Beware of the flying sauce-ers!
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My god, the helpless hands on this woman! :kiss:
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Photo8/17/25report
Alana at her all-time hottest! She wears the hell out of that dress and her legs are phenomenal! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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I have no idea why, but there's something about the way the slime has knocked The Wife's glasses so askew that is remarkably hot! :loveeyes:
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With all the out of focus background, I can't help but think "It was all a crazy dream..."
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You've got a little something on your face, Vicky. (And down your front, and in your luscious lap, and smeared on your legs...)
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Incredibly luscious legs you've got there, Ellie... and those fabulous fishnets make them even more fetching!
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Photo: Guess where the Banana went? <38/17/25report
An almost topographical map of messy desire!
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Into the Great Wide Open . . . (aka Free the Nips!)
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Great Moment in Human History #346,567,301.
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Zoey breaking character and looking happy for a lovely moment or two.
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Self-empowerment through WAM . . .
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Photo: If you won’t degrade me, I’ll degrade myself8/17/25report
Just another (messy) day in the (messy) life of Messygirl Supermodel Zoey Chanel!
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BAZONGA! That drenched black dress is skintight against Casey's incredible curves, and I couldn't be happier about it.
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN! :ohno:
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What a figure Casey has! Great dress too!
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One of the best helpless hands shots I've ever seen!
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I love Zoey's expression of disbelief here -- "Even in the shower where I'm supposed to clean up, I can't escape the unrelenting MESS!"
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Wow, such a sensuous wetlook pic of Casey! :loveeyes:
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Photo8/16/25report
An absotively, posilutely SPLAT-acular pie hit!
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This pic has inspired a new word: ZOERRIFIC!
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A delicious alternate format for the fabled Messygirl Pie Sandwich!
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Love the anticipatory smile -- with hints of WTF-did-I-get-myself-into-here? -- as the pie begins its flight toward her face!
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SHOW-BIDNESS!
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Mess just doesn't get any sexier than this 8-D
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A stunning breakthrough in helpless hands technology!
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I didn't know it til it was right in front of my face, but Kristina getting pelted with pie after pie is just what I needed to see!
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Photo: Kristina's messy return to Moscow! Part28/15/25report
Kristina has an extremely pie-able face, and I really love the explosive pie hit in the last frame!
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Photo: Kristina's messy return to Moscow! Part18/15/25report
Riley's first pie hit in this scene is perfect, and she does a great job of pretending she doesn't know it's coming!
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Photo8/14/25report
Riley's first-ever pie to the face is a complete delight! And I love how Alicia, blinded by pie and sporting helpless hands, shudders upon hearing the impact of the pie against Riley's face, and then breaks out into laughter.
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Alicia's "helpless hands" reaction to the pink slime is perfect and somehow I enjoy Riley's uproarious reaction to her friend's humiliation even more!
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A really great pie hit on Alicia here! It really manages to add depth to the pie-mess already on her face (not all pies act in a cumulative way in such situations!) and the portion of her smile you can see right after the pie impact is adorable too!
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Somehow Riley takes an excellent first pie in this scene, despite her brimmed "tophat" ,,, and the hat doesn't even come off either! Strange physics at work, but I'm certainly not complaining. I also really love how much pie is streaked in Riley's hair from just this one direct hit to her pretty face!
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Riley grabbing the pies, bumping Alicia nearly off-screen with some very sassy hip action, and then strutting her stuff while holding both pies is a very sexy move!
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So many stages of sweet, messy humiliation for lovely Sooty!
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Photo: I maid many pies!8/14/25report
Zoey's body is an entire erotic landscape of mess.
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Sirena has copious attitude to go with her copious breasts!
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Not sure why but Riley's hysterics at the sight of Alicia taking her first-ever pie to the face = one of my favorite things in all of WAMdom.
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Photo8/13/25report
Talia looks great either completely clean or plastered in pies.
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That helpless hand is great, but that exploratory tongue send me over the moooooon! ;P
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Talia is an ultra-gorgeous WAM model, yummmmmmm!
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It feels like Christmas any time I watch any Willow video. She is a gift to all WAMkind!
Scene: Willow Gets Gunge and Pies Instead of Presents from Santa8/13/25report
Chunky green slime is a great big delicious change of pace!
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Photo8/13/25report
Looks like another incredible scene from you guys!
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Scene: Pigtailed Cutie Hayley Taunts Nova As She Gets Destroyed!8/13/25report
Zoey takes quite a tumble!
