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"I'll be here for two weeks,
Ladies and Germophobes; try the veal, buy yer neighbor a drink, and be sure to tip your server."
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Photo10/20/24report
"After the pie, the pie still burns."
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Photo10/20/24report
What a DELICIOUS fuckng splat this is! Knowing it's the gorgeous face of Nicole under there only makes it so much hotter!!!
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Photo10/20/24report
A very temporary learning disability. . .
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Photo10/19/24report
Is that sass or what?
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Photo10/19/24report
I swear the slime ate my homework!
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Photo10/19/24report
It's a damn shame. It's not right. Sometimes life isn't fair. All the usual bromides apply in this case. "Another someone done somebody wrong song." Truly!
Photo10/19/24report
The way those shirts fit these ladies' chests post-gunge is... causing problems for me re: the fit of my trousers.
Photo10/19/24report
The joy on Megan's face is incredible here!
Photo10/19/24report
Zoey's indignation is palpable ... not to mention sexy AF!
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Photo10/18/24report
Holy hell, how delicious can a pie impact get?!?
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Photo10/18/24report
Can't get enough of this "Now hold on there..." expression on Zoey's face!
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Photo10/18/24report
Care for a taste, Zoey?
Photo10/18/24report
A beautiful face and bodacious body, bracing for the first blast of a banana cream barrrage!
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Photo10/18/24report
If a banana cream pie fell from on high and landed with a sloppy, sultry splat smack dab in your perfect face here, Jade, I could die a happy man!
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Photo: Me performing at Rocky Horror, if anyone's intere10/18/24report
JustJade, you are simply gorgeous!
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Photo: Metal concert !!10/18/24report
Somebody be askin' for a spanking -- a very slimy one at that!
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Photo10/18/24report
Peek-a-boo!
Photo10/17/24report
Dear readers, I ask you: How many times has this happened to YOU?!?
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Photo10/17/24report
Tefy's naked body is a testament to all that is right in the world.
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Photo10/17/24report
Sometimes life is just pure beauty. . .
Photo10/17/24report
The Phanton of the Wammera.
Photo10/17/24report
Buttsteak: It's What's For Dinner.
Photo10/17/24report
That knowing look . . .
Photo10/17/24report
Rear of the Year?!?
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Photo10/17/24report
So much fun being had here, Larz, and it's contagiouis!
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Photo10/17/24report
Spectacular mess, spectacular recipient, and especially spectacular figure on the mess delivery woman!
Photo10/17/24report
See that little Jersey gal in the see-through top
With the peddle pushers sucking on a soda pop.
Photo10/17/24report
Shock and awe...
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Photo10/17/24report
Time for a slimy spanking!
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Photo10/17/24report
This is just a stellar shot!
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Photo10/17/24report
The feminine urge to explore and take chances.
Photo10/17/24report
The firing squad!
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Photo10/17/24report
Chagrin, humiliation, submersion in slop, being laughed at by all her friends... all in a day's work for a wam goddess like Tefy!
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Photo10/17/24report
Tefy is transformed into a delicious rainbow of fruit flavors... or gunge flavors, rather. What flavor is gunge anyway?
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Photo10/17/24report
Creamy Comeuppance for Goddess Tefy!
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Photo10/17/24report
Tefy, as always, looking spectacular.
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Photo10/17/24report
The goddess arrives for her ritual trashing by a crowd of disbelieving villagers . . .
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Photo10/17/24report
SPLATacular!
Photo10/17/24report
What a joyous moment!
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Photo10/17/24report
In the wacky world of WAM, beauty and chaos often go hand in hand . . .
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Photo10/17/24report
Such a GORGEOUS pie target! Yummmmmm!!!
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Photo10/17/24report
I will always have a soft spot in my heart -- and a hard spot in my trousers -- for Tefy!
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Photo10/17/24report
It's just gonna be one of those days . . .
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Photo10/15/24report
Oh, the devilishly good time Kate is about to have with that pie! The mind wobbles!
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Photo: Bunny Pose before a workout? 10/15/24report
Kate, the Avenging WAM Angel . . .
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Photo10/15/24report
Herb Alpert saw this and his only words were: DAT ASS!!!!
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Photo10/13/24report
All hail the mighty Willa, Pie Queen of the Universe!
Photo: My friend at Pied Pinups sent me the best shirt ev10/13/24report
One hell of a woman, that Honey B!
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Photo10/11/24report
Honey B's cups runneth over.
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Photo10/11/24report
Helpless hands at their finest!
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Here Zoey seems a little haughty (not to mention ferociously sexy), which will make the impact of that creamy dreamy pie against her gorgeous face all the sweeter!
Photo10/10/24report
I love Zoey's disbelieving expression here.
Photo10/10/24report
BUTTSTEAK, sweet and meaty. It's what's for dinner!
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Photo10/10/24report
Between the messy productions of Baron von SStuff and those of the wicked Duke of Anglefan, Carrie must have caught several hundred pies with her gorgeous face during her relatively long career as a WAM model. How she continued to do take pie after pie after pie and be unfailingly cheerful about it is a goddamned modern day miracle.
