Comments by Gurph Morlicks

A very powerful helpless hands pose here ... and yes, I realize what a paradox that is!

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Presenting the Raw, Unadulterated Power of the Pie in the Puss!

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Proudly sponsored by Unlimited Pleasure, Ltd.

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Poor Ira, subject to perpetual messy indignities in her place of business. Not that she doesn't take some sweet revenge from time to time on her sexy co-workers, as is certainly her right (and her deep secret pleasure --- shhh, don't tell a soul!)

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It's just been one of those days . . .

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Holy shit, who knew the triumph of the human spirit could give me such a raging hard-on?

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Kloe adjusts Naomi's controls for the Heart of the Sun . . .

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I love how much Kloe enjoys sliming Naomi, knowing full well she'll be receiving the same treatment a few minutes later . . . Her expression is priceless! And Naomi seems to be enjoying it herself, based on that lovey smile you can still make out through the slimy downpour!

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Pains wants to be the girl with the most pies!

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Rosie's buttsteak is served up extra sweet 'n meaty tonight, and Pains is the first customer!

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Love these incredible messy profiles! Pains really knows how to play up her mock-outrage!

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This video appears to consist of nothing but pure, unadulterated WAM bliss! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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Pains is masterful in the helpless reception of pie in her gorgeous kisser! This just became one of my favorite pie screenshots ever; it pushes so many buttons for me!

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Oh the mischief in those eyes... and the cream in those pies!

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This is a great head of hair for a slopping, and the results speak for themselves!

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A glorious mess, she is! (Yoda, I am.)

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A lovely lady with a whole collection of pretty pies!

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Jess West's lust for life is contagious!

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Magnificent MostWam model Michelle makes my heart go all a-flutter!

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A truly adorable model, delightfully chocolate coated!

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A classic what-did-I-do-to-deserve-this expression!

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Ta Daaaa!

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Great slimed hair, but that beautiful face is still so clean... I'd so love to see this followed up with a great big sloppy banana cream pie to that crazy-cute kisser!

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To quote the Velvet Underground: "Hey now, baby, I guess I'm falling in love. "

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Absolutely love this facial expression ... looks like the recipe is approximately 80% tickled, 20% disgusted!

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This is getting ridiculous ... in the best possible way!

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She put a spell on me. . . and NOT the kind that turns you into a newt!

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I'm not really a fan of clear slime, but somehow the impossibly sexy Amber makes it work like gangbusters!

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Bosoms Galore!

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Busted 'n disgusted!

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Can't a gorgeous goddess get a goddamned moment of clean peace around here?

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What a cheerful disposition amidst an absolute onslaught of gunge!

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A truly glopped 'n slopped gal!

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My god, WHO IS THIS GORGEOUS GAL and where can I find this scene?!? 8-D 8-D 8-D

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Her chagrin is palpable, and I swear I can almost taste that slime, and this from across a distance of many thousands of miles and maybe ten years in time! x-D

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My god, how adorable is her expression here? :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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Rich dips a tentative toe in the "gross WAM" waters . . .

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What a completely charming expression this model is wearing on her very caked and pied face!

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I'm . . . I'm a monster!

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Buttsteak is SERVED!

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Producer is The Slime and Pie Show, model's name is Beti, I think.

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Best Use of Suspenders in a (Non-)Supporting Role!

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Best Placed Chunk of Crust!

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And the Oscar for best use of plaid in a WAM video goes to . . .

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Wow, that looks like an infinity pie! (The pastry version of an infinity pool, which has no apparent edges). Also, I can't help but notice the very sexy woman holding the infinity pie and generously displaying her ample cleavage. Also thigh high boots over luscious legs ... so many sights to see!

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This was shot from inside the MostWam gungetank.

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What a completely luminous beauty this model is!

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The tip of Mia's nose looks almost unbearably adorable in its contrasting shade of slime!

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Rachel was a deeply lovely young lady and always a great sport in the face of the many indignities she was subject to via the messy machinations of MostWam.

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Charlotte's smile could light up a whole town.

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Ahhh, Pattycake -- this diminutive diva is dearly missed in the world of WAM! What a glorious head of hair she had to mess up, not to mention a lovely face to be hit with pies and a curvaceous and rockin' little body that looked great clean or covered in any type of slop.

