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Buckle up, because you are about to be served dessert in ... The Twilight Zone!
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Forum pic1/28/26report
EVERYthing about this photo is impossibly sexy, but most of all that smoldering look you are giving the camera! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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As they used to say back in the day, Peyton is a very healthy girl!
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WOW! Skirtpie, much like GE, you bring good things to life! Only in your case it's not just a marketing jingle, it's true. This started life as one of my very favorite pieces of AI WAM art. And now it's practically a major motion picture!
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Photo1/27/26report
Two female co-workers gather to review the events of the day. Business as usual . . .
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Another unspeakably hot slice of slapstick sensuality! 8-D
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(Ideally, this would be a "comment without text" -- just the sound of my eyeballs springing out of their sockets in comic book fashion.)
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Sigh, so many gorgeous pies and of course the gorgeous PieGirlKay...how I miss her... such a positive force for piesexuality on the UMD!
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This image really puts the "pie" in
pie de résistance!
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Now she's actually *leaning into the slime,* learning to live with and laugh at and even love the lusciousness of this deluge of dripping degradation.
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Cringing as the slime first hits her hair . . .
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Everybody was kung fu fighting . . .
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What a lovely look of wistful regret!
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A gorgeous gal and a great sport about getting glopped 'n goopy!
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Pure pied gorgeousness! Those eyes! Those breasts! And everything else too! :loveeyes:
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Melody and Courtney make for some super-sexy cheerleaders! 8-D
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Welcome back to the wacky world of WAM, Pains!
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Photo: I’ve been outta town and not making much WAM till 1/25/26report
Gotta :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: this incredible prelude to Jayce's spectacular faceplant into the mud!!!
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This looks like you're having SO MUCH FUN!!!
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Ye olde 'helmet of slime' is always a classic look. It pairs really well with a face full of pie, as it turns out!
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"INTO THE MUD, SCUM QUEEN!!!"
(Just to clarify for anyone who doesn't get the reference, I am NOT calling Jayce a scum queen here by any means. I am quoting Steve Martin just before he throws Kathleen Turner face-first into a big mud puddle in The Man With Two Brains.)
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Forum pic1/25/26report
A sloppy slice of sensationally sexy slapstick, this video is!
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An all-around beautifully composed image, with two true beauties artfully decorated in delightful degradation.
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So pretty, so penitent! And soon to be so purposefully and punitively plastered in pastry pies and slime!
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Talk about some sexy, slippery shenanigans!
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Jayce, god bless you, you've never been shy about exploiting the sexuality of your knees to move product!
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What a DEVILISHLY DELICIOUS DOUBLE PIE HIT!!!
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Zoey looks amazing completely clean ...
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... or slimed!
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Incredible the way that crust held together!
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Mystique is so gorgeous!
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Incredible action shot! She-Hulk/Mystique really takes that pie full-on in her gorgeous face.
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High-steppin' in the shower stall with ace reporter and part-time slime and pie victim Zoey Chanel.
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What a spectacular profile!
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And so it begins . . .
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Q: What's for dinner?
A: I just know you'll be pleased with the menu for this evening: a great big double helping of sweet and meaty BUTTSTEAK!
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I really LOVE this INCREDIBLE helpless hands pose! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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SUCH A SENSUOUS BEAUTY!
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Adorable!
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Beautiful and brave in the face of impending indignity!
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Just basking beautifully in the glory of it all!
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Anastasia is LUDICROUSLY SEXY!!!
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What a delicious mess this beauty has been turned into!
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This is STILL one of my favorite AI WAM pics after all these . . . two months. Very hot!
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Businessmen they slime her much, ploughmen dig her boobs.
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There's too much confusion here; she can't get no relief.
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Forum pic1/20/26report
Anastasia Maye is a National Treasure, and judging by the way that other model is staring at her chest, she seems to agree! :-P
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Forum pic1/20/26report
That's from a WAM Watchers (aka WAMF, for Wet and Messy Fetish Girls) video. They made a lot of classics back in the day, but tragically their whole oeuvre is unavailable for purchase at this time. ;-(
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Forum pic1/20/26report
Buttsteak: Yet again, it's what's for dinner.
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She is a Goddess of Order and puts everything in its perfect place (as amply demonstrated in the accompanying photo). Everything has a purpose; a mission. Since She is the order in all we see, it only makes sense that everyone in her path should live by this order too.
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Hilarity has indeed ensued. Love how tickled Vikki is with her mischief!
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Sabrina attempting the feat that even Cher could not pull off: To turn back time and find a way to take back the words that hurt you, so that you'd come back to stay.
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Nikki is so coy and cute here!
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A fun-loving spirit of freedom!
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You know it's serious business when the glasses AND the shirt come off!
