How am I supposed to just go on living my life as a productive member of society, knowing this kind of outrageous beauty is shimmering out there in the distance, forever hovering just out of reach, the metaphorical carrot dangled from the end of a stick, luring me on with lurid fantasias of wild abdomen?
Photo: Katie got me back for gunging her faceThursdayreport
'Who else loves a gunged ass?' asks the caption. I raise my hand so fast and so high and so hard that it shatters the glass ceiling above me. And may I say I love this particular gunged ass better than maybe any other?
I like the skeptical expression Santana is wearing, while Zoey looks radiant here - her wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression is simply captivating. Also, that very tight gray dress seems just BARELY able to contain her bodaciousness!
I don't mean to be sacreligious or anything... but the main photo for this scene strongly suggests (at least in my diseased mind) a new Church of Kate ... and I for one will be among its most ardent worshippers!!!
Such a great shot! We see the delicious pie-to-face impact, get a great glimpse at those spectacular boobs already oh so well creamed, and some great helpless hands are also thrown into the mix!
I'm sorry Mr. Parker was so merciless in his pastry assault but at the same time I'm, uh... not... sorry .... at all? x-D
Ellie, I love how thrilled you look to be pieing your friend! But I also love how she's covertly reaching for a pie of her own to take some sweet revenge moments later . . . :-P
Talk about your Immortal Moments from the WAM Rapture, Boobalicious Edition! I think I've ascended out of my carbon-based husk and assumed my new fifth-dimensional lighbody form just by looking at this unspeakably sexy screenshot!
The combination of the yellow custard and the bright red strawberry sauce dripping down Vanessa's smart outfit and sexy curves is a GREAT look for her. Add in the cream and crust of a couple of well delivered pies in the final panel, and she's looking like a vertiable messterpiece! I also love the way her co-workers are laughing uproariously at her humiliation in the background of that last panel.
Photo: Would you pour a spider-filled bucket of gunge oveTuesdayreport
I've said it before but I have to reiterate how much I absolutely LOVE the smile of the woman who's a split-second away from getting PLASTERED with a CRAZY-CREAMY, DEEP-DISH DELISH and ULTRA-DREAMY, SUPER-SLOPPY, EXTRA-GLOPPY CREAMY CREAM PIE! Yuuuummmmmmm. . .
It's grueling work, but those pies ain't gonna shove themselves in pretty faces! SOMEONE's gotta put in the work, and it might as well be yet more sexy woman who have already been slimed and pied themselves . . .
This is an INCREDIBLE pic, I absolutely adore it! I don't know the models' names, but the one about to take the pie in her gorgeous kisser has such a great expression on her face! And the pie thrower looks like she's smiling big too (but that's just a guess since you can't actually see her mouth), even though she knows that huge pie in the other model's hand will soon be on its way to her own face!
Somebody HAD to do it, and I'm glad it could be The Wife. (Look at her smile of satisfaction!) Also, Stephanie's hair looks amazing splayed out over all that shaving cream!
Ellie, you have a ridonkulously sexy rear end and the slime coating Katie is giving it here only adds to the erotic gravity your amazing ass holds over my mind.
Like Sisyphus endlessly pushing the same rock up the same hill, Stephanie rises from the shaving cream morass, knowing she'll end up face down in it again and again . . .
My god, what an absolutely sexy WAM duo you two make. I really hope you'll get together again for a super-sloppy, extra-gloppy, creamy dreamy steamy cream pie fight! SPLAT!!!
I'm a huge fan of "helpless hands" posing, so this pic really does it for me. Not only does slime recipient Katie have both hands helpless here, but even slime pourer Ellie has one hand in a helpless position! :loveeyes: (Don't ask me why I love this so much, I can't explain!)
Lindsey's always luscious, with or without mess. Here, she's looking great as usual under layers of slime and pie, and at least at the moment this screenshot was snapped, she's almost wearing a "pie crust bra"! :-P
Cree was the secret weapon in the WAM Watchers armory of fabulous babes. I have to admit she slipped under the radar for me for some time, but she eventually became one of my very favorite models of theirs. This picture of her in a PERFECT pie reception pose helps illustrate why!
Such a great picture! Cree's gorgeous face has been freshly plastered with pie, and she's even wearing a classic "pie hat." I also love her body positioning, especially those exquisitely helpless hands. Meanwhile, the blonde (I think that's Paris? Not completely sure) has struck an amazing pose of mockery, having already been pied herself. The woman in the pink shirt (no idea who she is) is also delighting in Cree's creamy comeuppance, and has great body language too.
Vivi's body is a wonderland! In the words of Little Richard: When she walk by/the bread slice turn to toast/'Cuz she's got a lot/of what they call THE MOST.
That sly, knowing look suggests you know something we don't know... and I'm sure that's the case. But how ever will we get you to "spill the beans," metaphorically and possibly also literally?
Scene: Wetlook in Hot Leopard Lingerie with Heels!9 days agoreport
Don't think I've ever seen an angora sweater dress in the wild -- or even dreamed such a thing existed -- but now I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about it! One of the perfect outfits to be pied in!
INCREDIBLE stance from Creamy here, what with the angry look, the saucy hands on her hips, and of course the "pie tin bra" that Slop Slvt has so kindly given her. Also, Slop Slvt looks adorably pleased with her WAMcomplishments here!
Vanessa looks quite devious in that first panel, plotting her revenge on Marianna. And of course she makes a right mess of Marianna with that double cherry pie assault! Love those helpless hands in the last panel!
Photo: Vanessa finally gets the best of Marianna!9 days agoreport
There's nothing not to like here! Gorgeous model with a great body, amply displayed, very well pied with loads of nice splatter in her long blonde hair, and some perfect helpless hands to top it all off!
When it's "a bit too much" and "a little over the top," as well as "more than enough," then THAT'S when you know that it's JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF PIES!!!!