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The bodacious backside of a beautiful, bratty WAM goddess!
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Who could have seen this coming?
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The Glorious WAM Revolution is Upon Us!
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What a fetching young fictional woman!
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Promises to be another amazing journey into the heart of sloppy slapstick extremity!
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Scene: Pie Virgin Vol.1315 hours agoreport
Those incredible eyes seem to pierce through any mess and look straight into into my soul. Or maybe they are looking right through me too and examining the art on the wall behind me!
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A terribly messy and incredibly satisfying climax to Kristina's embarrassing public incident!
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Photo: More humiliation for Kristina in the park.24 hours agoreport
Someone's playing a very dangerous game! Mark my words: This Will Be the (Rear) End of Everything!
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Photo: My Custard Ass24 hours agoreport
Some of the most enormous pies of all time . . . the mind wobbles! 8-D
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Scarlett Storm looks simply fabulous in chocolate cream pies with chocolate crusts!
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Sneaking a sweet taste of delicious banana cream . . . ;P
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In the future, all bodacious bottoms should be treated thusly!
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Coming to a gorgeous face near you!
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WOW! The messy possibilities are only limited by the viewer's own (presumably filthy) imagination!
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Disgusted, defeated, degraded, dejected, delicious and other words that start with the letter D that I can't think of at the moment. . .
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Bring on the blue!
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The thickest and brownest gunge yet!
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She looks genuinely shocked, but also genuinely sexy!
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A perfectly purple deluge!
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What a splattering she's just undergone! 8-D
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Easter season is for pastel shades! :-P
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What a gorgeous cascade of yellow slime this is! Love her clenched fists and slightly knock-knee'd stance too. . . so sexy and helpless!
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You can really taste the chagrin in her grimace here! :-P
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Her legs look amazing, and those helpless hands are *perfect* :loveeyes:
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Looks like she really felt that first small hit, but it's only a TINY taste of what's to come!
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There's something really perfect about the way the pink slime is dripping off her nose in this shot!
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All-around INCREDIBLE pic! Love how animated your expression is, and how clearly we can see your eyes and lips despite the thorough tar-and-feathering you've just undergone!
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The producer is The Man and The Wife and video is Melody Tarred and Feathered 3 Times.
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Meeting of the Minds, Meeting of the Mammaries, what's the big difference so long as there are chocolate syrup and whipped cream involved?
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Ivy has become the Platonic Ideal of a slimed woman!
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Ivy : Now that I've taken my top off, are you STILL sure you want to be messing me up?
Me: More sure than ever!
Ivy: You don't just want a nice "cuddle"?
Me: I do, but y'know, after you've been gunged.
Ivy: I don't think you understand how this works.
Me: (pointing helplessly at my erect executive decision maker) I don't think you understand how THIS works!
Ivy: Oh, trust me, I do.
:-P
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It comes from Jade's gallery, linked below. You'd have to ask her if there is a video available that this shot came from . . .
https://umd.net/profile/id/98496/section/photos/album/justjades-gallery
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This total babe reminds me of Liv Tyler!
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May God sprinkle you with his everlasting love. Or something frequently mistaken for love, anyway. x-D
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Photo: 💕💕6 days agoreport
Love your avatar photo -- where does it come from?!?
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User: PiedPP6 days agoreport
This is sensational, especially the final relatively closeup shot with the victim's eyes peering out of her creamy mask of pie!
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Seems like Charley's enjoying her custard dousing almost as much as we are!
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This model really knows how to take the slime! The two tone green thing (her top and the slime itself) is wonderful too!
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White pie cream on the face, purple slime in the hair, and a bit of nose peeping through it all... delightful!
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Beautiful Ava, Drenched in Regret, Recrimination, and Chunky Green Slime.
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Purple and pink is a dazzling color combo especially on a body this curvaceious!
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Slime always just seems to seek out boobs. I can't say that I blame it . . . x-D
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A veritable Slime Helmet!
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I See a Darkness.
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Kate takes the slime like the sexsational professional she is, was, and always will be!
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That is some extremely thick, goopy slime!
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Lindsey is super-sexy from any angle, and coated in any substance! :loveeyes:
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Gloriously GLOPPED!
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She seems a little too pleased with herself here . . .