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Glorious unveiling!
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Yet another incredible helpless hands pose!!!
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What do you give the girl who has it all? Custard pies in the projectile format!
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Photo8/11/25report
Boom shackalakalaka, boom shackalakalaka ...
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Photo: Slimey bananas mashed on my tits <38/11/25report
Sooty, you look great and also seem to be having a blast -- great to see!
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Just a lovely girl and her four buckets of multi-colored slime. What could go right? x-D
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Photo: Video is out now ^^8/11/25report
They never warned Willow about this sort of thing in finishing school!
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An amazing sequence of events. :loveeyes:
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Just stunning!
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So beautiful, Sooty! You seem to maybe even be enjoying all the pie you are wearing?
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She's looking quite happy here ... not to mention sexy as hell!
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This is some real Rear of the Year material here!
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I know! I have a hard time believing it myself . . .
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A new WAM Goddess has arisen in our midst! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: I’m so glad to be back being a filthy bitch again!8/11/25report
So humiliating... and so, so sexy.
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Photo8/10/25report
Just a wee bit of a slime-covered sex goddess named Willow in the french maid format, howling at the moon, but from the indoors ... and when it's broad daylight outdoors no less. (But, hey, the moon is still there during the day, after all, we just can't see it.)
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I used to see the original photo this was made from -- it was in color -- all the time in my internet searches. One of my favorite pie face pictures of all time -- just love her expression of pleasure even through clenched eyes, the way she's tilted her head, that amazing smile, and above all that incredible tongue sneaking out to steal a taste of the whipped cream . . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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This is even more stunning than the earlier pie pic-- that slime looks incredible coating Valerie's head and Lilly's and Steph's expressions of glee ant her humiliation are even better!
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Love everything about this pic -- Valerie's lovely head enveloped in pie, her pie tin hat, her helpless left hand, her lap full of whipped cream, not to mention the happily shocked looks on the faces of her friends.
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Positively shocking!
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As Mellencamp once put it: "Suckin' on a chili dog, outside the Tastee Freeze..."
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I'd like to report a Bodacious Bakery Brutality in progress . . .
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Love the complimentary colors of slime!
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Trying again -- can anyone point me to the original photo this is based on?
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I never wondered about how the UMD's own Messy Irina would look getting pied in black and white, but now I know!
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I absolutely LOVE how much fun the curly-headed model is having doing this to her friend!
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This pic is so sexy and so ripe with potential, I almost can't stand to look at it... and then when I do, I can't tear my eyes away!
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Seduction personified! 8-|
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Willow sure makes a fabulously fetching french maid!
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I may NEVER get over seeing this pic! 8-D
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Proof positive that pie is both for wearing AND eating! :-P
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Talia (the one in the yellow shirt) is sex on a stick!
Photo8/9/25report
Love Messy Miss Marie's knock-kneed pose here -- makes her seem even more sexy and helpless than she already is here!
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Love the positioning of Brett's hands here -- as if she can somehow ward off her own inevitable slime-y fate with them!
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(singing modified 80s TV show theme song):
Boob to boob, a couple of silver spoons...
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Lexi was a crappy baker -- look how the b-day cake she baked for Brianna turned out! -- but she made for a very sexy plate for Brianna to eat the cake off of!
Photo8/9/25report
Gorgeous Fawn. :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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I don't love the gray color of that pie -- what is it, a cement cream pie? :-P -- but Amber's helpless hands are positively exquisite!
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Nothing more refreshing than a cool, minty cream pie to the kisser!
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The belle of the ball got herself a lil' messy...
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Milk, it does a body good!
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Lexi is certainly a luscious, leggy lady!
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Lexi's got the passion for splashin' . . .
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Lexi puckers up for incoming pies!
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Such a charming smile! :)
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Lexi has a little fun with Brianna Ray . . .
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Mutually assured whipped cream destruction!
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Absolutely delicious aftermath!
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Beautiful action shot of Laura taking yet another real cream pie straight to the kisser!
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The non-stop pie barrage briefly pauses , allowing Laura a moment of reflective introspection.
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Laura could take big creamy pies to her gorgeous face like a real pro. :loveeyes:
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One of the loveliest WAM models ever, imho!
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...and the pie plastered fun has only just begun here!
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Amber's shapely ass + pie = pure WAM magic!
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Stunning trio of leggy WAM beauties!
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Incredible helpless hands pic!
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