Comments by Gurph Morlicks

WOAH! You had no idea, but you actually touched on a EXTREMELY niche sub-fetish of mine there, Jade. I'm not even kidding about this -- for some reason, I find it hot when a beautiful woman puts on beaglepuss glasses! If you happen to have any pics of yourself in such glasses, PLEASE PLEASE POST!!! (I actually never heard the term "beaglepuss" before, I always knew them as "Groucho glasses.')

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A Portrait in Elegance Defiled.

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Taste the rage.

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The Girl with the Faraway Eyes.
(Swoon!)

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Nobody does folded-arms indignant cold fury like the one and only Ms. Perez!

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Holy shit, what a pose! Hannah is one of WAM's finest "drama queens"!

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Hannah is looking especially gorgeous in this scene!

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This is what happens when a supermodel who is genetically 5% gazelle is crossed with two coconut cream pies with graham cracker crusts . . .

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Dat Ass is just about to drive me out of my mind! (A short trip to be sure.)

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Jade, you are one of the ultimate WAM bombshells! Gorgeous face, insanely bodacious bod, and to top it all off you're smart too. Whatever happened to your WAM poetry project?

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These sexy ladies are so skinny, I almost hope they eat these pies instead of smash them in each other's faces! On second thought, no, I really do want to see them let each other have it!

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I think Kody is "playing dumb" here . . . trying to pretend she has NO IDEA that pie is going to end up plastering her pretty face.

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Kody E. looks pretty proud of her handiwork here, as well she should be! That's an excellent pieing she's delivered upon her scene partner! Hopefully that partner takes some sweet revenge . . .

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https://readytowam-studio.umd.net/download_info/rock-paper-scissors-viviana-and-diana-re

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Sixties-style housewife mercilessly pied in an endless chain reaction of Moebius
strip-style time-loop pie sandwich purgatory!

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Giggly Michelle of MessyDreams makes for a wonderfully willing pie sandwich recipient!

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Lovely Lisa makes an excellent target for any pie sandwich you've got in mind!

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That blueberry pie looks so thick and gloppy, almost like a purple slime. I kind of love it! (Purple is my favorite color, and it's rare to see in a pie or a slime.)

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Producer's name was Hot Mess Pies. He only produced pie videos for a short time circa 2019-2020. I'm not sure if his store is still up or not, but you can still see previews of his videos on YouTube (this is not pirated stuff but his own channel).
https://www.youtube.com/@hotmesspies4836/playlists

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Who is masterfully delivering this remarkable pie sandwich? I'm pretty sure that's not Charlotte, perhaps it's Lisa? In any event, this is a remarkable moment captured for WAM posterity!

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EXHILERATING simultaneous pieing! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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Penelope has the perfect taunting facial expression and body language here!

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She's either losing her mind over this entirely degrading scenario, or she's a very good actress. Either way she's gorgeous and a wonderful slime victim! (I do realize she's a figment of AI's imagination and not a real person . . . I'm just playing along, silly.)

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This model is self-evidently gorgeous and fun. Wish I didn't have to spend $60 on other Pie Zone to get this short clip, wish I could just buy it outright. But them's the breaks. . .

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Explosive slime action and an amazing target for the mess too... love the gloves, love the braids, love the barely contained breasts!

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This pair of ladies is just too hot NOT to gunge!

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A radiantly glorious WAM moment!

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Love Lily's sassy expression and sassy hand-on-the-hip stance here. And of course, also love the Wife's faceful of pie!

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All the things: Rock, roll, and remember. Swoop swoop, oh baby rock, rock. Great times and good oldies!

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Somebody's having a REALLY good time! (And I don't mean viewers at home, although that's happening too!)

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8-D This screenshot will live rent-free in my head for the rest of eternity.

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Pineapple Wife ponders the life choices that led to this moment . . .

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Is it more appropos to serve white or red wine at a green sliming? Etiquette experts and sommaliers don't all agree on one of the most vexing issues of our time.