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:loveeyes:What a spectacularly sexy mess! :loveeyes:
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The brightest red pies I've ever seen in all my natural-born days.
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A very wise woman once said: Cream washes off, whether it be whipped, shaving, or Cool . . . but Indignity is Endless.
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The GLOP that lasts a lifetime.
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:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: Buttsteak, sweet and muddy!
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Photo: muddy swimsuit filling7 days agoreport
I'm not a foot guy, but I have to say that is one amazingly charming smile, Violet!
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Photo: Muddy tease7 days agoreport
This is from the current Wammer of the Day, Riare.
See her amazing work here:
https://umd.net/riare
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A really definitive pie SPLAT here!
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I'll be here for two weeks. Try the veal!
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So this is show biz!!!
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So many layers of goop and glop, my mind wobbles to contemplate them all, and my pants struggle to maintain their structural integrity.
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That moment right before the pie hits is so delicious!
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:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: What a foxy pair of pie targets!
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A Profile in Greatness! :-P But seriously that is a stellar pie hit on a stunning model.
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Scarlett Storm looks amazing slathered in real banana cream pies. YUM!
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That skeptical look on Lily's face = everything!
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Lily is an absolutely glorious pie-plastered mess!
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The producer is Messymayhem.
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Incredible moment-of-impact pic, with perfect helpless hands to boot!
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Charlotte was a true Queen of WAM!
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:loveeyes: A truly glorious mess!
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Hard to tell who anyone is here for sure, but I'm going to guess that's Rachel sitting on the ground... and that those absolutely glorious legs on the left belong to the one and only Charlotte... how'd I do, hg_04? 8-D
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I have no idea why, but I especially love it when the tip of the nose is highlighted in mess... either poking through the pie or slime or what-have-you or coated in a different color of gunk, as in this pic!
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Ahhhhh, yes... sweet, saucy Shell... so gorgeous, so giving, so fun-loving... and she looks great in any form of mess!
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I'm so excited to see you finally entering the sweet and sticky world of pies!
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Video: First Pie in My Face9 days agoreport
Congrats on being Wammer of the Day again! Richly deserved!
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User: riare9 days agoreport
Charley Atwell always looks fine, fine, super-fine in any mess. (Or even just clean!)
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Shock and Awe in the Green Slime Era.
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A profile in excess . . .
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The delicious combination of whipped cream plus chocolate pudding plus gorgeous girl gets me every time.
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An incredible view of both models' fantastic figures!
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This model faces her very slimy near-future with tongue out and very considerable chest forward . . .
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There's so many things to love about this photo...
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Ellie and the Wife make an incredible messy team!
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The endlessly gorgeous Zoey in a terrific combination of white pie and green and yellow slime.
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Cassie got majorly green glopped here. Note how stunning her legs look, too... :-7
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This model is so lovely, and the colorful slop enveloping her whole head, the slop down her top -- these are a few of my fav-O-rite things!
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Jade, you are my favorite garlic knot!
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The kind of party I really need an invitation to ...
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Let the good times roll, or splat, or slop, or whatever verb best describes whatever it is that good times do these days . . .
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Now that's what I call SERIOUSLY MESSY. And also what I call INCREDIBLY SEXY.
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Feels like just the right time for a whipped cream spanking. Even lovely Danielle Trixie (the one about to be spanked) seems to agree! :-P
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An inspirational two-pie-crusts-as-bra moment! I hope those crusts can provide a lot of support because Kendra James is gonna need that. . .
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The glamorous talk show guest getting a surprise pie to the kisser is a terrific scenario!
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This is a great hairstyle for a pie victim, and I ove the way the cream is worked into it!
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Remarkable action snapshot of a chocolate cream pie exploding against a gorgeous face! Love the way she's got so much cream splattered into her long dark hair as well . . .
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"I must be cursed! Who else ever got a pie in the face while doing the sexy Santa Baby routine?" she said to herself over and over again.
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The thanks Penelope gets for her many years of service to Messygirl. :-P
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They're laughing at her, not with her.
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Incredible showcase for the eyes, nose, lips, and boobs of a WAM goddess!
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Your pretty face is already well pie-plastered here, and yet you seem to have such joy at the prospect of slapping the latest, blindingly white pie there too!
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