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A very good look for Kaydens!
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Scene: Kaydens Takes 12 Cherry Cream Pies, and Slime, Then Wanks2 hours agoreport
Sex on a stick right here!
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Frankly, I'm shocked too!
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Lovely cherry cream pie hit and the tin on the head is the humiliating coup de grace.
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What a tongue the Wife has!!!!
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An incredibly delicious image!
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I'm a day late, but this is actually a very Halloween-y shot. And some amazing WAM too!
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I still can't get over how great this sliming is!
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A very sexy slopping!
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Where the Soul of Man Never Dies. Where I'll Never Be Able to Wear These Pants Again.
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Incredibly sexy and delicious!
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What a lovely face to be plastered in pies!
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Photo: Are you ready?Thursdayreport
You are totally adorable, Sooty! Love your smile here and your slightly nervous enthusiasm for the slime deluge that will engulf you in mere moments...
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The pleasure is all mine, Jade. Stay SEXY! (Like you have any choice!) :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Jade, covered in slime and pulling her own pigtail! >chef's kiss<
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Quite the view here!
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'So this is life in SHOWBIZ,' Violet Jade chuckles to herself.
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The Magnificent Melody, her "wings" weighted down with sticky chocolate tar, lets out a face-melting pterodactyl shriek!


(okay, not really, just having some fun with this!)
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Naked or clothed or somewhere in between, slimed or pied or muddy or completely clean, every inch of you is sexy from every conceivable angle, Jade!
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How many times can I possibly fall in love with this remarkable WAM goddess, this slapstick angel we humans call Melody? Probably as many times as you guys end up shooting messy videos of her!
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I love it when the order of a trashing goes: pies, slimes, then more pies. I think there should always be at least one pie at the end of every messing of a pretty woman. Call me old fashioned, call me crazy, call me inflexible, call me pie-centric, and then call me a cab. It's just the way I feel and I can't fight this feeling any more.
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Melody's reactions to mess really give life to the expression, "Go big or go home."
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Jenny's joy at her friend's messy fate is wildly appealing, of course I may be unduly influenced by the way that LBD is barely holding her astounding figure in.
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Photo10 days agoreport
Spending quality time in the backyard
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Adjusting the vertical and horizontal hold simultaneously!
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Now THAT's what I call a GOOD TIME! (Offer not valid where prohibited by state law. Some restrictions may apply. No smokers, please!)
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Photo11 days agoreport
A shocking breakdown in civil standards!
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Yet more incredible helpless hands!
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More great helpless hands from a master of the art!
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Love that sassy, defiant arms akimbo reception stance, and then the move into helpless hands upon pie impact! A consummate slapstick actress!!!
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Good old fashioned open-hearted, cleavage-flaunting, beautiful woman taking a pie in the kisser fun!
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Love the big smile pre-pie here!
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What a super-cute clown! Too bad she had to get plastered with a pie (and probably more than one; just a hunch).... but I guess that's circus life for ya...
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I cannot tell a lie.
But I can sometimes tell a partial truth.
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Damn, this is hot! Wish we got another second or two to see those smoldering eyes right before this pie hit, but of course she takes that pie superbly like the true professional she is. What was the theme of this scene?
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The way you are pursing your lips here is making it hard for me to put this image out of my mind and get on with life. Of course it doesn't hurt that you have the most bewitching eyes... or those freaking adorable pigtails...
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JustJade said: "Omg we might just have to recreate that!! I wonder if a theatre would let me rent their stage.."

Jade, wow! Just... wow. The fact that you are even contemplating for a moment this absurdly sexy scenario melts my cholosterol-clogged and lumpy little heart.
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Photo: Me performing at Rocky Horror, if anyone's intere11 days agoreport
I still can't get over how smoking hot pic this pic is. Taylor (sometimes called Nicole) is one of my all-time fave WAM models and this is one of her finest moments. Also, the boobs on the model who is pieing her here look amazing in the partial glimpse we get here. This whole pic is fire, an all-around HIGH HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA ALERT if I've ever seen one... wake the wife and kids! alert the media! and other hyperbolic blather.
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I couldn't agree more!
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AMAZING PRE-REACTION to her first pie of the day!
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The flabbergasted expression on her gorgeous, already pied face... the helpless hands... the impending impact of another pie.. >chef's kiss!!!<
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"I'll be here for two weeks,
Ladies and Germophobes; try the veal, buy yer neighbor a drink, and be sure to tip your server."
