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One of the more delicious moments in human history here!
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Some kind of rapture is clearly afoot here . . .
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The glorious revelation! Almost feels 3-D somehow . . .
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Tiny Soya has an incredible figure, and that combination of lingerie and the strappy stuff on her arms and legs really accentuates it perfectly!
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Deliciousness incarnate!
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Impossibly sensuous!!! 8-D 8-D 8-D
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Amazing shot, some perfect helpless hands here, along with many other incredible attributes!
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I love how much the one of the left is enjoying this!
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Long defunct store PieFunProductions,
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Oh no! Yana's dignity will surely bounce back from this degrading TV appearance, but her chic white outfit may not survive this chocolate onslaught!
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Two truly lovely ladies, both in great "Friday night" outfits!
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Such a glorious and elegant beauty . . . surely no one would dream of defiling her with decadent dessert degradation?
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Jess West is a living legend of WAM.
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I love the way she is looking at that pie, slightly biting her lower lip, and half-smiling. You can tell she's not entirely dreading the prospect of having that creamy dreamy confection shoved in her face!
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"Passionate Rivalry" from Messygirl.
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Kittenish is so freaking sexy with her pouty lips, her oh-so-creamy pies, and her adorably upturned nose!
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I'd be lying if I said I wasn't VERY envious of this man! I'd love to be pied by this fun-loving beauty, but I'd also very much want to take some sweet, sticky revenge afterward!
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Close-up examinations of pies like this often seem to go astray for some reason. In any event, it literally couldn't happen to three lovelier ladies .... Lisa, Charlotte, and Amber are all among my favorite WAM models of all time.
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Nadia carefully selects the first pie for her gorgeous kisser!
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The sense of anticipation is so thick you could spread it with a paper knife . . . (Referring to a cake frosting in a "can" TV ad from MANY years ago )
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That sassy look at the camera before she does the dirty deed!
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Amy certainly knows how to treat a lady right!
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Such an elegant photo . . . sultry AF, too!
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This amps up the WILD in "wildly erotic" like crazy!
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Photo: Hot duo12/2/25report
Mackenzie looks stoic as she braces to catch her first pie of the day with her pretty face!
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Pattycake is such an utterly adorable, pint-sized WAM goddess!
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Wow, this one goes WAY back! those are some really delicious looking pies too. . .
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What a totally gorgeous model! Don't remember seeing her in any of the Valentine Network previews, can anyone tell me her model name?
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Vixen, I'm really excited to hear that Tats' videos are coming to your store soon! I've been waiting on them for a long time, so it's good to know it wasn't all in vain. . .
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Calmly pretending this isn't happening . . .
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. . . but she's also extremely skilled in the fine art of catching a pie with her face while her arms hang helplessly at her sides. She can even do this equally well clothed or nude! Is there anything this woman CAN'T do?
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Zoey is a master at helpless hands while getting pied . . .
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When Jade searched within for her next direction, her extremely erect nipple directed her toward magnetic north. :-P
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Photo: Vid from last halloween! 12/1/25report
This is some incredible collage work, so well done! And of course the scene itself looks super sexy too!
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One of my favorite helpless hands shots of all time -- and I say this as someone who's much more a pie guy than a slime stan ... but Zoey's hand positioning here is perfectly exquisite! (Of course it doesn't hurt that she's hot as hell and masterfully slimed here, either!)
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Two beautiful babes whose charms are bodaciously displayed in bikinis, each holding two pies and wearing a third pie all over her lovely face what could possibly be better?!?
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Looks like a fun scene! What is the source video?
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This model is so gorgeous. I've seen her pied a few other places and she always takes it like a champ with great attitude and great reactions. I really hope you will release her scenes soon!
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Irina, this isreally wonderful stuff! You can probably guess that with my particular preferences, seeing one of my very favorite pie targets on the receiving end of a barrage of banana cream pies is going to be a spectacular sight!
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Photo: Ira's visit to the pub get's messy!11/28/25report
I love this one especially because this lovely lady seems so tickled to be on the receiving end of that pie!
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Holy shit, this photo should be the poster child for the "Free the Nip" campaign!
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Photo: Vid from last halloween!11/26/25report
That's from a MostWam video. The woman about to be pied is a model named Sky and I'm almost sure that's Lisa Moomin holding the pie, although of course you can't see her face. Sorry, I don't know the name of the specific scene, but I know it's one of their Christmas videos with at least four or five models in it. That should help you track it down at their (massive) store if you want to look for it at their site.
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Someone's feeling a little sassy with a big creamy pie in hand . . .
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Haven't seen this pie babe in what feels like a decade. She's been missed!
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So gorgeous, so determined!
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The WAM Rapture has come early this millennium!
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In the dictionary of phrases, next to the entry for "in the throes of passion," you should find this photo!
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That is some succulent slime!
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Somebody, quick, put a cream pie in that hand!
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I'd classify this under the "WILDLY EROTIC" heading.
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That's a lotta tongue!
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Buttsteak, sweet and meaty, with a recommended slime garnish, makes a great pillow upon which to rest the weary head that wears the crown. (Okay, there's no crown shown here, just some slime in her hair... but that gets heavy too, man.)
