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This one is really fun, thanks mainly to the slime recipient's slightly unkempt, suepr-fun hairstyle, which makes for some unpredictable paths that gravity pulls the slime down through as it cascades all over her. . .
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Photoyesterdayreport
I love her expression. It's like she's genuniely surprised to find out how much she's enjoying this thing she'd been dreading . . .
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Photoyesterdayreport
They always say not to mix your banana cream pies and your Oreo crusts, but this photo stands as a living, breathing, sexy-as-hell refutation of that crusty old adage!
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Photoyesterdayreport
The longest running WAM producer still active, Messygirl certainly knows a thing or twelve about how to give good glop!
Photoyesterdayreport
Some of the thickest slime I've ever seen, applied to a most worthy target!
Photoyesterdayreport
Melody looks terrified at the industrial strength sliming The Wife is subjected to here!
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Jayce and Taylor are one of the sexiest WAM duos ever, and this is one of their hottest scenes!
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Vivi is a WAM superstar, plain and simple. I think this photo amply displays why!
Photoyesterdayreport
This model's name is Talia and for my money, she's one of the most beautiful WAM models of all time. She could really take pies in her gorgeous face well too!
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Photoyesterdayreport
Maybe so, but I think she's got to be one of the sexiest muck monsters of all time. I posted a photo on this thread that, when it was originally posted by the producer, prompted this comment from me "Sexiest. Swamp. Thing. Ever."
See if you agree...
https://umd.net/showpic/image/media%2Fforum_uploads%2F2_26%2Fbb8_uid_5472_1770436923_51589.jpg/return/%2Fforums%2Ftopicid%2F1093120
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Photoyesterdayreport
Someone seems to be having a very good time indeed! (Not to mention all the happy wammers who watch this scene . . )
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Photoyesterdayreport
Wow! I like all of the animations you did in this round, wammy, but this one is definitely my favorite. Mainly because the slime recipient here is my favorite of all the various fictional women featured in this set of gifs, and also because she stays clean in the other two gifs she stars in (dammit!). But the payoff here is WONDERFUL, as she is royally glopped with marvelously thick, chunky bright green slime that envelops her face and chest in thick, glorious, goopy layer after layer. Great job!
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Photoyesterdayreport
Vivian, her lovely face thickly plastered in cream and crust, really seems to be having some fun with this. And I'm sure Penelope is enjoying her role as well . . .
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Photofridayreport
Penelope seizes control in a tremendously sexy way, and Vivian seems to be really enjoying her pie-plastered helplessness, looking amazing in the process!
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Photofridayreport
The photo is BURSTING with the sexual energy of anticipation, brimming with good-natured tension and its potential for massive messy release.
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Photofridayreport
8-D :loveeyes: 8-D :loveeyes: 8-D :loveeyes: Sex-O-Rama! 8-D :loveeyes: 8-D :loveeyes: 8-D :loveeyes:
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Photofridayreport
Another totally classic stance from Jayce -- pouting with her adorable, freshly pied face, hands on defiantly hips in silent outrage. Beautiful!
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Photothursdayreport
I think this just instantly became one of my all-time favorite pie pics! What a DELICIOUS DUO you two hot mimes make!
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Photothursdayreport
Jayce, you look so completely hot and helpless here, almost like you've been hyp-NO-tized. Both your and Syren's body language is incredible here!
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Photothursdayreport
This is an IMPOSSIBLY SEXY screencap! Jayce, that super-short french maid outfit really shows off your incredible legs to full effect, and I love the very thorough pieing you are administering to Syren, not to mention Syren's wonderfully helpless "pie reception pose." Amazing job all around!
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Photothursdayreport
To quote James Joyce: Peerless globes!
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Photo: Aude in greenwednesdayreport
She's on a voyage of discovery . . .
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Photomondayreport
Such an adorable expression on this slimed cutie's face what a smile!
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Photomondayreport
Very sexy pic of the marvelous Maria MyPieRogative!
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Photomondayreport
The untold glories of public transportation!
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Photo8 days agoreport
Sexy waitress Zoey Chanel has been really pushing the dessert menu lately, but here she gets an unexpected taste of her own wares!
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Photo8 days agoreport
Those gorgeous, remarkable eyes can see right through my petty deception, can see into the deep past or the far-flung future, can even see through my pantry door to check out all the messy supplies I've got stocked up in case Jayce ever stops by for tea and crumpets. . .
