is palpable, and I swear I can almost taste that slime, and this from across a distance of many thousands of miles and maybe ten years in time! x-D
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My god, how adorable is her expression here? :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Rich dips a tentative toe in the "gross WAM" waters . . .
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What a completely charming expression this model is wearing on her very caked and pied face!
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I'm . . . I'm a monster!
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Buttsteak is SERVED!
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Producer is The Slime and Pie Show, model's name is Beti, I think.
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Best Use of Suspenders in a (Non-)Supporting Role!
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Best Placed Chunk of Crust!
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And the Oscar for best use of plaid in a WAM video goes to . . .
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Wow, that looks like an infinity pie! (The pastry version of an infinity pool, which has no apparent edges). Also, I can't help but notice the very sexy woman holding the infinity pie and generously displaying her ample cleavage. Also thigh high boots over luscious legs ... so many sights to see!
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This was shot from inside the MostWam gungetank.
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What a completely luminous beauty this model is!
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Photo7 days agoreport
The tip of Mia's nose looks almost unbearably adorable in its contrasting shade of slime!
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Rachel was a deeply lovely young lady and always a great sport in the face of the many indignities she was subject to via the messy machinations of MostWam.
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Charlotte's smile could light up a whole town.
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Ahhh, Pattycake -- this diminutive diva is dearly missed in the world of WAM! What a glorious head of hair she had to mess up, not to mention a lovely face to be hit with pies and a curvaceous and rockin' little body that looked great clean or covered in any type of slop.
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Charlotte was yet another all-time great in the WAM firmament! YUM!
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Holy hell, is this ever sexy! Mia was one of the loveliest WAM models of all time in my book! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Rachel is a glorious mess here, super-sexy too, don't get me wrong, but my god -- how sexy is Sky in those black trousers?!? Also, I think those are Mia's legs in the lower right corner, and they look great too. What a crew of incredible models MostWAM had!!!
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Ana's face and conspicuously curvaceous figure look fantastic slathered in slime!
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Scene: Ana Doused In Green and Pink Slimes For Great Coverage7 days agoreport
An excellent pieing for Samantha, and her helpless hands are perfect as well. Plus I love the sly smile on Paige's pie-plastered face as her co-star gets it good!
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How perfectly is Paige's pretty puss plastered in pie here? And Samantha's look of delighted surprise is also priceless!
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Great reactions from both models!
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Photo8 days agoreport
Zoey takes the slime like the all-time champ she is!
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The slime sticks to her face in a most incredible fashion!
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The tasteful elegance of Santana's classic look here is underscored by a subtle touch of chocolate cream pie to the face. Note too how the filling and cream also create eye-catching highlights throughout her mane of gloriously cascading hair.
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There's no better feeling than a freshly pied goth girl!
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Grateful to live in a world where things like this occasionally happen . . . :loveeyes:
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Katie's not there to ask questions; Katie's there to get the job done!
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Photo: My first time sucking cock in gunge! 10 days agoreport
Now more than ever, purple is my favorite color!
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Photo: Absolutely covered and loving life 10 days agoreport
It's funny 'cause it's true.
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Photo: Karina Falls Butt-First Into A Toilet And Gets Soa11 days agoreport
Both of these girls are so gorgeous and so nicely dressed, coiffed, and made up, that it would be a real shame if they were to get plastered in pies and other sweet, sticky foods ... that is, it would be a real shame if it weren't so goddamned sexy!
Photo: Olga and Yana swap pies at a reunion Pt111 days agoreport
For her sadistic enjoyment of poor Ira's slapstick humiliation, Natalia gets what's coming to her -- a face full of extremely goopy strawberry cream pie!
Photo: Natalia stays to watch food fight.11 days agoreport
Slime, pie, AND a gorgeous babe to wear both? Everyone's a winner!
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Scene: Sporty Mess11 days agoreport
Zoey's expression as she begins to take her first sliming of the day is remarkable, and she looks freaking adorable with those braided pigtails! And her already slimed sister Brittany seems even more shocked at this turn of events, somehow!
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Photo11 days agoreport
Tanya is both exquisite and terrifyingly sexy in her mask of banana cream and crust!
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Photo: Tanya pied for taking so long to be ready!11 days agoreport
These women both look incredible in their respective messes! :loveeyes:
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Photo: Pt 3 - Anna fights back!11 days agoreport
Holy hell, what an impossibly sexy mess Yulia has turned Anna into here!
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Photo: The humiliation mounts for Anna - Pt 211 days agoreport
O Gorgeous Slapstick Goddess with Bewitching Eyes and Devil's Chocolate Cake in Hand: Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted, and Possibilities are Endless. Although We Are Not Worthy to Receive, Only Shove that Dark, Decadent Cake into Our Faces and We Shall Be Healed.
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Photo: 🍫cake? or11 days agoreport
Maria's pasta-slathered shock is palpable. Elena looks a bit dazed by her messy defilement. And both ladies, of course, are enchanting the (invisible) audience (of WAM fetishists) with their glopped-up glamor!
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Photo11 days agoreport
Calling all motorboats... calling all motorboats ... we have an emergency on our hands here . . .
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Photo11 days agoreport
When you've got two lovely ladies at your disposal, WAM paradise is only two buckets of chunky green slime away. . .
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I love this so much! Tracy is giving the PERFECT REACTION to a slime dump from above here. Her disbelieving expression bordering on disgust reads "This can NOT be happening to me," while her hands are poised in an ideally helpless way. INCREDIBLY SEXY!
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Photo11 days agoreport
Why doesn't anything like this ever happen in the restaurants where I eat?!? x-D
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Scene: Viviana's Coffee Break Turns into Humiliation!11 days agoreport
I love the way she takes that pie with nothing but sass in her heart, and not much covering her bodacious boobs!
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Self-pie extraordianire!
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