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Photo10/10/24report
Alicious Milano, with a full face of makeup, awaits reception of a forceful faceful of cake. Is it any wonder her name rhymes with Deeelicious?!?
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Beautiful spirit, trapped in a world she did not create.
Photo10/10/24report
Honest to God, this is an esteemed opera singer about to get pied. And she had to get pied during each performance of whatever opera this is (I forget, not that the title meant anything to me). What a trooper!
Photo10/9/24report
Ridiculously sexy, this!
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Photo10/9/24report
Kymberly really likes she's going to enjoy this pie.
Photo10/9/24report
Love the joyful expression of this girl in the face of impending indignity, incoming pie impact against her pretty face in T minus 2 seconds and counting...
Photo10/8/24report
An utterly adorable expression on the gal who's about to get it good!
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Photo10/8/24report
This moment is SO ripe with pie-ssibilities! These beautiful babes look completely shocked to be on the brink of a vicious pastry war, and yet here they are loaded up with sweet, sticky ammo and ready to GOOOOO...
Photo10/8/24report
The lovely Lisa, about to catch her creamy comeuppance -- right in her gorgeous kisser!
Photo10/8/24report
It is al always an IMMENSE pleasure to see Zoey plastered with a pie!
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Photo10/8/24report
So much fun happening here! And I gotta say I would love to pied by Sky and Cassie. But I would love to be pied by Charlotte even more, she cut such a gorgeous and commanding figure as she strode toward any other model with a pie in her hand.
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Photo10/8/24report
Superb! What a stunning target! It's too much to hope there are photos of what happens in the next few seconds, I assume...?
Photo10/8/24report
DAISY IS ULTRA-HOT! Love her sass, love her class, love her tremendous WAM chutzpah. And also, of course, she's gorgeous as all get out.
Photo10/8/24report
SO. FUCKING. DELICIOUS. Sexuality is always just radiating out of every pore of Amy's body.
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Photo10/8/24report
Really great work here!
Photo10/6/24report
A gorgeous, elegantly dressed target, deliciously decorated with dessert and then gloriously glopped with green slime!
Photo10/4/24report
The future is here!
Photo9/26/24report
Abi silently re-evaluating her life choices.
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Photo9/26/24report
Goddess material!
Photo9/26/24report
An open invitation to paradise!
Photo9/26/24report
Suddenly, somehow. . . I actually WANT to be arrested. But only by Officer Melody!
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Photo: From: 'You Can't Do That On Set #7'9/26/24report
Glorious! There must be impeccable wam reaction genes in Melody's family!
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Photo9/23/24report
Melody's endless charisma never fails to bring me to my knees. . .
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Photo9/23/24report
One of the least convincing fake mustaches I've ever seen!

(And just so you know, I'm kidding. I do realize those are her unmoored false eyelashes...)
Photo9/23/24report
What a gorgeous about-to-be-a-pie-recipient!
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Photo9/17/24report
LaRae definitely deserves an award for her performance in her truly amazing homage to the Elizabeth Banks pie video!
Photo9/17/24report
A perfect helpless hands pose from the very talented and utterly gorgeous LaRae.
Photo9/17/24report
All the chocolate slime in the world can never completely cover up your glorious smile, Kate!
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Photo9/11/24report
Kate, you are so slimy, so sexy, so statuesque!
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Photo9/11/24report
Reason 2,954 why Kate is one of the all-time WAM greats!
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Photo9/11/24report
"-----"How are things in your town?"------"
Photo9/9/24report
Making them an offer they can't refuse. . .
Photo9/9/24report
Consider me bewitched. . .
Photo9/9/24report
Holy hell what a gloriously sexy mess you have made of yourself, Jayce!!!!
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Photo9/7/24report
Just a stunningly erotic image!
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Photo9/6/24report
Now this is just LUDICROUSLY sexy!!!
Photo9/6/24report
Another great pic from this marvelous pie fight series, practically bursting with big-hearted joy. The updo on the woman on the left (in the forefront) is fabulous too!
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Photo8/28/24report
This pie fight series feels kind of unique among AI pie fight portraits, and I'm not completely sure why, but I completely adore it! There is a lot of joy here in this picture, clearly, even on the part of the pie recipient. And I must admit, I find the pie thrower here VERY attractive and find myself really wanting to see her get pied . . .
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Photo8/28/24report
What a luminously lovely bride, and she looks so happy to be having chocolate drizzled on her luscious legs!
Photo8/28/24report
Have to agree with everyone else here, you look AMAZING here . . . That dress is totally perfect on you! I'd love to see a "before" pic of you from this shoot, when you are still dry. Got any of those you could post, by any chance? :loveeyes:
Photo8/27/24report
One of the most beautiful faces ever to get glopped!
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Photo8/27/24report
Those gorgeous eyes, complete with whipped cream-coated lashes... you really know how to connect with the camera!
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Photo8/27/24report
Who could resist you? You are impossibly seductive here, Jinxy!
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Photo8/27/24report
Another magical helpless hands moment!
Photo8/26/24report
Maintaining good spirits through all the slapstick indignities of this day . . .
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