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Charlotte: The Platonic Ideal of a WAM model!!!
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Those alluring eyes . . . those sultry lips . . . that enchanting clay-covered figure . . . I'm under her spell!
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Somebody's asking for a good spanking!
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The Glamorous Life!
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Such a drama queen!
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Love how much fun she's having!
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My precious . . .
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Profile in WAM hotness!
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Although you look more like disgraced/legendary WAM model/producer/Judas than yourself, Ira, I absolutely LOVE the work you've done on Elena's look here. Her open-mouthed horror and anxious eyes look great peeping through the layers of custard and cherry pie you've bestowed upon her gorgeous kisser!
Photo: Recital sabotaged!13 days agoreport
Suddenly, I'm beginning to appreciate the sport of tennis.
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Photo: Marianna's opponent takes losing badly.13 days agoreport
Who would've ever imagined Anastasia would look so fine, fine, superfine wearing five, five, superfive blueberry pies?!?
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Photo: Anastasia judges the blueberry flan meet-up!13 days agoreport
What a dilemma for this stunning beauty!
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Now that's what I'm going to call WIlDLY EROTIC!!!
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Quite possibly the classiest of all of Ken's models!
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It does a body good!
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Honey B was such an amazing WAM model!
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Her lips are so sensuous!
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Meg has said this was in the front room of her place and the front door was unlocked. So there was the added thrill that someone could've walked in at any 8-Dmoment. . . 8-D
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One of Meg's sexiest photos, which is really saying something! That's one lucky pie, soon to envelop her gorgeous, slime-slathered face!
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https://umd.net/forums/gunge-gals-lilly-violet
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Impossibly sexy Meg does it again!!!
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Meg experiences WAM Rapture (all rights reserved).
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One of the absolute loveliest ladies ever to WAM!
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What is the title of this scene?
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This is just fantastic! I've forgotten this model's name again, but she is just flat-out gorgeous, and her expression of glee here as the gunge seemingly goes right up her dress is sending me over the moon!
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Absolutely love the chaos implicit in this shot!
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I think I love the expression on Lisa's face even more thanthat of the model getting the brunt of the slime (LIz, I think?).
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She's asking for a moist towelette.
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Much like her mentor, McGruff the crime dog, she's ready to TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME!!!
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Love this ... she's sitting right on the rim of ecstasy!
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Spiritual Awakening!
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It's impossible to deny or define or describe just how sexy this photo is!
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Pausing to re-evaluate her life choices . . .
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For some reason, Autumn's slightly knock-kneed pose here makes her even sexier than ever, which is really saying something!
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Peek-a-boobs!
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Accepting her sexy, sloppy fate, and maybe even starting to have some fun with it . . .
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TOTAL OBLITERATION, IN THE TASTIEST POSSIBLE FASHION!
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A gaggle of good-God-they're-gorgeous gals, gloriously glopped in grand style!
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TRIUMPH OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT!
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Now THIS is what I love to see -- WAM as pure, joyous release!
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Maple syrup is a part of this nutritionally balanced "breastfast. "
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Photo: I kept it cold so I could warm it up ;) 16 days agoreport
Calamity after calamity befalls poor, gorgeous Autumn!
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Two WAM models simultaneously solving a quadratic equation!
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Photo: Her tits felt so amazing! 16 days agoreport
She's impossibly charming!
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Biting her beautiful lower lip in anticipation of the myriad messy fates that will soon befall her!
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Unparalleled expressiveness from the gorgeous, not-yet-glopped face of a goddess who undoubtedly knows in her divine wisdom there is SO MUCH MORE MESS TO COME!
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Impossibly sensual sliming of the bona fide WAM goddess Autumn!
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An absotively exquisite moment in the history of WAM! So goddamned delicious I can barely stand it!
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Such immortal beauty! Who would dare slop this bewitching celestial being? (Probably almost anyone on this forum!)
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That faraway look to her Happy Place betrays her thoughts of "This isn't happening ... this ISN'T HAPPENING !"
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Sitting in the corner, thinking about what she's done, where she's been, where she's going, and most of all what a bad, bad, bad -- and terribly sexy -- girl she's been . . .
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OMFG! SOMEONE NEEDS A SPANKING! And it's either Jayce getting spanked in those amazing red pants that show off her ass in such flabbergasting fashion, or it's me being spanked BY JAYCE, while she wears those amazing red pants that show off her ass in such flabbergasting fashion. Did I mention those red pants show off Jayce's delicious derriere in flabbergasting fashion? x-D
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Photo: I loooooved these! Destroyed now :( 17 days agoreport
I'm afraid sweet Autumn may have maxed out the whole "adorabiity" concept for the entire human race in the moment captured by this masterful photo!
