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Thanks, Creamy, and I must say, right back atcha: nice pie-taking work there! You're a true wam goddess!
PhotoTuesdayreport
Messygirl Amy (#2) was one of the all-time greats for sure!
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The way she holds her right hand in the capture on the right is exquisite -- as though she's having a very refined reaction to the basest slapstick buffoonery.
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Now THAT's what I call a SPLAT!!!!
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One of the best ever, IMO... if only the producer would actually release this video!
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A beautiful blonde is pied by her treacherous co-workers! To be fair, she lost a pie-in-the-face sports bet, so she had it coming, but they surprised her with it at her desk!
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Very few women look as delicious with a pie in the face as SStuff's Carrie. . .
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What a classic pie reception stance Ariel struck here!
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It sure does, and for my money, banana cream is the quintessential in-yer-face flavor!
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This is a holy grail WAM video for me. Wet and Messy (now rebranded WAM Club) only ever released it as a photo set. I begged him to release the video if there was one (and why wouldn't you film a hula-hoop based set as opposed to shooting stills?). He replied that he does have video of this and admits he should really get around to editing and releasing it one day. I COULDN'T AGREE MORE!
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This model looks strangely okay -- pleased even? -- with the creamy fate that will befall her face in a split-second after this pic was snapped.
PhotoMondayreport
Such a great helpless hands pose!
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PhotoMondayreport
This is one of my favorite pie hits on anyone ever. Nadia looking her all-time cutest (which is really saying something) and taking her first ever pie to the face (at least I think that's what this was) by complete surprise (or at least that's how it appears in the video). >CHEF'S KISS<
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This is so great. The "victim" here looks so sexy bent over the table like that, and I love how you can see one of her bountiful breasts hanging down, just barely missing the cake her face has just been plunged into!
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The Slapstick Armageddon is upon us! This woman has clearly supplicated herself at the "feet" of the Great Banana Cream Cthulhu.
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I like to think of this as Kathryn Hahn under that pie . . .
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This is really a fantastic creation, despite that weirdly inverted pie.
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What a good, game, giving and flat-out gorgeous woman. You are a lucky man, skirtpie!
PhotoSundayreport
Pundits described it as one of the most aggressive exfoliation routines in all of skincare history.
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This is quite the creamy confrontation!!!
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PhotoSaturdayreport
Love how ready this woman seems for her pieing... of course perhaps she has NO IDEA of what's about to happen to her? Either way, excellent work!
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I'm going to risk looking like an oxymoron and call this quite a classy, elegant humiliation!
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Slimed or pied or slopped or foamed or immaculately clean, you are a radiant beuaty, Sooty!
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Photo: Happy Valenslimes DaySaturdayreport
Amazing pie coverage on an amazing pie target! Delicious!
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Oh, those utterly bewitching hazel eyes!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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This video looks amazing!
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--Bodacious bod, amply displayed: Check.
--Beautiful face: Check (although not shown above, but take my word for it!)
--Well placed pie in aforementioned beautiful face: Check.
--Pie tin hat: Check.
Photo6 days agoreport
Holy hell, this looks like a super-sexy slime scene!
Scene: Bella's Nasty Green Slime Shower and a Surprise Pie!6 days agoreport
What a gorgeous target for slime and pies!!!
Photo6 days agoreport
Kate is always so fun, so sexy, and so brave. And when it comes to mess, She Always Takes It Like a Woman! >Chef's kiss!<
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Photo7 days agoreport
"What, this little old thang?" Kate shrugged, knowing damn well how amazing she looked in it. . .
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Photo7 days agoreport
Return of the Delicious Derrie!
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Photo7 days agoreport
My God, Kate's expressions of joy while getting marvelously messy just couldn't get any sexier!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Rear of the Year!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Pure gorgeousness!
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Kate's just happy to be here . . .
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Photo7 days agoreport
The joy on your face is contagious, Kate!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Kate is more delicious than ever!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Wet and Messy is the producer's name, but I think they are now rebranded as Wam Club. They have a store on the UMD but it's only got a small portion of all their old videos, this one may or may not be available there now.
Photo7 days agoreport
Jesus, you're killing me with these pics, Jade! But only in the most delightful ways...
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Photo: Mess i made for VioletJade7 days agoreport
How am I supposed to go about my day as a productive member of society after having seen this impossibly sensuous pic? :loveeyes:
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Photo: Peachy 27 days agoreport
Without a doubt, Jade, you are one of the most beautiful WAM models of all time.
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Photo: Cyan slime bath :37 days agoreport
This one strongly suggests -- to someone of the appropriate age anyway -- Mary Richards, the lead character on The Mary Tyler Moore show. And what an incredible pie target she would've made! (Other people got pied on that show but it was always the goofballs like Ted Knight...)
Photo9 days agoreport
Love this one for the stunning legs, the insane pose, and the look of complete glee on the pie thrower's face. Also, this looks so much like it came from a 70's variety show that it makes me nostalgic for my long-lost youth.
Photo9 days agoreport
A goddamn beautiful moment in human history.
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Photo9 days agoreport
Ohmygod! This must be one of the scenes that this IG model shot for you. I've been waiting what feels like forever for you to release this one in your store... please please please release its glory upon the unsuspecting WAM world!!!!
Photo10 days agoreport
DAT (synthetic) ASS!!!!
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As if 30 pies and several previous slimings weren't enough mess for one day... x-D
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Photo13 days agoreport
Already a delicious mess, with just one (or maybe two?) pies on her and 28-29 more to go... :kiss:
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Photo13 days agoreport
Great action shot! LOVE the look of intense concentration (and satisfaction?) on The Wife's face as she grinds that pie into Jessica's face!
