Comments by Gurph Morlicks

Incredible hair for a messing! Would love to see it dripping with banana cream and chunks of pie crust!

Forum pic2/14/26report

What a sly, sexy look she is giving us!

Forum pic2/14/26report

Such a gorgeous face to endure such a neverending flow of cream pies and slime. . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

Forum pic2/14/26report

The Missus possesses a deep, delicious beauty.

Forum pic2/14/26report

That girl's got a big, beautiful backyard!

Forum pic2/14/26report

This ... is .... what... we ... call... The Muppet Show!

Forum pic2/11/26report

You can really feel the Haughtiness radiating off of Cindy here! Her Majesty is due for a Creamy Comeuppance without delay!

Forum pic2/11/26report

it's time to put on makeup.
It's time to dress up right.
It's time to meet the Muppets
On the Muppet Show tonight!

Forum pic2/11/26report

Such a beautifully colored confection Cindy has become!

Forum pic2/11/26report

What delicious dessert degradation the waitress has dished out all over snooty Cindy here!

Forum pic2/11/26report

BUTTSTEAK, sweet and meaty, about to be garnished with DESSERT!!! :-P

Forum pic2/11/26report

Now that's a sexy clown!!! Just add pie!

Photo: Do you like clowns? 🥧 2/10/26report

'Now hold on ladies, let's be rational about this . . . just because you guys got all slimy doesn't mean *I* need to be slimy too!'

Forum pic2/10/26report

You've got to admit it, this is high comedy!

Forum pic2/10/26report

Oh, delicious degradation, how I love your many textures and colors!

Forum pic2/10/26report

The model in the middle has a sort of "You don't say!" expression about her, like she's still hoping to somehow escape unmessed. (I know that's not the case in 'real life' since she was clearly paid to get messed up like the others, but it's an effective bit of acting anyway!)

Forum pic2/10/26report

I love the way the two standing models are enjoying messing up the sitting model so much.

Forum pic2/10/26report

Oh dear, it's time for someone to receive their messy comeuppance!

Forum pic2/10/26report

Hilarity abounds -- even the model getting spanked is laughing about it!

Forum pic2/10/26report

I love how much the model on the right is enjoying her friend's humiliation!

Forum pic2/9/26report

Slapstick humiliation doesn't have a slipperier slope than a floor covered with bananas, and naked Zoey makes for a perfect Sexy Stooge to fall victim to this!

Forum pic2/9/26report

Such a fun screenshot!

Forum pic2/9/26report

Kaydens doesn't exactly seem to be dreading whatever is coming her way . . . x-D

Forum pic2/9/26report

This one is really fun, thanks mainly to the slime recipient's slightly unkempt, suepr-fun hairstyle, which makes for some unpredictable paths that gravity pulls the slime down through as it cascades all over her. . .

Forum pic2/7/26report

I love her expression. It's like she's genuniely surprised to find out how much she's enjoying this thing she'd been dreading . . .

Forum pic2/7/26report

They always say not to mix your banana cream pies and your Oreo crusts, but this photo stands as a living, breathing, sexy-as-hell refutation of that crusty old adage!

Forum pic2/7/26report

The longest running WAM producer still active, Messygirl certainly knows a thing or twelve about how to give good glop!

Forum pic2/7/26report

Some of the thickest slime I've ever seen, applied to a most worthy target!

Forum pic2/7/26report

Melody looks terrified at the industrial strength sliming The Wife is subjected to here!

Forum pic2/7/26report

Jayce and Taylor are one of the sexiest WAM duos ever, and this is one of their hottest scenes!

Forum pic2/7/26report

Vivi is a WAM superstar, plain and simple. I think this photo amply displays why!

Forum pic2/7/26report

This model's name is Talia and for my money, she's one of the most beautiful WAM models of all time. She could really take pies in her gorgeous face well too!

