Such a pretty girl... and they say a pretty girl is like a Melody! At any rate, it would be SUCH a shame if anything messy and gooey were to befall her...
Good god, even with one eye totally plastered over with cream and crust, it still feels like Mrs. Bee can peer into my soul with her preternaturally penetrating gaze.
Gorgeous Kate surely deserves a more dignified fate on this, her favorite day of the year (Banana Cream Pie Day!). However, I'm so glad to report that she didn't get what she deserved, she got what she *needed.*
Fawn contemplates the nature of existence, her lovely face and cascading blonde locks precariously poised between two delicious and very messy cream pies.
Lane's forlorn expression here, in the wake of the creamy comeuppance that's surely coming to a face VERY near hers in a matter of seconds, is amazing.
Fawn shows then-newcomers Ally and Paris the ins and outs of taking pies in the face (and to other areas of the body). It's not as easy as it look, ya know!
"Anybody wanna buy a massive cream pie? Wouldn't you like to take one of these delicious desserts home? No? You;d rather use it right here? And you don't want to eat it, you want to throw it at me, you say? OH MY!"
This busty young brunette was tasked with the safekeeping of two pies on the voyage of Noah's Ark, so that the pies could procreate and re-populate the world with pies after The Great Flood.
WAM goddess Amber looks strangely pleased as she sits here covered in pie. Perhaps if she knew two more goopy pies were right behind her, about to be applied to either side of her lovely head, sandwich-style, by that beautiful but ruthless deliverer of pies, Princess Charlotte, she wouldn't be smiling as much ...
Gorgeous Kacie James doesn't look entirely displeased at the creamy treat her co-star is holding, despite knowing that it will surely end up smashed in her face within minutes. (Of course, she's got the pastry ammunition in hand to get her own back.)
An already very pied Wonder Woman (as portrayed mastefully by the absolutely ravishing Charlotte) is about to get creamier still, with Lisa's Jester creeping on a come-up from behind...
The way Jess West is looking at that pie to her left is downright erotic. You can tell she actually looks forward to having it shoved in her beautiful kisser! Maybe she dreads it at the same time, but you can't deny the pleasure in that sexy smile of hers.
You have to love the pie holder's laughter here. Even the victim seems rather amused by her creamy conundrum. And as always, I love the helpless hands!
15 seconds earlier, this sexy bunny had a pie in each hand and felt on top of the world. Add a third pie into the mix -- shoved right in her gorgeous face -- and her situation has been turned upside-down.
An impossible beauty, with such a fetching look of helplessness in her eyes. How am I supposed to go on about my day, knowing she's out there, so terribly sexy and in such mortal danger? ;-)