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15 seconds earlier, this sexy bunny had a pie in each hand and felt on top of the world. Add a third pie into the mix -- shoved right in her gorgeous face -- and her situation has been turned upside-down.
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Alana, please bestill my throbbing... heart.
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An impossible beauty, with such a fetching look of helplessness in her eyes. How am I supposed to go on about my day, knowing she's out there, so terribly sexy and in such mortal danger? ;-)
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Jayce is hot as hell and does a great job pretending she doesn't know she's about to be viciously pie sandwiched,
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As another James Brown song goes: "For goodness sakes, take a look at those cakes!"
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As the James Brown hit goes: "You got a shapely figure, mama."
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Jessie takes her messy comeuppance right on the butt!
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A sweet creamy seat awaits this dreamy derrie!
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Alana's Ass Never Disappoints!
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How am I supposed to go about my day as a productive member of society, knowing there are astounding asses like this out there, headed toward more wet and messy adventures?!?
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In her spare time, Macy Nikole fights crime, tooth decay and erectile dysfunction.
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Christmas cums early this year, and so Will you!
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Alana boasts one the finest asses in all of WAM!
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The (Rear) End of the Innocence.
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A very messy, super-sexy ass is about to get messier still!
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An Ass for the Ages!
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Legendary Holly Willoughby waves goodbye to WAM. ;-(
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Fine, fine superfine backsides!
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An ass you could serve a whole dinner on
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Sexy Sky, in danger of losing her trousers
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I wish I could have buttsteak for dinner EVERY night!
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The breathtaking figure of Frankie!
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Amy's amazing ass never quits! It turns heads 24/7 as do all her other parts.
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Jayce searches for a place to set her drink
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"Celebrate the moments of your life." (General Foods International Coffee ads were 100% accurate!)
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I'd love to see this young lady get a messygirl pie sandwich in this moment!
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Jayce's booty is a beast, in the best sense of the word!
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The WAM Rapture is upon us, starring the Wife as the Angel of Creation and Destruction! (It's a complex role but I'm POSITIVE she's up to the challenge.) What an unholy mess you have made of this Being of Pure White Light and the Flames of Everlasting Mercy. Surely there will be a Judgment upon you, and it could carry a stiff fine!
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Photo2/17/23report
WOW! Totally see why you made this avatar pic for this scene, this screenshot is stellar! LOVE the way you can see the beginnings of a smile start to creep into the corners of the Wife's mouth here. Very, very hot!
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Photo2/17/23report
Beautiful capture -- the Wife looks genuinely shocked here, even though of course she knew this was coming. Her helpless hand positioning is perfect too!
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Now THIS is just the kind of sexy, messy, hilarious, let-it-all-hang-out kind of moment we need more of in this world!
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Photo: 112/16/23report
It's simply not fair that one woman could have the impossibly gorgeous face
of Taylor AND also be the owner of this bodacious backside!
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Mad props to The Wife for striking a perfect victim's pose here, head fully tilted back, the better to receive a true face full of slime. And those outstretched, helpless hands are amazing too!
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What a pair of super-cuties! It would be a real shame if they were to meet some super-sloppy slapstick fate, looking so cute and everything... ;P
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Your new avatar photo of Kate in a swimming pool is truly a stunning piece of work. A very different, more serious kind of picture than we usually see from you guys, but Kate is still so gorgeous that she takes my breath away!
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User: WildThang2/16/23report
Birth of a Wam Goddess! (One day this will be recreated as a statue in a WAM amusement park.)
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Such a great moment-of-impact pic, I feel like I can almost taste that pie myself!
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There was nothing for red-hot WAM model Lyndsay to do but laugh at her impending slapstick doom. She was even carrying the weapons of her own destruction to the shooting room!
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Superheroes and Supervillains and pies just seem to go together so naturally!
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A very sassy slapstick stance she's striking here!
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Now hold on there, surely we can deal with this situation with rationality and dignity...
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Now that is a million-kilowatt smile, clearly visible through thick layers of cream and crust!
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Ariel even brings pie with her when she's getting X-rays done!
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Gazing longingly into the pies that will soon come into VERY close contact with her face!
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Pie Splatutes is quite a game! Here, gorgeous model Nadia had to freeze in mid dance-step and stand there completely still while Lisa smashed yet another pie in her perfect face.
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Jayce, the WAM hostess with the most-est!
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Lyndsay is one of the hottest, funniest SStuff models ever!
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In a show of great dexterity, Charlotte pies two girls simultaneously using backhanded delivery for both!
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I wonder why she looks so nervous?!?
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Astonishingly sexy, Kate!