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Photo8 days agoreport
This version of Mime Jayce is both terrifically sexy and terrifying at the same time!
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Photo8 days agoreport
High-kicking hijinx from a hottie of well -established proportions.
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Photo8 days agoreport
Does anybody know the source of this wonderful photo?
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Photo8 days agoreport
A moral imperative at work.
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Photo8 days agoreport
Your eyelids are growing heavy . . . your breathing is slow and measured. . . your mental rhythms are slowing to a slow, gauzy pace ... you are feeling very sleepy . . . and wide, wide open to suggestion . . . congratulations, Mortal, you have fallen under the spell of Ellie!
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Photo8 days agoreport
Absolutely amazing action shot of Courtney looking crazy cute as the slime rains down upon her from above!
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Photo8 days agoreport
What's up, pussycat? :loveeyes:
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Photo8 days agoreport
I am helpless to resist her purple-tinted charms . . . 8-D
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Photo8 days agoreport
What a unique beauty Ellie possesses! A beautiful woman with a devilish sense of humor and great comedy chops ... looks great whether clean and kempt, plastered in pie, or slathered in slime ... she's a dream woman!
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Photo8 days agoreport
Melody is one of the sassiest WAM models ever -- not to mention also one of the sexiest! :loveeyes:
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Photo8 days agoreport
Ellie and Courtney are both gorgeous, and they're both blessed with bewitching eyes!
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Photo8 days agoreport
Who is this radiant beauty underneath the green slime? What an incredible smile she has! If anyone can point me to this video, or even just who this model is, I would be greatly appreciative!
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Photo8 days agoreport
This photo should really grace the cover of an exotica LP!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Centia sighed as the mess kept pouring down, "I just don't understand why this is happening to me. What did I do to deserve this degradation?"
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Photo9 days agoreport
What a glorious beauty this woman is!
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Photo9 days agoreport
I'm more of a mess guy than wetlook, but this pic is really doing things for me!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Good god, what a great big, glorious mess! Is that you under there, Jayce, and if not, who is it? And what scene is this from? A must-own, clearly!
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Photo9 days agoreport
The Goddess of WAM laughed a hearty belly laugh that echoed through the fortress. She'd already drenched all her disciples in the gooiest glop on the globe, and now it was finally the Goddess's turn to be rendered unrecognizable under mad mountains of messy mayhem. SHE COULDN'T WAIT FOR IT!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Kate is always a vibrant beauty -- whether she's dazzling us in her clean and fashionable form or (as shown here) buried under a marvelous multi-colored mess!
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Photo9 days agoreport
You can almost see Kate's thought process as she tries and fails to phrase an objection to the proceedings here!
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Photo9 days agoreport
My God, Kate, even fresh from the swamp, you're sexier than 10 supermodels!
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Photo9 days agoreport
What a smile! What a trooper! What an all around WAM superstar Courtney is!
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Photo10 days agoreport
This reminds me of when I was younger and felt the need to use every crayon in the 64-pack, even 'burnt sienna' and that extra-waxy 'cornflower blue'!
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Photo10 days agoreport
Courtney appears to be having a blast here, but I sure hope nothing ... messy ... happens to this deeply foxy lady! What a shame THAT would be!
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Photo10 days agoreport
I go weak in the knees for gorgeous girls who pucker up so pretty for a pie plastering! :loveeyes:
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Photo10 days agoreport
One of the most dynamic duos in the whole WAM-damned world!
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Photo10 days agoreport
The high-spirited hijinx never end at the Man and Wife WAMporium!
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Photo10 days agoreport
Just a casual night in with Courtney, including a little TV, an adult beverage , and a bit of dessert . . .
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Photo10 days agoreport
Those eyes -- so bewitching! That pucker -- so enticing! That face -- crying out for dreamy cream pies to hit it! That cleavage -- waiting to collect the cream dripping off Courtney's freshly pied face!
Photo11 days agoreport
These gorgeous women really know how to give and take a pie!
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Photo: Reaching Tier 1 awards for the first time!11 days agoreport
Now that's what you call STAR POWER!
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Photo11 days agoreport
Courtney: SULTRY AF!!!!!!
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Photo11 days agoreport
A huge creamy PIE to the FACE, delivered with lots of LOVE from one WAM goddess to another (i.e. from Melody's hand to Courntey's face, that pie had quite a journey).
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Photo: From: 'Courtney's 30 Pie Barrage'11 days agoreport
The possibilities are endless . . . but I'm hoping Melody comes up from behind and pinches Courtney's beautiful bottom, startling her, causing her to lose her balance and topple into this treasure trove of shaving cream!