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Here she is again, lovely as ever, in a great purple dress no less! (Purple is my favorite color.)
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Bagheera, you look lovelier than ever here. I hope your goregous kisser is on the receiving end of that outrageously overfilled and devilishly delicious looking pie!
Photo: A new guest on our show tonight11/26/25report
Another epic Joseph Conrad-style journey into the very Heart of Mess.
Scene: Sooty Tied and Pied11/26/25report
Bagheera is going to force this poor pied girl to fill out all the forms in triplicate.
Photo: Will I take her to the punishment cell?11/26/25report
At least she's having fun with it!
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Forgot to add that I also love Olga's helpless hands in the last three panels. And the slime overflow onto the Fiat podium in front of the ladies is a nice touch!
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Photo: Olga wins the staff mess conference vote!11/26/25report
What a mischievous smile to pair with such a creamy, dreamy pie!
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She seems to be pondering the many options for pastry placement . . .
Photo: The office is going to get messy!11/26/25report
This is one woman in need of a moist towellete.
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What a bodacious, earthy, and good-humored babe! And what a great dress to wear when getting thrown into a pool! Never really think of brown as a color for elegant attire, but she makes it so. (I also would like it to be known that I am hoping against hope, even against all forms of reason, that one day I will see this gorgeous fictional woman hit with a barrage of banana cream pies. )
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Is there a video available of this scene? For god's sake, if there is, somebody point me to it!
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Another great one, Ira! I especially love the pieing -- go figure! x-D -- such an incredible mess from just one creamy, dreamy pie. I hope every pie I ever get hit with from this point on in my life is that messy!
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Photo: Olga wins the staff mess conference vote!11/26/25report
Leila, a wam goddess extraordinare!
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Bagheera's hilarity is as contagious as her cleavage is irresistible!
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A truly beatific visage. Surely whatever benevolent divinity is responsible for its creation did not frame these magnificent features for them to be sullied with the indignity of cream pies and chunky slime . . . but I for one am secretly glad that this is the messy fate to which this face has proven so subject. (I guess this joy is not so secret anymore!)
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Bagheera, with legs for days and boobs to beat the band, dribbles slime with inimitable style over her helpless victim!
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Chocolate-covered delight!
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Another GORGEOUS shot -- the hits just keep on coming from Maxi!
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A little thing I call "sowing the seeds of love" . . .
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Astoundingly sexy legs and a delightfully delicious derriere!
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A serious -- and seriously colorful! -- glopping. As a "mess virgin," what can poor Ashley have thougtht at this moment about what she'd gotten herself into?
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Maxi, you have so many different looks, and all of them are sultry AF!
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Green slime seems to always know just where to go . . . the fetching face, the bodacious boobs, the lucsiocus lap . . . ;P
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It's imposible not to have a good time when looking at what a good time Bagheera is having making a complete wreck of Patty!
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It may be her first time getting messy, but it would seem she's a natural! She's even smiling a little bit, which seems like a very good sign . . .
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That shirt should be given some kind of award. Or wait, scratch that -- the CONTENTS of that shirt should be given an award! :-P
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I love the look of glee on your face here, Bagheera, as you prepare to give this inexperienced model what may be her first-ever pie to the face!
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Banana Cream Pie -- Who Wore It Best?!? (Okay fine, there's only one contestant in this photo... but you gotta admit, she's doing a damn good job here!)
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Holy shit, that's a real Pie Hit Kick for the Ages!
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Left pic: Oh, you think I won't do it?!? Right photo: What am I, chopped liver?!?
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Oh, if you think I won't consult an attorney about this, you are sadly mistaken, Mr. Bigshot Producer Man!
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Valerie's expressions suggest this is her most hilarious hose-down ever!
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Leggy supermodel Valerie enjoys French symbolist poetry, moonlit walks on the beach, and posing in a bikini and stiletto heels while holding pie crusts full of cool whip for no apparent reason. . .
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Here she seems a bit more amused about it all . . .
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I love the expression on Valerie's face in the left photo, where she seems to be exhaling a deep breath as she's on the verge of self-pieing. Perhaps too she is pondering the life choices that led her to this particular humiliating moment in the space-time continuum. . .
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Boobalicious, slime-alicious, they're both so goooooooood! (Sing this to the tune of that old Chef Boyardee jingle about Beefaghetti and Beefaroni . . . )
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An incredible moment in time, captured for all eternity by the magic of Bagheera!
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I hate when this happens . . . (NOT!)
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Top o' the mornin' to ya, sailor!
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My amazement continues over the simply stunning figure of Maxi!
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If you've got it, flaunt it . . .
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Thinking about the third law of thermodynamics and a few other nice things. . .
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Now, THIS looks like a good time for all, and I'm delighted that at least one of the dessert courses is not burdened with a meddlesome top crust!
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That sweater has begun to assume legendary status in my mind . . .
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She seems to have accepted her beer-y fate with surprising equanimity.
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Buttsteak: It's what's for dinner!
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So this is God's view of his Glorious Creation. . .
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I cannot tell a lie ... I wish you would knock me out cold with those!
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