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Photo2/11/23report
Kate, your cleavage could easily shatter my fragile eggshell mind at any moment. And you know what that means -- mind omelettes for brunch! :bahaha:
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What happens when a super-sexy lady squeezes her remarkably shapely legs into some impossibly tight pants .... the universe melts a bit around the edges, some important neurons flame out in a blaze of glory, many a pair of trousers are ruined, and then people go about their business, trying to pretend nothing has happened...
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I know this is from several months back, but I just came across it again and it's so scorchingly hot that just a glance at it rearranged my DNA, reformatted my brain's hard drive, and ruined several pairs of my pants. Whatever you name it, however you 'splain it, this is some WILDLY EROTIC WAM and I will never be the same again after seeing it. Thank you from the bottom of my cholesterol clogged and lumpy little heart! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo2/10/23report
Is this ye olde Miami Dolphins pie sandwich? The colors are perfect for it, anyway. :-7 In any event, you appear to be pie sandwich-ing yourself very enthusiastically and I for one find it sexy as hell!
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Expertly delivered by Alana, I might add!
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You gotta love Pricilla's helpless hands as she takes her first pie of the day right in her gorgeous kisser!
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Sofia with her hands dutifully behind her back... Alana with a massive pie at her side, ready to LET SOFIA HAVE IT GOOD.... the anticipation of this moment is simply breathtaking!
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Sofia looks simply flantastic here, and she's striking a pose fit for a WAM goddess!
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Incredibly sexy Sirena!
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A super-sexy surrender to the slime!
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IMPOSSIBLE for argue with this!
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Gorgeous Sirena; whistling while she works
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Those eyes, though... remarkable!
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Good ol' fashioned wide-eyed wonder at the whole of creation. Cream-covered edition.
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A sweet lil' taste of the magic of dreams.
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Scarlet is known for her hand modeling work... among other things. She sure looks good wearing pies, though. DAMN GOOD.
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"YES this is humiliating and NO, I do NOT want to talk about it in depth with you. What I want is a goddamned shower!"
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Laughing so heartily in the face of absurdity got this model where she is today.
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A haunted MJ ponders the life choices she's made that have led her to this point.
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Riley be ready to take on de world.
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Wide-eyed and bushy-tailed. (The latter is only a theory, mind you, as the camera angle does not allow us to examine for the presence or lack of a tail, or if said tail exists, how bushy it might be.)
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The heavy-lidded look can be SO sexy. Just look at Robert Mitchum, or MUCH more pertinently, the super-sexy SStuff model Lyndsay!
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You look happy here with your twin-tone pied face. I hope you really were happy! :)
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Photo: 022/8/23report
Such a lovely, dignified face... what on earth did it ever do to merit getting so much mess thrown at it?!? ;P
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Pure beauty!
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Photo: 012/8/23report
For a woman already slathered in mess, and knowing that you're about to get that huge cake smeared all over you too... you sure seem peaceful and at ease. Not to mention gorgeous!!!
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Incredibly sexy!
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I belive it was originally Jayce (she's the one holding the pies here.) Now it's in Reverend Slymford's store, because he bought a big chunk of her old catalog at some point.
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What a gorgeous woman, inside and out. I used to tell Maria she could knock me out with those breasts, and that I wished she would!
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Photo2/6/23report
Stellar sliming of a WAM legend!
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Love those shapely legs and your pretty, pie-plastered puss!
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The deliciousness of higher education.
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Beautiful mutual pieing!
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Hubba!
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What an outfit!
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This says it all!
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Such sexy WAMMY enthusiasm!
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That outfit is astoundingly sexy on Sofia!
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...and pies are fun to hold on your fingertips!
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Pies are precarious!
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Pies are hilarious!
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Because of all the reflections off her glasses in this shot, The Wife somehow reminds me of Marcy in the Peanuts comic strip/TV specials. Marcy always had these glasses on that were totally whited-out, so you could never see her eyes.
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Fantastic Action Shot of the Wife Getting Royally Pied! Love the helpless hands splayed out in shock. Love the pie tin that's still hanging out on her left shoulder. Love the thick creamy "halo" of cool whip exploding out of the pie tin in every direction as the pie impacts with The Wife's lovely face!
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And the Oscar for Best Wincing in a Short-Form Comedy or Musical WAM Video goes to... Melody! (Is that an adorable wince or what?!?)
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This is a great shot, I see why you chose it to represent this video. Melody's joy at her (real life) friend's engulfment in chunky slime is so vivid and delightful!
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Hannah Perez (10.26) pt 1
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There's just no getting over how hot this is!
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Simply stunning pic of a simply stunning woman. Also, the only time Kate has ever reminded me of another WAM godesss, Jayce.
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Flabbergastingly sexy stuff! Also, perhaps it's just an optical illusion, but Kate's nipples seem to follow me around the room
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