Forum pic2/7/26report

Maybe so, but I think she's got to be one of the sexiest muck monsters of all time. I posted a photo on this thread that, when it was originally posted by the producer, prompted this comment from me "Sexiest. Swamp. Thing. Ever."
See if you agree...
https://umd.net/showpic/image/media%2Fforum_uploads%2F2_26%2Fbb8_uid_5472_1770436923_51589.jpg/return/%2Fforums%2Ftopicid%2F1093120

Forum pic2/7/26report

Someone seems to be having a very good time indeed! (Not to mention all the happy wammers who watch this scene . . )

Forum pic2/7/26report

Wow! I like all of the animations you did in this round, wammy, but this one is definitely my favorite. Mainly because the slime recipient here is my favorite of all the various fictional women featured in this set of gifs, and also because she stays clean in the other two gifs she stars in (dammit!). But the payoff here is WONDERFUL, as she is royally glopped with marvelously thick, chunky bright green slime that envelops her face and chest in thick, glorious, goopy layer after layer. Great job!

Forum pic2/7/26report

Vivian, her lovely face thickly plastered in cream and crust, really seems to be having some fun with this. And I'm sure Penelope is enjoying her role as well . . .

Forum pic2/6/26report

Penelope seizes control in a tremendously sexy way, and Vivian seems to be really enjoying her pie-plastered helplessness, looking amazing in the process!

Forum pic2/6/26report

The photo is BURSTING with the sexual energy of anticipation, brimming with good-natured tension and its potential for massive messy release.

Forum pic2/6/26report

8-D :loveeyes: 8-D :loveeyes: 8-D :loveeyes: Sex-O-Rama! 8-D :loveeyes: 8-D :loveeyes: 8-D :loveeyes:

Forum pic2/6/26report

I think this just instantly became one of my all-time favorite pie pics! What a DELICIOUS DUO you two hot mimes make!

Forum pic2/5/26report

Jayce, you look so completely hot and helpless here, almost like you've been hyp-NO-tized. Both your and Syren's body language is incredible here!

Forum pic2/5/26report

To quote James Joyce: Peerless globes!

Photo: Aude in green2/4/26report

She's on a voyage of discovery . . .

Forum pic2/2/26report

Such an adorable expression on this slimed cutie's face what a smile!

Forum pic2/2/26report

Very sexy pic of the marvelous Maria MyPieRogative!

Forum pic2/2/26report

The untold glories of public transportation!

Photo1/31/26report

Sexy waitress Zoey Chanel has been really pushing the dessert menu lately, but here she gets an unexpected taste of her own wares!

Forum pic1/31/26report

This version of Mime Jayce is both terrifically sexy and terrifying at the same time!

Forum pic1/31/26report

High-kicking hijinx from a hottie of well -established proportions.

Forum pic1/31/26report

Does anybody know the source of this wonderful photo?

Forum pic1/31/26report

A moral imperative at work.

Forum pic1/31/26report

Your eyelids are growing heavy . . . your breathing is slow and measured. . . your mental rhythms are slowing to a slow, gauzy pace ... you are feeling very sleepy . . . and wide, wide open to suggestion . . . congratulations, Mortal, you have fallen under the spell of Ellie!

Photo1/31/26report

Absolutely amazing action shot of Courtney looking crazy cute as the slime rains down upon her from above!

Photo1/31/26report

What's up, pussycat? :loveeyes:

Photo1/31/26report

I am helpless to resist her purple-tinted charms . . . 8-D

Photo1/31/26report

What a unique beauty Ellie possesses! A beautiful woman with a devilish sense of humor and great comedy chops ... looks great whether clean and kempt, plastered in pie, or slathered in slime ... she's a dream woman!

Photo1/31/26report

Melody is one of the sassiest WAM models ever -- not to mention also one of the sexiest! :loveeyes:

Photo1/31/26report

Ellie and Courtney are both gorgeous, and they're both blessed with bewitching eyes!

Photo1/31/26report

Who is this radiant beauty underneath the green slime? What an incredible smile she has! If anyone can point me to this video, or even just who this model is, I would be greatly appreciative!

Forum pic1/31/26report

This photo should really grace the cover of an exotica LP!

Forum pic1/30/26report

Centia sighed as the mess kept pouring down, "I just don't understand why this is happening to me. What did I do to deserve this degradation?"

Forum pic1/30/26report

What a glorious beauty this woman is!

Forum pic1/30/26report

I'm more of a mess guy than wetlook, but this pic is really doing things for me!

Forum pic1/30/26report

Good god, what a great big, glorious mess! Is that you under there, Jayce, and if not, who is it? And what scene is this from? A must-own, clearly!

