Comments by Gurph Morlicks

That's QUITE a pie Yiyi is wielding menacingly! And she couldn't have a lovelier target for it than the spectacular Tefy!

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Kaydens clearly overdid it on her dessert order.

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Another fine, fine, superfine slab of buttsteak!

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Every Kiss Begins with Kay(dens).

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Another incredible mess-receiving pose from YiYi, and Tefy is really enjoying pouring on the goo, it seems!

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What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem?

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Buttsteak, sweet and meaty!!!

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Q: Is that sass?
A: Very much so!

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Tefy's prayer for serenity faces a tough incoming challenge here . . .

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Yiyi's body positioning here is amazing!

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An Ass for the Ages, this!

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Unbelievably hot photo of Jade getting slimed. . . just . . . WOW! 8-D

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Jade looks impossibly sexy either clean or drenched in pies and slime!

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Jade's body never fails to astonish me!

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As a huge fan of the EABCP (Externally Applied Banana Cream Pie), I find this image of Other Irina particularly delicious!

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Other Irina's got a gorgeous smile showing through the mask of whipped cream and pie filling plastered all over her lovely face!

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YES! A great self-splat from the Other Irina!

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VERY sexy stuff! Those legs are incredible!

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POW! Right in the buttsteak!

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For being such a clown and all, he really seems to know what he's doing! Hitting all the best target points in the tastiest possible way!

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Double pies for a doubly delicious pair of pie targets!

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Such exquisite degradation! Slop Slvt, you look absotively amazing here, and you're about to look even more amazing . . .

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So gorgeous, and if that tongue could only talk, the tales it could tell x-D . . . (see what I did there?)

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Incredible expression you're wearing here, Bella! It looks like you cannot hide the sensuous enjoyment you are receiving from this muddy situation . . .

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You are such a ravishing beauty, Bella. I love your cascading hair, your lips are so sensuous, and your eyes are utterly bewitching!

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This is a simply a great look for Candy! Perfect for WAM scenes and holiday parties alike!

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I gather this is the most hilarious ass in the whole wide WAMiverse! It also happens to be sexy as all get-out!

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This pic leaves me .... uh ... let's just say I'm stunned, I'm staggered, I'm discombobulated in the most delightful way!

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Breanna wonders how her situation could possibly get any more humiliating. Zoey, whose legs are looking amazing here, has a few ideas in mind . . .

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Zoey is no fool about her external application strategy -- she knows that doctors recommend a balanced WAM diet of alternating pies and slime.

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Now the fun REALLY begins. . .

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8-D 8-D 8-DThis pic is just UNSPEAKABLY SEXY!!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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I love everything about this pic ... Zoey's legs look amazingly shapely, and Breanna's well-pied face, shocked expressoin, and bare, bountiful breasts are all sensational too!

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INCREDIBLE pic, supercharged with sensual, erotic tension!

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Zoey looks amazing even just reaching for a pie . . .

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Knocked back by the sheer deliciousness of it all!

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Jade, looking lovely and ready for some serious mess!

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Prison life hasn't hardened you, Jade, it's only made you a little sadder, a little wiser, and a lot sexier!

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In the words of Dr. Suess: Oh, the places you'll go!!!

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She's looking high and low for those car keys that she lost. They have to be SOMEWHERE around here . . .

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Another completely gorgeous slime target!

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ASS-tronomically erotic work here!

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INTO THE SLIME, SCUM QUEEN!!!

(Not saying either model is really a scum queen, of course, just slightly paraphrasing Steve Martin from the movie "The Man With Two Brains," right before he throws Kathleen Turner face first into a big mud puddle.)

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Buttsteak: It's what's for dinner!

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In the luscious lap of desire!

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A very sexy, slimy smoocheroo!

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Sexpot supreme feels a migraine coming on at the worst possible moment . . .

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Beautiful, bodacious babe glopped in high style, surrounded by a jury of her peers . . .

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Only one woman in the audience (upper left of frame) was able to resist the peer pressure to open her mouth as wide as physically possible.

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Hooray, the Grimace Shake is back at McDonald's!

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Incredible expression from Mandy as she begins to receive the first sliming of her life!

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What a gorgeous (virtual) mess target!

