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This is a simply a great look for Candy! Perfect for WAM scenes and holiday parties alike!
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I gather this is the most hilarious ass in the whole wide WAMiverse! It also happens to be sexy as all get-out!
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This pic leaves me .... uh ... let's just say I'm stunned, I'm staggered, I'm discombobulated in the most delightful way!
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Breanna wonders how her situation could possibly get any more humiliating. Zoey, whose legs are looking amazing here, has a few ideas in mind . . .
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Zoey is no fool about her external application strategy -- she knows that doctors recommend a balanced WAM diet of alternating pies and slime.
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Now the fun REALLY begins. . .
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8-D 8-D 8-DThis pic is just UNSPEAKABLY SEXY!!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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I love everything about this pic ... Zoey's legs look amazingly shapely, and Breanna's well-pied face, shocked expressoin, and bare, bountiful breasts are all sensational too!
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INCREDIBLE pic, supercharged with sensual, erotic tension!
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Zoey looks amazing even just reaching for a pie . . .
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Knocked back by the sheer deliciousness of it all!
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Jade, looking lovely and ready for some serious mess!
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Photo: Throwback!! with @Messyhot7 days agoreport
Prison life hasn't hardened you, Jade, it's only made you a little sadder, a little wiser, and a lot sexier!
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Photo: Ya girl is in UMD jail, sorry for being quiet!7 days agoreport
In the words of Dr. Suess: Oh, the places you'll go!!!
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She's looking high and low for those car keys that she lost. They have to be SOMEWHERE around here . . .
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Another completely gorgeous slime target!
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ASS-tronomically erotic work here!
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INTO THE SLIME, SCUM QUEEN!!!

(Not saying either model is really a scum queen, of course, just slightly paraphrasing Steve Martin from the movie "The Man With Two Brains," right before he throws Kathleen Turner face first into a big mud puddle.)
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Buttsteak: It's what's for dinner!
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In the luscious lap of desire!
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A very sexy, slimy smoocheroo!
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Sexpot supreme feels a migraine coming on at the worst possible moment . . .
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Beautiful, bodacious babe glopped in high style, surrounded by a jury of her peers . . .
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Only one woman in the audience (upper left of frame) was able to resist the peer pressure to open her mouth as wide as physically possible.
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Hooray, the Grimace Shake is back at McDonald's!
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Incredible expression from Mandy as she begins to receive the first sliming of her life!
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What a gorgeous (virtual) mess target!
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Another stellar pie hit for sweet WAM-virginal Mandy, and she's in a wonderfully passive stance to receive it too!
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Just desserts! A very delicious looking dreamy cream pie in the face for our gloriously glopped, gorgeous office goddess Yana!
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Myra looks genuinely shocked at her suddenly messy state, and Yana so tickled the tables have turned!
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The ladies both look FANTASTIC and I love their contrasting expressions -- Yana carefree and laughing, Mira a bit concerned about what might happen to them both on live TV . . .
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Love the way you can see Mandy's smile even through all that hot pink slime!
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God, this is a classic pie pic if there ever was one! I love Mandy's super-expressive body language!
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Classic helpless hands from a super cutie getting the first sliming of her life -- so promising! Hope she'll be back for many more!
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I'd be grabbing that curvaceous, slime-slathered bottom too!
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What a pair of cuties, can't wait to see them pelted with pie after pie and slopped with slime after slime. . .
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Photo: From: Mandy's First Time8 days agoreport
For once, Pains looks a little stunned by the mess. :)
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Breathtaking, bodacious behind!
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A stunning woman, her charms very effectively displayed by her choice of wardrobe. . .
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Zoey seems liable to slip right out of that tube top, and I sure hope she does!
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Staggering beauty!
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What a super-gorgeous (albeit virtual) woman to give a creamy, dreamy pie to the face!
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Love this -- probably as close as we'll ever get to seeing Dick Van Dyke pie Mary Tyler Moore in the kisser!
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Gotta agree with theoldman below, that shocked expression in the last two frames is perfection!
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One of the more delicious moments in human history here!
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Some kind of rapture is clearly afoot here . . .
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The glorious revelation! Almost feels 3-D somehow . . .
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Tiny Soya has an incredible figure, and that combination of lingerie and the strappy stuff on her arms and legs really accentuates it perfectly!
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Deliciousness incarnate!
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Impossibly sensuous!!! 8-D 8-D 8-D
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Amazing shot, some perfect helpless hands here, along with many other incredible attributes!
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I love how much the one of the left is enjoying this!
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Long defunct store PieFunProductions,
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Oh no! Yana's dignity will surely bounce back from this degrading TV appearance, but her chic white outfit may not survive this chocolate onslaught!
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Two truly lovely ladies, both in great "Friday night" outfits!
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Such a glorious and elegant beauty . . . surely no one would dream of defiling her with decadent dessert degradation?