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Photo13 days agoreport
One of the sexiest SPLAT-o-RAMAs I've seen in some time!
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Photo14 days agoreport
Buttsteak: It's what's for dinner! (And in this case, it's combined with dessert. Innovative supper technology!)
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Photo14 days agoreport
Heaven really IS a place on Earth!
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Photo14 days agoreport
GREAT pic! Camilla is a DELICIOUS mess and Zoey's legs look amazingly POWERFUL and SEXY!
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Photo15 days agoreport
A perfect pie-taunting pose from Zoey!
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Incredible action shot, exquisite helpless hands!
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Photo15 days agoreport
This girl has an amusement park of a body and I want to go on every ride twice. . .
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Photo19 days agoreport
Almost more deliciousness than the human mind can bear!
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Photo19 days agoreport
ASStronomically sexy stuff!
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Photo19 days agoreport
A very good look for Kaydens!
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Scene: Kaydens Takes 12 Cherry Cream Pies, and Slime, Then Wanks20 days agoreport
Sex on a stick right here!
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Photo20 days agoreport
Frankly, I'm shocked too!
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Photo20 days agoreport
Lovely cherry cream pie hit and the tin on the head is the humiliating coup de grace.
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What a tongue the Wife has!!!!
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An incredibly delicious image!
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I'm a day late, but this is actually a very Halloween-y shot. And some amazing WAM too!
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I still can't get over how great this sliming is!
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Photo20 days agoreport
A very sexy slopping!
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Where the Soul of Man Never Dies. Where I'll Never Be Able to Wear These Pants Again.
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Photo21 days agoreport
Incredibly sexy and delicious!
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Photo22 days agoreport
What a lovely face to be plastered in pies!
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Photo: Are you ready?22 days agoreport
You are totally adorable, Sooty! Love your smile here and your slightly nervous enthusiasm for the slime deluge that will engulf you in mere moments...
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Photo22 days agoreport
The pleasure is all mine, Jade. Stay SEXY! (Like you have any choice!) :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo22 days agoreport
Jade, covered in slime and pulling her own pigtail! >chef's kiss<
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Quite the view here!
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Photo23 days agoreport
'So this is life in SHOWBIZ,' Violet Jade chuckles to herself.
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Photo23 days agoreport
The Magnificent Melody, her "wings" weighted down with sticky chocolate tar, lets out a face-melting pterodactyl shriek!


(okay, not really, just having some fun with this!)
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Photo23 days agoreport
Naked or clothed or somewhere in between, slimed or pied or muddy or completely clean, every inch of you is sexy from every conceivable angle, Jade!
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Photo23 days agoreport
How many times can I possibly fall in love with this remarkable WAM goddess, this slapstick angel we humans call Melody? Probably as many times as you guys end up shooting messy videos of her!
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Photo24 days agoreport
I love it when the order of a trashing goes: pies, slimes, then more pies. I think there should always be at least one pie at the end of every messing of a pretty woman. Call me old fashioned, call me crazy, call me inflexible, call me pie-centric, and then call me a cab. It's just the way I feel and I can't fight this feeling any more.
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Photo24 days agoreport
Melody's reactions to mess really give life to the expression, "Go big or go home."
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Photo24 days agoreport
Jenny's joy at her friend's messy fate is wildly appealing, of course I may be unduly influenced by the way that LBD is barely holding her astounding figure in.
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Photo30 days agoreport
Spending quality time in the backyard
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Photo30 days agoreport
Adjusting the vertical and horizontal hold simultaneously!
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Photo30 days agoreport
Now THAT's what I call a GOOD TIME! (Offer not valid where prohibited by state law. Some restrictions may apply. No smokers, please!)
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Photo10/22/24report
A shocking breakdown in civil standards!
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Yet more incredible helpless hands!
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More great helpless hands from a master of the art!
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Love that sassy, defiant arms akimbo reception stance, and then the move into helpless hands upon pie impact! A consummate slapstick actress!!!
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Good old fashioned open-hearted, cleavage-flaunting, beautiful woman taking a pie in the kisser fun!
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Love the big smile pre-pie here!
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What a super-cute clown! Too bad she had to get plastered with a pie (and probably more than one; just a hunch).... but I guess that's circus life for ya...
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I cannot tell a lie.
But I can sometimes tell a partial truth.
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Damn, this is hot! Wish we got another second or two to see those smoldering eyes right before this pie hit, but of course she takes that pie superbly like the true professional she is. What was the theme of this scene?
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Photo10/22/24report
The way you are pursing your lips here is making it hard for me to put this image out of my mind and get on with life. Of course it doesn't hurt that you have the most bewitching eyes... or those freaking adorable pigtails...
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JustJade said: "Omg we might just have to recreate that!! I wonder if a theatre would let me rent their stage.."

Jade, wow! Just... wow. The fact that you are even contemplating for a moment this absurdly sexy scenario melts my cholosterol-clogged and lumpy little heart.
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Photo: Me performing at Rocky Horror, if anyone's intere10/22/24report
I still can't get over how smoking hot pic this pic is. Taylor (sometimes called Nicole) is one of my all-time fave WAM models and this is one of her finest moments. Also, the boobs on the model who is pieing her here look amazing in the partial glimpse we get here. This whole pic is fire, an all-around HIGH HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA ALERT if I've ever seen one... wake the wife and kids! alert the media! and other hyperbolic blather.
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Photo10/22/24report
I couldn't agree more!
Photo10/21/24report
AMAZING PRE-REACTION to her first pie of the day!
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Photo10/20/24report
The flabbergasted expression on her gorgeous, already pied face... the helpless hands... the impending impact of another pie.. >chef's kiss!!!<
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