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Charlotte was yet another all-time great in the WAM firmament! YUM!

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Holy hell, is this ever sexy! Mia was one of the loveliest WAM models of all time in my book! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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Rachel is a glorious mess here, super-sexy too, don't get me wrong, but my god -- how sexy is Sky in those black trousers?!? Also, I think those are Mia's legs in the lower right corner, and they look great too. What a crew of incredible models MostWAM had!!!

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Ana's face and conspicuously curvaceous figure look fantastic slathered in slime!

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An excellent pieing for Samantha, and her helpless hands are perfect as well. Plus I love the sly smile on Paige's pie-plastered face as her co-star gets it good!

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How perfectly is Paige's pretty puss plastered in pie here? And Samantha's look of delighted surprise is also priceless!

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Great reactions from both models!

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Zoey takes the slime like the all-time champ she is!

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The slime sticks to her face in a most incredible fashion!

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The tasteful elegance of Santana's classic look here is underscored by a subtle touch of chocolate cream pie to the face. Note too how the filling and cream also create eye-catching highlights throughout her mane of gloriously cascading hair.

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There's no better feeling than a freshly pied goth girl!

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Grateful to live in a world where things like this occasionally happen . . . :loveeyes:

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Katie's not there to ask questions; Katie's there to get the job done!

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Now more than ever, purple is my favorite color!

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It's funny 'cause it's true.

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Both of these girls are so gorgeous and so nicely dressed, coiffed, and made up, that it would be a real shame if they were to get plastered in pies and other sweet, sticky foods ... that is, it would be a real shame if it weren't so goddamned sexy!

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For her sadistic enjoyment of poor Ira's slapstick humiliation, Natalia gets what's coming to her -- a face full of extremely goopy strawberry cream pie!

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Slime, pie, AND a gorgeous babe to wear both? Everyone's a winner!

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Zoey's expression as she begins to take her first sliming of the day is remarkable, and she looks freaking adorable with those braided pigtails! And her already slimed sister Brittany seems even more shocked at this turn of events, somehow!

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Tanya is both exquisite and terrifyingly sexy in her mask of banana cream and crust!

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These women both look incredible in their respective messes! :loveeyes:

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Holy hell, what an impossibly sexy mess Yulia has turned Anna into here!

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Maria's pasta-slathered shock is palpable. Elena looks a bit dazed by her messy defilement. And both ladies, of course, are enchanting the (invisible) audience (of WAM fetishists) with their glopped-up glamor!

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Calling all motorboats... calling all motorboats ... we have an emergency on our hands here . . .

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When you've got two lovely ladies at your disposal, WAM paradise is only two buckets of chunky green slime away. . .

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I love this so much! Tracy is giving the PERFECT REACTION to a slime dump from above here. Her disbelieving expression bordering on disgust reads "This can NOT be happening to me," while her hands are poised in an ideally helpless way. INCREDIBLY SEXY!

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Why doesn't anything like this ever happen in the restaurants where I eat?!? x-D

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I love the way she takes that pie with nothing but sass in her heart, and not much covering her bodacious boobs!

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Self-pie extraordianire!

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A lovely lady in white ,made even lovelier (to me anyway) with the addition of pie and slime. Yum!

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Keep your eyes on the prize!

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Those spaghetti-Os are giving lots of little Os in this photo, but that dildo seems to be on the brink of giving Alora a very big O!

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Pastry detente...

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Astonishingly luscious legs on display here, plus a previously enslaved nipple gains its freedom!

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A double shot of my baby's love, per the sixties frat-rock classic -- now delivered with Russian panache!

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A staggering achievement in human anatomy. Dessert included!

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Jesus God, please let me be on the receiving end of this pie, delivered by this woman, world without end, over and over and over again, amen.

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Buttsteak, sweet and meaty! Now served with pie!

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One of the sexiest slime pics of all time, if you ask me!

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These two curvaceous cuties look crazy-sexy-cool at the culmination of their culinary chaos! And I love the way that gorgeous Irina, who engineered Elena's and Maria's mutual humiliation, is smiling smugly in the backdrop. I have no doubt she will pay dearly for this stunt, and frankly, I can't wait to see that either!