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Jess West is a living legend of WAM.
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I love the way she is looking at that pie, slightly biting her lower lip, and half-smiling. You can tell she's not entirely dreading the prospect of having that creamy dreamy confection shoved in her face!
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"Passionate Rivalry" from Messygirl.
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Kittenish is so freaking sexy with her pouty lips, her oh-so-creamy pies, and her adorably upturned nose!
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I'd be lying if I said I wasn't VERY envious of this man! I'd love to be pied by this fun-loving beauty, but I'd also very much want to take some sweet, sticky revenge afterward!
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Close-up examinations of pies like this often seem to go astray for some reason. In any event, it literally couldn't happen to three lovelier ladies .... Lisa, Charlotte, and Amber are all among my favorite WAM models of all time.
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Nadia carefully selects the first pie for her gorgeous kisser!
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The sense of anticipation is so thick you could spread it with a paper knife . . . (Referring to a cake frosting in a "can" TV ad from MANY years ago )
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That sassy look at the camera before she does the dirty deed!
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Amy certainly knows how to treat a lady right!
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Such an elegant photo . . . sultry AF, too!
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This amps up the WILD in "wildly erotic" like crazy!
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Photo: Hot duo11 days agoreport
Mackenzie looks stoic as she braces to catch her first pie of the day with her pretty face!
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Pattycake is such an utterly adorable, pint-sized WAM goddess!
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Wow, this one goes WAY back! those are some really delicious looking pies too. . .
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What a totally gorgeous model! Don't remember seeing her in any of the Valentine Network previews, can anyone tell me her model name?
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Vixen, I'm really excited to hear that Tats' videos are coming to your store soon! I've been waiting on them for a long time, so it's good to know it wasn't all in vain. . .
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Calmly pretending this isn't happening . . .
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. . . but she's also extremely skilled in the fine art of catching a pie with her face while her arms hang helplessly at her sides. She can even do this equally well clothed or nude! Is there anything this woman CAN'T do?
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Zoey is a master at helpless hands while getting pied . . .
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When Jade searched within for her next direction, her extremely erect nipple directed her toward magnetic north. :-P
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Photo: Vid from last halloween! 11 days agoreport
This is some incredible collage work, so well done! And of course the scene itself looks super sexy too!
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One of my favorite helpless hands shots of all time -- and I say this as someone who's much more a pie guy than a slime stan ... but Zoey's hand positioning here is perfectly exquisite! (Of course it doesn't hurt that she's hot as hell and masterfully slimed here, either!)
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Two beautiful babes whose charms are bodaciously displayed in bikinis, each holding two pies and wearing a third pie all over her lovely face what could possibly be better?!?
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Looks like a fun scene! What is the source video?
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This model is so gorgeous. I've seen her pied a few other places and she always takes it like a champ with great attitude and great reactions. I really hope you will release her scenes soon!
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Irina, this isreally wonderful stuff! You can probably guess that with my particular preferences, seeing one of my very favorite pie targets on the receiving end of a barrage of banana cream pies is going to be a spectacular sight!
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Photo: Ira's visit to the pub get's messy!15 days agoreport
I love this one especially because this lovely lady seems so tickled to be on the receiving end of that pie!
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Holy shit, this photo should be the poster child for the "Free the Nip" campaign!
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Photo: Vid from last halloween!16 days agoreport
That's from a MostWam video. The woman about to be pied is a model named Sky and I'm almost sure that's Lisa Moomin holding the pie, although of course you can't see her face. Sorry, I don't know the name of the specific scene, but I know it's one of their Christmas videos with at least four or five models in it. That should help you track it down at their (massive) store if you want to look for it at their site.
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Someone's feeling a little sassy with a big creamy pie in hand . . .
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Haven't seen this pie babe in what feels like a decade. She's been missed!
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So gorgeous, so determined!
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And on the Seventh Day, Creamy was Pied for Our Sins.
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The WAM Rapture has come early this millennium!
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In the dictionary of phrases, next to the entry for "in the throes of passion," you should find this photo!
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That is some succulent slime!
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Somebody, quick, put a cream pie in that hand!
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I'd classify this under the "WILDLY EROTIC" heading.
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That's a lotta tongue!
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Buttsteak, sweet and meaty, with a recommended slime garnish, makes a great pillow upon which to rest the weary head that wears the crown. (Okay, there's no crown shown here, just some slime in her hair... but that gets heavy too, man.)
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Here she is again, lovely as ever, in a great purple dress no less! (Purple is my favorite color.)
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Bagheera, you look lovelier than ever here. I hope your goregous kisser is on the receiving end of that outrageously overfilled and devilishly delicious looking pie!
Photo: A new guest on our show tonight17 days agoreport
Another epic Joseph Conrad-style journey into the very Heart of Mess.
Scene: Sooty Tied and Pied17 days agoreport
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