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"After the pie, the pie still burns."
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What a DELICIOUS fuckng splat this is! Knowing it's the gorgeous face of Nicole under there only makes it so much hotter!!!
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A very temporary learning disability. . .
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Is that sass or what?
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I swear the slime ate my homework!
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It's a damn shame. It's not right. Sometimes life isn't fair. All the usual bromides apply in this case. "Another someone done somebody wrong song." Truly!
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The way those shirts fit these ladies' chests post-gunge is... causing problems for me re: the fit of my trousers.
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The joy on Megan's face is incredible here!
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Zoey's indignation is palpable ... not to mention sexy AF!
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Holy hell, how delicious can a pie impact get?!?
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Can't get enough of this "Now hold on there..." expression on Zoey's face!
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Care for a taste, Zoey?
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A beautiful face and bodacious body, bracing for the first blast of a banana cream barrrage!
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If a banana cream pie fell from on high and landed with a sloppy, sultry splat smack dab in your perfect face here, Jade, I could die a happy man!
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Photo: Me performing at Rocky Horror, if anyone's intere15 days agoreport
JustJade, you are simply gorgeous!
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Photo: Metal concert !!15 days agoreport
Somebody be askin' for a spanking -- a very slimy one at that!
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Peek-a-boo!
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Dear readers, I ask you: How many times has this happened to YOU?!?
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Tefy's naked body is a testament to all that is right in the world.
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Sometimes life is just pure beauty. . .
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The Phanton of the Wammera.
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Buttsteak: It's What's For Dinner.
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That knowing look . . .
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Rear of the Year?!?
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So much fun being had here, Larz, and it's contagiouis!
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Spectacular mess, spectacular recipient, and especially spectacular figure on the mess delivery woman!
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See that little Jersey gal in the see-through top
With the peddle pushers sucking on a soda pop.
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Shock and awe...
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Time for a slimy spanking!
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This is just a stellar shot!
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The feminine urge to explore and take chances.
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The firing squad!
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Chagrin, humiliation, submersion in slop, being laughed at by all her friends... all in a day's work for a wam goddess like Tefy!
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Tefy is transformed into a delicious rainbow of fruit flavors... or gunge flavors, rather. What flavor is gunge anyway?
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Creamy Comeuppance for Goddess Tefy!
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Tefy, as always, looking spectacular.
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The goddess arrives for her ritual trashing by a crowd of disbelieving villagers . . .
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SPLATacular!
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What a joyous moment!
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In the wacky world of WAM, beauty and chaos often go hand in hand . . .
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Such a GORGEOUS pie target! Yummmmmm!!!
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I will always have a soft spot in my heart -- and a hard spot in my trousers -- for Tefy!
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It's just gonna be one of those days . . .
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Oh, the devilishly good time Kate is about to have with that pie! The mind wobbles!
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Photo: Bunny Pose before a workout? 19 days agoreport
Kate, the Avenging WAM Angel . . .
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Herb Alpert saw this and his only words were: DAT ASS!!!!
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All hail the mighty Willa, Pie Queen of the Universe!
Photo: My friend at Pied Pinups sent me the best shirt ev20 days agoreport
One hell of a woman, that Honey B!
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Honey B's cups runneth over.
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Helpless hands at their finest!
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Here Zoey seems a little haughty (not to mention ferociously sexy), which will make the impact of that creamy dreamy pie against her gorgeous face all the sweeter!
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I love Zoey's disbelieving expression here.
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BUTTSTEAK, sweet and meaty. It's what's for dinner!
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Between the messy productions of Baron von SStuff and those of the wicked Duke of Anglefan, Carrie must have caught several hundred pies with her gorgeous face during her relatively long career as a WAM model. How she continued to do take pie after pie after pie and be unfailingly cheerful about it is a goddamned modern day miracle.
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Alicious Milano, with a full face of makeup, awaits reception of a forceful faceful of cake. Is it any wonder her name rhymes with Deeelicious?!?
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Beautiful spirit, trapped in a world she did not create.
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Honest to God, this is an esteemed opera singer about to get pied. And she had to get pied during each performance of whatever opera this is (I forget, not that the title meant anything to me). What a trooper!
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Ridiculously sexy, this!
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