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Another stellar pie hit for sweet WAM-virginal Mandy, and she's in a wonderfully passive stance to receive it too!

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Just desserts! A very delicious looking dreamy cream pie in the face for our gloriously glopped, gorgeous office goddess Yana!

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Myra looks genuinely shocked at her suddenly messy state, and Yana so tickled the tables have turned!

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The ladies both look FANTASTIC and I love their contrasting expressions -- Yana carefree and laughing, Mira a bit concerned about what might happen to them both on live TV . . .

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Love the way you can see Mandy's smile even through all that hot pink slime!

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God, this is a classic pie pic if there ever was one! I love Mandy's super-expressive body language!

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Classic helpless hands from a super cutie getting the first sliming of her life -- so promising! Hope she'll be back for many more!

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I'd be grabbing that curvaceous, slime-slathered bottom too!

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What a pair of cuties, can't wait to see them pelted with pie after pie and slopped with slime after slime. . .

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For once, Pains looks a little stunned by the mess. :)

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Breathtaking, bodacious behind!

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A stunning woman, her charms very effectively displayed by her choice of wardrobe. . .

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Zoey seems liable to slip right out of that tube top, and I sure hope she does!

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Staggering beauty!

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What a super-gorgeous (albeit virtual) woman to give a creamy, dreamy pie to the face!

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Love this -- probably as close as we'll ever get to seeing Dick Van Dyke pie Mary Tyler Moore in the kisser!

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Gotta agree with theoldman below, that shocked expression in the last two frames is perfection!

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One of the more delicious moments in human history here!

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Some kind of rapture is clearly afoot here . . .

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The glorious revelation! Almost feels 3-D somehow . . .

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Tiny Soya has an incredible figure, and that combination of lingerie and the strappy stuff on her arms and legs really accentuates it perfectly!

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Deliciousness incarnate!

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Impossibly sensuous!!! 8-D 8-D 8-D

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Amazing shot, some perfect helpless hands here, along with many other incredible attributes!

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I love how much the one of the left is enjoying this!

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Long defunct store PieFunProductions,

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Oh no! Yana's dignity will surely bounce back from this degrading TV appearance, but her chic white outfit may not survive this chocolate onslaught!

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Two truly lovely ladies, both in great "Friday night" outfits!

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Such a glorious and elegant beauty . . . surely no one would dream of defiling her with decadent dessert degradation?

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Jess West is a living legend of WAM.

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I love the way she is looking at that pie, slightly biting her lower lip, and half-smiling. You can tell she's not entirely dreading the prospect of having that creamy dreamy confection shoved in her face!

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"Passionate Rivalry" from Messygirl.

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Kittenish is so freaking sexy with her pouty lips, her oh-so-creamy pies, and her adorably upturned nose!

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I'd be lying if I said I wasn't VERY envious of this man! I'd love to be pied by this fun-loving beauty, but I'd also very much want to take some sweet, sticky revenge afterward!

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Close-up examinations of pies like this often seem to go astray for some reason. In any event, it literally couldn't happen to three lovelier ladies .... Lisa, Charlotte, and Amber are all among my favorite WAM models of all time.

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Nadia carefully selects the first pie for her gorgeous kisser!

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The sense of anticipation is so thick you could spread it with a paper knife . . . (Referring to a cake frosting in a "can" TV ad from MANY years ago )

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That sassy look at the camera before she does the dirty deed!

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Amy certainly knows how to treat a lady right!

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Such an elegant photo . . . sultry AF, too!

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This amps up the WILD in "wildly erotic" like crazy!

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Mackenzie looks stoic as she braces to catch her first pie of the day with her pretty face!

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Pattycake is such an utterly adorable, pint-sized WAM goddess!

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Wow, this one goes WAY back! those are some really delicious looking pies too. . .

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What a totally gorgeous model! Don't remember seeing her in any of the Valentine Network previews, can anyone tell me her model name?

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Vixen, I'm really excited to hear that Tats' videos are coming to your store soon! I've been waiting on them for a long time, so it's good to know it wasn't all in vain. . .

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Calmly pretending this isn't happening . . .

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. . . but she's also extremely skilled in the fine art of catching a pie with her face while her arms hang helplessly at her sides. She can even do this equally well clothed or nude! Is there anything this woman CAN'T do?

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