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Behind her, the very Gates of Hell. In front of her, a future of unlimited pies in the faces and banana peels down the pants and alll along her path . . .
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Great pie hit, and I really love the expression on the (so far) clean model's face! ("That's going to be my face in just a few seconds.")
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A completely breathtaking example of a helpless hands/pied face pose.
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Vowing heinous revenge on everyone who's wronged her and made this messy moment possible. . .
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Only then did she begin to grasp there was a larger world beyond the spills and chills of physical comedy.
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Her mess was outrageous, her boobs were bodacious, her laugh contagious . . .
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An ancient Egyptian hieroglyphic shows us slapstick is much older than previously suspected...
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Exquisite beauty, slapstick-slopped in a way that only makes it sexier.
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Another gorgeous model, face enveloped in cream pie, wondering why she agreed to these shenanigans in the first place. . .
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This AF model is totally gorgeous and seemed to have a blast getting messy.
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Renna Ryann -- red hot and totally adorable at the same time, sometimes while covered in pie and/or slime.
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I'm not sure anyone wore pie better than Nadia. . . some wore it as well, but no one wore it better!
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And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to custard crust, but this one image redeems them all, slashes our already low prices, and in the darkness binds them. A glorious moment in human history!
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Her charms so insidious, her body bodacious, her smile contagious. All indications forward-facing, all signs point to GO, set your controls for the heart of the sun!
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Another deliciously astounding pie hit pic! Love how the pan from the previous pie hit has barely fallen off of Melody's face as she's totally blasted with the followup pastry!
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Also, holy shit! Look at how badass The Wife looks, about to let Melody really have with yet another pie.
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Magnificent Melody, here confirming that she indeed puts on her hands and feet 5 digits at a time, just like the rest of us.
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Zoey is totally adorable, even when (especially when?) rendered unrecognizable under a slime deluge!
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We've got a real drama queen here, and I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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Buttsteak, sweet and meaty: It's what's for dinner! (For a limited time, our bodacious house buttsteak is served slathered in shaving cream, see attached illustration.)
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No mess is ever enough at The Man and The Wife's All-Night Slime and Pie Shack! :love: :love: :love:
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Gorgeous Melody rises like a phoenix from the creamy aftermath of her humiliation!
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Ellie's lovely poker face is just about to be similarly slathered in sloppy pie . . .
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Just another incredibly sexy, messy moment at The Man and The Wife Messy HQ!
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Amazing pie coverage, a sexy as hell model (Zoey; in case you can't tell under all those pies!), and just about the best helpless hands pose ever!
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hmmmmI see everything is working out just the way the prophets of the Old Testament said they would!
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Excellent pie coverage, helpless hands, plus a lovely model = pie lover's paradise!
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Perfect expression of shock from The Wife just as the slime deluge begins!
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Utterly delicious! An amazing pied-in-purple moment with the magnificent Ellie.
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What an absolutely delicious-looking pied face, guessing this one is coconut cream! (I do realize it's all an AI fever dream, but it's an especially vivid one, pie-wise!)
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What an incredible "pie reception stance"! Love the knock-knees and that dress is great too!!!
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Love everything about Lilly's look here - the sexy pose, the thick and expansive remains of the massive sliming she's just taken, her disgusted expression, which goes perfectly with that angry hand on hip, and those striped tube socks... it all adds up to something really special!
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Hello whiteness, my old friend. You're mixed with chocolate once again.
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This pic is really reminiscent to me of Katy Perry, a hot celeb who's enjoyed her fair share (and then some) of pies to the puss.
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