Beware of the flying sauce-ers!
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Gotta hand it to her ... this lady really knows how to hold a cream pie!
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She's nothing if not enthusiastic!
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Look ma, no bra!
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Muddy magnificence!
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Glistening glory!
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. . . but I never agreed to THIS MUCH slime!
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Photo2/6/25report
Oh! That could be arranged. . .
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Photo2/6/25report
You want to do WHAT to me?!?!?
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Photo2/6/25report
great look for you, creamy! Did you film any messy scenes with this haircut, he asked, hopefully.
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So sexy and so sleek, sensuously so. Also love the luscious legs and other outrageously eye-pleasing curves.
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Now THAT is some grade A Bodacious Backside (all rights reserved).
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Photo: Wet Jeans Custom2/2/25report
I'm not generally much a fan of wetlook, but the wam goddess Kate makes it work like gangbusters for me!
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Photo2/1/25report
No amount of mess can ever dampen your 50 million megawatt smile, Kate!
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Great dress, bodacious cleavage, bewitching smile, sparkling eyes, and the thighs of an absolute goddess. . . Kate, you've got it all!
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A veritable explosion of technicolor slime and raw, unbridled sexiness!
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Sultry AF!
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I have no idea how she does it, but I swear Kate just keeps getting sexier and sexier!
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Melody always knows how to extract high drama from her messings!
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Melody is not only a beauty, but she's marvelously expressive with her face and her body. Chef's kiss!
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Totally classic photo here --love how Paige lurks in the background quietly laughing at how her scheme has made a total mess of her sister!
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Melody is a champ at taking pies and The Wife is a champion at delivering them. I also love the expression of glee on The Wife's face here, she loves letting other girls really have it!
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Big boobs deserve big words! (But tried to keep 'em short this time so as to keep the peace.)
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Such a classic pie in the face moment, and such a pretty face to catch that pie -- the magnificent Melody!
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Your latest avatar pic is sensational! Kate can sure wear the hell out of a nice dress, a chocolate cream pie, or preferably a combination of the two!
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User: WildThang1/31/25report
Her concerns were valid, as it turns out. . .
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Such a fresh-faced beauty!
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Nothing quite as refreshing as a lil' squirt down the shirt.

(Yes, I realize this is a swimsuit and not a shirt. I hope you can see that I simply HAD to go for the rhyme here, people.)
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In the words of faux-Ringo: I'm just happy to be here.
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What a delicious, impactful first pie of the day!
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The look of simultaneous joy and disgust on her face as the slime first hits her head is just exquisite. Also, she simply could not have a better "tormenter" than the ravishing HoneyB!
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For my money, Melody is one of the greatest pie-takers in the WAMiverse. Here she takes a rare purple pie to the face -- I'd love to see more purple pies in general! -- and as always has great helpless hands!
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Zoey pondering the ineffable vicissitudes of life . . .
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Yum.
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Beautiful!
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The only word that comes to mind is: Boobalicious!
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Gotta love this level of pie mess!
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Goddess material!
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Kymberly Jane is a legend for a very good reason . . . MANY very good reasons even!
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Paris sets her controls for the heart of the Sun. . .
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Sativa may keep her lower body in the mud, but she keeps reachin' for the stars . . . Casey Kasem would be proud!
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One more thing . . .
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The sexiest, sloppiest chiropracty session ever?!? I'm so here for it!
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God works in mysterious ways, when he's employed at all.
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Jade is just SO hot here... here and there and anywhere she appears, really.
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Holy shit! But then again I'm perpetually taken by surprise afresh and astounded anew by the delicious voluptuousness of Jade!
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A forceful faceful in the most delicious way. . .
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Photo1/20/25report
(singing/chanting)
Wouldn't you like to dance with her, she's doin' the Cosmic Slop!
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Active love is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams. Love in dreams thirsts for immediate action, quickly performed, with everyone watching, as if on a stage with eveyone looking on and praising. Whereas active love is labor and persistence, and for some people, perhaps, a whole science.
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A super-sexy splat, complete with bodacious bare boobs and wonderful helpless hands!
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Ever seen a goddess shower in the woods before?
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What a mischievous, sexy smile...
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The irrepressible Kymberly Jane!
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An amusement park of a body, and I want to go on all the rides!
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That swimsuit was not engineered to contain Paris' energy. And I for one would be glad to see it fail.
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After a Main Course of Slime, It's Time for the Dessert Course: Twin Pie Delight!
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Sassiness personified!
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Beautiful Girl Trapped in Cold Cruel World that Throws Pie After Pie in Her Face and Dumps Slime All Over Her
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Paris is NOT used to this kind of treatment!
(...or is she?...)
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There's no escaping the WAM Goddess Gravity exerted by the phenomenal heavenly body that is Paris.
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Love the pied girl's expression and especially her sideways glance as her co-star gets gunged in bright blue hues.
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Ta-da! Paris in Pigtails!
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One of my favorite hosing-off pics ever!
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Not sure who the girl in the rear is, but God bless her for clearly loving Paris' boobs as much as I do!
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Photo1/19/25report
Just add pie... :loveeyes:
Photo: Good old green slime...1/19/25report
The incredible Kymberly Jane!!!
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Premium Paris!
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Melody's reactions to slime and pie are unfailingly amazing!
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Melody, god bless here, giving an enthusiastic thumbs up to a massive number of creamy cream pies, many of which she'll soon be wearing!
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Which video is this incredible photo from?
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Incredible action shot!
Photo: From: 'Clean to Green 4'1/18/25report
Like the old saying goes: Helpless hands, helpless feet!
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Against all odds -- especially knowing the mess that's coming to her face and hair and body very shortly -- she looks so happy to be here!
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The glory that is Melody!
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An incredible pair of ladies!
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Oh WAM Gods, We Beseech Thee!
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Just incredible!
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Paris was SUCH a wam goddess!
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The knock-kneed sitting down pose here is amazing... and so many other things about this are super sexy too... yowza!
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Sensationally sexy!!!
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SHOWBIZ!!!
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(Yoda I am.)
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Just dazzling you are, Kate!
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~~~ hubba hubba hubba to the umpteenth degree ~~~ I may never recover ~~~ best. shower. ever.
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Quite the bodacious backside you've got there, Kate!
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What a thing to see coming up out of the pool, dripping wet and those outrageous curves... stunning!
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Incredible work all around, and as always, I absolutely love Melody and her amazing helpless hands! (The slime-covered boobs are always a delicious plus too!)
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Ah, the simple pleasures...!!!
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SHOCKING, SHOCKING, shockingly sexy stuff!!!!
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Nobody takes a pie better than Melody! Exquisite helpless hands too!
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(In gruff voiceover narratorspeak): Although no one realized at the time, it was a cry for help from Daisy.
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The girl of Anglefan's dreams?!? :-P
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Buttsteak: It's what's for dinner!
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Ellie looking dynamite with purple locks, that radiant smile, and those bewitching eyes!
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Ellie doing one of the things she does best!
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Photo: From: 'Choose your own Adventure'1/9/25report
One Elle to Rule Them All, and in the Pie-ness Blind Them.
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So lovely! It would be such a shame if any messes were to besmirch this beuaty... or would that just make her even more alluring? Enquiring minds want to know! ;P
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Delicious hit!
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Photo: From: 'Paige's 30 Pie Barrage'1/9/25report
What a dynamic duo of WAM these two make!
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She must've somehow intuitively sensed that purple is my favorite color, that a deeply sexy woman swathed in purple can really activate the uranium rods in my nuclear reactor... or am I just HAPPY to see her?
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Shelley Duvall Jr.!!!!!!
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