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Photo11 days agoreport
Love the super-sexy way your face is plastered with that pie and also how it is streaked through your lovely hair!
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Photo11 days agoreport
SlimeStar, you look absolutely phenomenal!
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Photo11 days agoreport
That's the strangest proof of the existence of the Almighty I ever did hear, skirtpie! But it does ring true.
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Photo11 days agoreport
Buckle up, because you are about to be served dessert in ... The Twilight Zone!
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Photo11 days agoreport
EVERYthing about this photo is impossibly sexy, but most of all that smoldering look you are giving the camera! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo11 days agoreport
As they used to say back in the day, Peyton is a very healthy girl!
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Photo11 days agoreport
WOW! Skirtpie, much like GE, you bring good things to life! Only in your case it's not just a marketing jingle, it's true. This started life as one of my very favorite pieces of AI WAM art. And now it's practically a major motion picture!
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Photo12 days agoreport
Two female co-workers gather to review the events of the day. Business as usual . . .
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Photo12 days agoreport
Another unspeakably hot slice of slapstick sensuality! 8-D
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Photo12 days agoreport
(Ideally, this would be a "comment without text" -- just the sound of my eyeballs springing out of their sockets in comic book fashion.)
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Photo12 days agoreport
Sigh, so many gorgeous pies and of course the gorgeous PieGirlKay...how I miss her... such a positive force for piesexuality on the UMD!
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Photo12 days agoreport
This image really puts the "pie" in
pie de résistance!
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Photo13 days agoreport
Now she's actually *leaning into the slime,* learning to live with and laugh at and even love the lusciousness of this deluge of dripping degradation.
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Photo13 days agoreport
Cringing as the slime first hits her hair . . .
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Photo13 days agoreport
Everybody was kung fu fighting . . .
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Photo13 days agoreport
What a lovely look of wistful regret!
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Photo13 days agoreport
A gorgeous gal and a great sport about getting glopped 'n goopy!
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Photo13 days agoreport
Pure pied gorgeousness! Those eyes! Those breasts! And everything else too! :loveeyes:
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Photo13 days agoreport
Melody and Courtney make for some super-sexy cheerleaders! 8-D
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Photo13 days agoreport
Welcome back to the wacky world of WAM, Pains!
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Photo: I’ve been outta town and not making much WAM till 13 days agoreport
Gotta :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: this incredible prelude to Jayce's spectacular faceplant into the mud!!!
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Photo14 days agoreport
This looks like you're having SO MUCH FUN!!!
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Photo14 days agoreport
Ye olde 'helmet of slime' is always a classic look. It pairs really well with a face full of pie, as it turns out!
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Photo14 days agoreport
"INTO THE MUD, SCUM QUEEN!!!"
(Just to clarify for anyone who doesn't get the reference, I am NOT calling Jayce a scum queen here by any means. I am quoting Steve Martin just before he throws Kathleen Turner face-first into a big mud puddle in The Man With Two Brains.)
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Photo14 days agoreport
A sloppy slice of sensationally sexy slapstick, this video is!
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Photo14 days agoreport
An all-around beautifully composed image, with two true beauties artfully decorated in delightful degradation.
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Photo14 days agoreport
So pretty, so penitent! And soon to be so purposefully and punitively plastered in pastry pies and slime!
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Photo14 days agoreport
Talk about some sexy, slippery shenanigans!
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Photo14 days agoreport
Jayce, god bless you, you've never been shy about exploiting the sexuality of your knees to move product!
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Photo14 days agoreport
What a DEVILISHLY DELICIOUS DOUBLE PIE HIT!!!
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Photo14 days agoreport
Zoey looks amazing completely clean ...
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Photo16 days agoreport
... or slimed!
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Photo16 days agoreport
Incredible the way that crust held together!
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Photo16 days agoreport
Mystique is so gorgeous!
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Photo16 days agoreport
Incredible action shot! She-Hulk/Mystique really takes that pie full-on in her gorgeous face.
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Photo16 days agoreport
High-steppin' in the shower stall with ace reporter and part-time slime and pie victim Zoey Chanel.
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Photo16 days agoreport
What a spectacular profile!
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And so it begins . . .
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Photo16 days agoreport
Q: What's for dinner?
A: I just know you'll be pleased with the menu for this evening: a great big double helping of sweet and meaty BUTTSTEAK!
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