Forum pic1/30/26report

The Goddess of WAM laughed a hearty belly laugh that echoed through the fortress. She'd already drenched all her disciples in the gooiest glop on the globe, and now it was finally the Goddess's turn to be rendered unrecognizable under mad mountains of messy mayhem. SHE COULDN'T WAIT FOR IT!

Forum pic1/30/26report

Kate is always a vibrant beauty -- whether she's dazzling us in her clean and fashionable form or (as shown here) buried under a marvelous multi-colored mess!

Photo1/29/26report

You can almost see Kate's thought process as she tries and fails to phrase an objection to the proceedings here!

Photo1/29/26report

My God, Kate, even fresh from the swamp, you're sexier than 10 supermodels!

Photo1/29/26report

What a smile! What a trooper! What an all around WAM superstar Courtney is!

Photo1/29/26report

This reminds me of when I was younger and felt the need to use every crayon in the 64-pack, even 'burnt sienna' and that extra-waxy 'cornflower blue'!

Photo1/29/26report

Courtney appears to be having a blast here, but I sure hope nothing ... messy ... happens to this deeply foxy lady! What a shame THAT would be!

Photo1/29/26report

I go weak in the knees for gorgeous girls who pucker up so pretty for a pie plastering! :loveeyes:

Photo1/29/26report

One of the most dynamic duos in the whole WAM-damned world!

Photo1/29/26report

The high-spirited hijinx never end at the Man and Wife WAMporium!

Photo1/29/26report

Just a casual night in with Courtney, including a little TV, an adult beverage , and a bit of dessert . . .

Photo1/29/26report

Those eyes -- so bewitching! That pucker -- so enticing! That face -- crying out for dreamy cream pies to hit it! That cleavage -- waiting to collect the cream dripping off Courtney's freshly pied face!

Photo1/28/26report

These gorgeous women really know how to give and take a pie!

Photo: Reaching Tier 1 awards for the first time!1/28/26report

Now that's what you call STAR POWER!

Photo1/28/26report

Courtney: SULTRY AF!!!!!!

Photo1/28/26report

A huge creamy PIE to the FACE, delivered with lots of LOVE from one WAM goddess to another (i.e. from Melody's hand to Courntey's face, that pie had quite a journey).

Photo: From: 'Courtney's 30 Pie Barrage'1/28/26report

The possibilities are endless . . . but I'm hoping Melody comes up from behind and pinches Courtney's beautiful bottom, startling her, causing her to lose her balance and topple into this treasure trove of shaving cream!

Photo1/28/26report

Love the super-sexy way your face is plastered with that pie and also how it is streaked through your lovely hair!

Photo1/28/26report

SlimeStar, you look absolutely phenomenal!

Forum pic1/28/26report

That's the strangest proof of the existence of the Almighty I ever did hear, skirtpie! But it does ring true.

Forum pic1/28/26report

Buckle up, because you are about to be served dessert in ... The Twilight Zone!

Forum pic1/28/26report

EVERYthing about this photo is impossibly sexy, but most of all that smoldering look you are giving the camera! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

Forum pic1/28/26report

As they used to say back in the day, Peyton is a very healthy girl!

Forum pic1/28/26report

WOW! Skirtpie, much like GE, you bring good things to life! Only in your case it's not just a marketing jingle, it's true. This started life as one of my very favorite pieces of AI WAM art. And now it's practically a major motion picture!

Photo1/27/26report

Two female co-workers gather to review the events of the day. Business as usual . . .

Forum pic1/27/26report

Another unspeakably hot slice of slapstick sensuality! 8-D

Forum pic1/27/26report

(Ideally, this would be a "comment without text" -- just the sound of my eyeballs springing out of their sockets in comic book fashion.)

Forum pic1/27/26report

Sigh, so many gorgeous pies and of course the gorgeous PieGirlKay...how I miss her... such a positive force for piesexuality on the UMD!

Forum pic1/26/26report

This image really puts the "pie" in
pie de r�sistance!

Forum pic1/26/26report

Now she's actually *leaning into the slime,* learning to live with and laugh at and even love the lusciousness of this deluge of dripping degradation.