Comments by Gurph Morlicks

Flabbergastingly hot!

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A legendary liplock that will last a lunchtime!

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The bounteous bridal breasts are about to be joined in holy matrimony. It will start a little sumpin' like this: Do you, spectacular left boob, take this mind-blowing right boob to be your lawfully wedded BBF (best breastie forever)?

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What a staggeringly sexy model!!!

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The always effervescent Kacie James, looking particularly radiant, bodacious, and just plain glorious here!

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If I could just use your sweet ass cheeks as a pillow to rest my weary head upon . . .

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Under that apple suckling tree, oh yeah / Underneath that tree, there's just gonna be you and me / under that apple suckling tree, oh yeah!

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Wow, it's all coming true ... just like the prophets in the Old Testament said it would!

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Buttsteak Inspector is a supremely important position! You must be meticulously trained, mentally rigorous, and bodaciously busty to qualify for the job . . .

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Now that's some true nervous excitement! You simply cannot fake that level of it!

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Those eyes could lure me to the Crack of Doom . . . or even into, god forbid, an Applebee's.

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You can trust Jayce to always give 200% on the field!

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This is one of the greatest pre-mess shots in all of WAM history, if you ask me!

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We all know Kate is a very brave soul and a total WAM trooper . . . but she does look a little scared here! Adorably so, I might add. :thumbsup:

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Now this is some serious charisma!

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What a gorgeous shot! For some reason when I first saw this, I though it was Jayce . . .

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Summer's got one HELL of a profile! 8-D

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B&B no longer stands for "bread and breakfast" for me...

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She looks positively mesmerized. Just like I do when I'm staring at this photo . . . 8-|

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A+ for form! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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Luscious legs and a joyful facial expression that feels so much like something we often see from her sister Jayce!

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Such a perfect pic from seemingly simpler times. Jilly was a treasure!

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Wipin' the pie out of your eyes / takes everything you got / takin' a break from all your worries / slathered in slipp'ry slop.

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Tina's really getting the full MG treatment in this scene!

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A splendid time is guaranteed for all!

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Buttsteak garnished with brownie batter -- what's not to love?!?

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Nobody does extreme WAM like Jayce!

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Tina's starting to see the funny side of all this messiness now that Bre is finally getting it.

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Just desserts are finally served, straight into Bre's very surprised face!

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For my next trick, I'd like to do a little number I call Triumph of the Human Spirit!

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The look of anticipation on the pie thrower's face here is delightful!

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Love how much this model enjoys getting messy!

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Love the way Bre can't contain her laughter at the sight of Tina's pie-plastered face!

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I can almost hear and taste that pie hit from all the way over here!

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Turnabout has never tasted more delicious!

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The contrast of Bre's girlishly thrilled expression with Tina's indignant outrage is amazing!

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Bagheera is devilishly delighted with Patty's delicious dessert defilement!

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Patty takes a moment in the middle of all this messy madness to ponder the complexities of the current political landscape.

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The PERFECT way to celebrate the Summer Solstice!!!

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The pure joy on Bre's face is breathtaking, and even more remarkable is the vision of Tina's gorgeous features utterly plastered in delicious degradation, with just a hint of her adorable nose peeping through the crusty, creamy chaos!

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Bre is still feeling sassy as topless Tina takes the green glop like a pro. Is Bre relishing the messy fate that's surely coming her way, or does she perhaps feel that she's above it, that she's going to get away clean this time? Only her hairstylist knows for sure!

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Holy hell, this pic is so wildly erotic that I'm going to need to be hosed down after looking at it!

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I'm not sure which is your more mesmerizing feature -- your bewitching hazel eyes or your bouncy, bodacious breasts . . .

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My god, what a pieing! LOVE THIS! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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Another incredible pie hit pic, with Breanna looking on and loving the fact that Tina is taking all the slime and all the pies . . . so far!

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Incredible mess on Patty's lovely head, and amazing reaction from the reliably remarkable Bagheera!

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This looks like a truly amazing scene!

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This photo has a little something for everyone. And a lot of big somethings for me in particular . . . :-P

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What a DELICIOUS first pie hit for this scene, LOVE IT!

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Time for a quick facial plunge!

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Such glee on her face, such joy in her heart, such slime on her boobs!

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It would be impossible to resist spanking such a remarkably tempting ass!

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Who can resist a lil taste?

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Charlotte realizing that after this rather extreme WAM session, she'll never really ever be fully clean again . . .

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Release the Kraken!

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Charlotte can wipe the pie from her eyes, but she can't wipe the humiliation from her heart. . .

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Wonderfully over-the-top comic reaction from Charlotte to the oncoming sludge, and how sexy is Casey in profile here?!?

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Charlotte with her gorgeous face full of a pie is a sight for the ages!

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Bemused resignation never looked so good on anyone!

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An incredible action shot of the sultry Casey giving the WAM business to a shocked Princess Charlotte!

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Charlottes whole world went treacle in a matter of mere moments!

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Charlotte cheerfully accepts her degrading fate. And Lisa displays incredible pie throwing form here!

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Charlotte getting slopped on her hands and knees in tightly-tailored business apparel is the balm this wounded world needs!

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A supremely sexy pair of WAM goddess in all their cream-pied glory! Charlotte looks ecstatic and incredibly delicious here!

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In her head, the song "Dream a Little Dream of Me" is playing . . .

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Sensuously slime-slathered sirens lock luscious lips in a sultry, sexy snog!

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Gloriously glopped!

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THE WAM RAPTURE IS HERE!!!

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Per William Blake, "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."

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Quite the predicament, this! 8-D

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Like sands through the hourglass, these are the slimes of our lives.

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Like McGruff the Crime Dog, I'd like to take a BYTE out of crime, only with the role of crime being played by this particularly sweet and meatly slab o' buttsteak!!!

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Pigtails have never been pulled so fetchingly!

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How on Earth could anyone ever spank the ASS OF AN ANGEL who was merely sent from on high to bring a little joy into the lives of the downtrodden and the depraved? Oh right, because we the depraved enjoy that kind of thing . . . :-7

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It's incredibly erotic to behold how much fun this woman has getting messy!

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I think she's going to need more than a moist towelette this time . . .

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So much for today's yoga session!

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What a gloriously fun and remarkably sexy WAM model Blake is!!!

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Million dollar kiss!

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Million dollar tits!

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Million dollar smile!

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One of the most sensuous WAM photos ever!

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He's a FOX reporter, too, which means he really deserved that pie in his kisser from this luscious liberal lady! :-P

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SIRPIESALOT said: That pink bikini is awesome!

I replied: The model wearing the pink bikini is even more awesome: the ONE that got away! Was there ever anyone in a 'Stuff scene that Rich wanted to pie more and yet who walked away clean? I highly doubt it. We all wish Rich had lost his mind and made her an offer she couldn't refuse, but he's a sensible businessman to the end. That's helped keep him producing this "Stuff" for 22 years now, albeit in diminished quantity at the present juncture.

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GORGEOUS! :loveeyes:

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Don't really know why but I love the way you can still see the tip of her adorable nose here, despite the onslaught of slime otherwise engulfing her face!

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Caroline looks amazing in all the slop, and Carmen looks amazing dishing it out all over her . . .

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The Kingdom of Heaven is Within. But Aliya seems willing to share some of hers . . .

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Buttsteak you can really sink your teeth into!

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Staggeringly sensual!

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Please, please, please bring this model back and of course slime her more but also please, please, please slap some creamy pies in that gorgeous kisser!