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Beautiful work on this!
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Ah, the sensation of cold cream against the naked nipples!
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Photo1/19/26report
Gorgeous outfit on a gorgeous woman! You woudn't dream of plastering her with pies ... would you? ;P
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Photo: Final checks; ready to go!1/19/26report
Incredible work!
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Photo: Pie hat1/18/26report
The expectant joy on her face!
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Photo: Satine wins the boobie pies1/18/26report
My god, what a delicious, jiggly mess you have made of her!
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Photo1/18/26report
A staggeringly spot-on and sensationally sexy pie hit!
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Photo1/18/26report
Cost to shoot this video: Likely many hundreds of pounds.
The value of that look of shock on Charlotte's face: Completely Priceless.
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Forum pic1/18/26report
Deanna wears that crazy-crusty pie like the WAM royalty she was, is, and always will be, world without end, amen. (All rights reserved).
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It's good to get back to the classics -- Scarlett always makes for an endlessly tasty pie target!
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They really got you good, Irina! I look forward to your revenge on both of these lovely ladyfriends of yours!
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Photo: Yana sets Ira up for Nastia's revenge Pt21/18/26report
Kacie James looking as radiant as ever! Not sure who her co-star is, but she's lovely as well.
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Love the beautiful smile and taunting expression on the pie thrower's face... also her legs look amazing! As for our poor victim, she has great boobs and great helpless hands... not to mention a sloppy faceful of dreamy cream pie!
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It's a good thing these ladies know how to settle their differences in a peaceful and civilized way.
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Poor girl is in a state of Shock and Wince.
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Love all of their expressions, especially the one from the girl holding the pie. She's really looking forward to letting her co-star have it!
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Some staggering slapstick sensuality from these breathtakingly bodacious, besplattered babes!
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That is one VERY pied face! In fact, the pie(s?) seem to have engulfed the entire front half of her head . . .
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Corti and Lacey -- two ravishing beauties who love to clown around!
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Just as the digital future meets the deathless past, so too does the beautiful face meet the crusty pie, with something beautiful born from the combination!
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MMMmmmpppffff---
I can almost taste that brutal pie hit from here in the safety of my own home, some 15+ years after Eden plastered her sister with it!
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Pie-plastered Katy and Rebecca-Jane send my pulse racing and my heart a-flutter!
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Ava is blinded by her BEAUTIFUL face full of banana cream pie, while her co-star bores a hole in cameraman Ken's soul with her steely gaze.
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'I Want to Go to There!'
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'Here we are, face to face /
A couple of silver spoons. /
Hoping to find, /
we're two of a kind /
Making a go, /
making it grow. '
--Yes, yes, yes, they have certainly MADE IT GROW!!!
:-P
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Did Pie Fight Girls actually do the "Messygirl Pie Sandwich" first? Asking for a friend.
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Zoey's co-star, who suffered quite the messy onslaught beforehand, really lets Zoey have it when her turn comes around!
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Gorgeous Melody, pleasingly plastered with a purple pastry!
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Tropical Slapstick is endlessly rewarding. Bring on the coconut bras!
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Piepocalypse Now!
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Four pies plaster two lovely heads simultaneously. If we can dream it, we can do it!
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Gorgeous Elle lets one of her friends have it right in the face, while Rich takes care of Elle's other friend. That other friend, Erin, would one day return to star in a solo SStuff volume, donning the Playboy bunny costume in one scene.
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slime-drenched Scarlett holds two pies menacingly, but the already plastered Ava doesn't seem intimidated somehow. . .
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Nicole/Taylor, another immortal WAM goddess, gets a playful, pie-drenched glow up from her co-Star.
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Nadia, one of the all-time hottest WAM models for me, takes another yet another incredible pie to her gorgeous kisser.
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Please please please someone give me the address of this restaurant. Every night there is sexy comedy gold, it would seem!
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Fawn was great at playing hostess and pie-throwing instructor. Ally was great at playing the clueless student. Paris got entangled in some dubious dark money laundering. It takes a village!
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Make mine crusty!
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Two Thumbs and Four Big Toes Up for extra-crusty pies and the extra-hot babes who wear them!
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Deathless WAM classic, with a superb pied profile and a tremendously tight sweater.
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Did Pie Fight Girls actually do the "Messygirl Pie Samdwich" first? Inquiring minds want to know!
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As the old saying goes: she's looking bright-eyed and creamy-headed. Okay, maybe that's not quite how any old saying goes, but I don't see a bushy tail anywhere in sight and she DOES have an awful lot of cream piled up high on top of that lovely noggin!
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That smile is impossibly sexy!
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So sexy the way she is clearly having fun with this.
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A super-scintillating, supremely sexy sliming, this!
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