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Lily's helpless hands here seem to scream "Stop this insanity!" But of course, the insanity continues unabated, greener and gloppier than ever!

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These "slime bangs" are a great look for her. Also, of course, going topless in slime is another great part of her look!

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A beautifully rendered caking of a beautiful woman! Love the little details and the unrecognizable mess Nastia is by the end here. I also love how much Anna relishes getting sweet revenge on her "friend"!

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Great setup for a trashing, and Nastia is going to make for a well-dressed, gorgeous stoogette!

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Just two good friends having a laugh. No fetish content here, move along. ;P

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I believe Anglefan did some videos with her. I think maybe she and her partner self-produced some videos as well. No idea on the specific video this shot comes from (I didn't post it myself).

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Could not agree more, Chuck!

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Incredible action shot here!

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The parallel single-hand-on-hip pose from both of these freshly pied beauties is breathtaking!

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Love The Wife's incredible pose here in the midst of her thorough slime drenching. Meanwhile, Lily looks ready to clutch her pearls, literally! x-D

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Despite her fresh coating of bright green slime, Lily manages to look "very demure, very mindful" here as she watches The Wife get plastered with a pie.

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Love the joy on both The Wife's and Lily's faces here. . . even if The Wife is clearly finding the situation a bit more hilarious than Lily, for obvious reasons! :-P

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Lily stoically accepts her first sliming of the scene, even looking up directly into the slime deluge, arms held helpless at her sides. Chef's kiss!

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My god, what a vividly captured screenshot! Such a beautiful pie explosion against the lovely face of luscious Lily... this is absolutely freaking DELICIOUS!

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Nicole, this is a very recent Messygirl release.

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A devilishly delicious double dessert assault!

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great pie hit on Brittany and great shocked expression from Rebecca!

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Love the way the helpless hands in this photo belong to the clean model, not the messy one!

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The absolute WAM GLORY that is Kate! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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I assume this is the talent portion of the competition . . . ?

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A SHOCKING breakdown in social norms!

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Not unike VISA, this screenshot is Everywhere I Want to Be!

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This is the punishment the gods meted out to Zoey for stealing fire and giving it to human beings!

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Cost of Stella video bundle: $34.99 for four scenes.
Stella's expression in this photo: Priceless.

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Such a cute pose, as if she's fixing her hair under all that pie! :-P

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Helpless Hands: The Side View. Chef's Kiss!

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If you ask me, there aren't nearly enough pied goth girls in the WAMiverse . . . or anywhere else for that matter!

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Ugh, this is most degrading, humiliating thing that's happened to gorgeous Zoey since . . . maybe 10:30 this morning?

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... and the payoff is even better than I could have imagined. YUM!!!

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Gorgeous, stripped to just her panties, and hands hanging helplessly at her sides, Zoey is incredibly vulnerable to a pastry assault in this magical moment. . .

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Beautiful example of helpless hands in action!

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There's something strange ... in the neighborhood ...

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Love the arms hanging helplessly at her sides as she receives her first pie to the face of the scene!

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I'm simply never getting over this pic. Magical!

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I feel like Jennifer Lawrence could play this role . . .

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BUTTSTEAK, sweet and meaty!!!!!!!!

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Ah, life's simple pleasures!

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I feel like maybe she's friends with Vanna White . . .

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You're never too full for yet another delicious faceful of pie!

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There's so much going on in here my cerebral cortex might implode!

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Bodaciousness incarnate!

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This is the best one of this batch, for my money. Deeply sexy stuff!

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Beautiful work on this one! Love how she gets that handful of frosting shoved in her face in mid-sentence, as she's futilely ordering her rival out of the hall.

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Another one I'd kill to see a follow-up picture for. Another gorgeous lady in a killer outfit, primed for pie!

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Wow, I really wish there were a follow-up to this one. Especially since banana cream is the quintessential in-yer-face flavor as far as I'm concerned!

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Man, the facial expression on this one is fantastic! Don't get me wrong... both the dress and the woman's body are sensational, but it's the expression of shock on her face that really makes this work for me. Chef's kiss!