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What a wammy sweetheart!
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Dixie is pure wammer's delight!
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Per both The Robins and Sly Stone, There's a Riot Goin' On . . . and this lovely WAM model has definitely been invited! She looks like the mothertruckin' LIFE OF THE PARTY! If anyone can tell me this model's name or which Rev Slymsford scene this comes from ... PLEASE DO!
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For my money, Leila was one of the most exquisitely lovely ladies ever to WAM! What a face! What a body! What a warm, wonderful soul, whose name somehow just happened to translate to "whale penis." :-P (This was a joke she made once -- she later told me took it from the movie Anchorman, I think...)
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PURE GORGEOSNESS 8-D 8-D 8-D
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She seems to really be feelin' it -- and I'm so here for it! 8-D
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8-D My god, this is one of the most erotic WAM pics ever!
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SO SAUCY!!!!!! :loveeyes:
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Love this pic, especially the way the tip of Trahana's adorable nose peeks sassily through the layers of chocolate pudding and cool whip otherwise plastering her face!
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Very sexy stuff!
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Pains has done it again! All hail the reigning goddess of glop!
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Scene: Body By Jackie17 days agoreport
Mpppppfffff---!!!!
I can almost taste that pie from here! :-P
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No matter what they take from me / They can't take away my dignity.
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The definition of a HOT MESS!
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You are a radiant beauty! :loveeyes:
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Love her radiant smile, the general joy on her foam-covered face, and the way that foam is streaked through her lovely hair!
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Thanks for this, an incredible addition to this thread!
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IMPOSSIBLY HOT! My heart simply can't take how sexy this pic is!
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They say, "Uneasy rests the head that wears the crown." Hopefully if the headgear is a pretty pastry affair, a crusty crown as it were, then it permits a good night's beauty rest. In any event, it looks sexy as hell!
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Photo: Glossy needs a pie hat for every occasion 21 days agoreport
Another messterpiece of a pose from Lily!
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Gorgeous First-Timer Wookie Surrenders to the Sexy Seduction of Slime, and She's Never Going Back!
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Her glee is unbending because the gooey green glop is never-ending!
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This is an all-time great pic of Lily, with perfect helpless hands and an amazing expression of outrage on her slime-drenched but always lovely face!
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I just need to do a few more touch-ups. . . I promise promise promise we'll be ready for your spanking soon!
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Wolf whistles in the not-so-distant distance and HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA to the 1,853th degree!
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There's something so sweetly sexy and sensually satisfying about this simple sliming of Luscious Lily!
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LET THE SUNSHINE IN!!! Hard to fathom this young woman wanted to be pied for most of her life and nobody would oblige her (she has said as much on her social media). Poor girl, but hopefully she's going to make up for lost time with the man, the myth, the legend: the Slophouse Master himself!
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Total defeat never looked so sexy!
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Have to join Bri in admiring DAT ASS!!! 8-D 8-D 8-D
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She's just happy to be here! 8-D
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Photo: So creamy22 days agoreport
Sexy perfection!
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Every little thing she does is magic :loveeyes:, from her helpless hands to her adorable nose so perfectly highlighted in slime, from her wide-open-mouthed shock to slime-plastered blond locks to her luscious legs dripping in slime.
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My god, how sexy can slimed hair possibly get?!? 8-D
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Photo: Green gunge on curls 22 days agoreport
As the Bible and the holy texts of most other major world religions assure us: "Into every face, some pie must fly . . . "
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See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil.
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8-D The most delicious recipe involving human hair!
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Photo: Heavy sloppy release 22 days agoreport
Zoey's profile looks spectacular, even completely clean.
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INTO THE MUD SCUM QUEEN!!!!!!
(with apologies to Steve Martin, Kathleen Turner & Hooch)
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Now the tables have turned in a very sexy fashion and it's Zoey and Penelope kissing passionately while Valentina is left to be a solitary zombie. Another very sexy scenario!
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Explosive pie action! Was that actually a pie or a banana cream bomb?!? :P
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Beautiful aftermath shot of this hypothetical goddess. And of course that great cleavage only adds to the appeal!
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This is just drop-dead AMAZING! Love how Zoey (on the left) has to just stand there like a statue as Penelope french kisses Valentina.
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These are the legs of a goddess, pure and simple! (And the everything else of a goddess too, for that matter ;-) )
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Yes, I'll confess -- I very much want to give Megan a spanking! Preferably with an oversized banana cream pie!
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'What's a poor girl to do?'
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Photo: I had so much fun filming this!! @violet_jade page24 days agoreport
WAM goddess in profile . . .
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Photo: Cyan slime bath :324 days agoreport
Jade's turtleneck can't save her now . . .
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Photo: pieXturtleneck24 days agoreport
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