"Anybody wanna buy a massive cream pie? Wouldn't you like to take one of these delicious desserts home? No? You;d rather use it right here? And you don't want to eat it, you want to throw it at me, you say? OH MY!"
This busty young brunette was tasked with the safekeeping of two pies on the voyage of Noah's Ark, so that the pies could procreate and re-populate the world with pies after The Great Flood.
WAM goddess Amber looks strangely pleased as she sits here covered in pie. Perhaps if she knew two more goopy pies were right behind her, about to be applied to either side of her lovely head, sandwich-style, by that beautiful but ruthless deliverer of pies, Princess Charlotte, she wouldn't be smiling as much ...
Gorgeous Kacie James doesn't look entirely displeased at the creamy treat her co-star is holding, despite knowing that it will surely end up smashed in her face within minutes. (Of course, she's got the pastry ammunition in hand to get her own back.)
An already very pied Wonder Woman (as portrayed mastefully by the absolutely ravishing Charlotte) is about to get creamier still, with Lisa's Jester creeping on a come-up from behind...
The way Jess West is looking at that pie to her left is downright erotic. You can tell she actually looks forward to having it shoved in her beautiful kisser! Maybe she dreads it at the same time, but you can't deny the pleasure in that sexy smile of hers.
You have to love the pie holder's laughter here. Even the victim seems rather amused by her creamy conundrum. And as always, I love the helpless hands!
15 seconds earlier, this sexy bunny had a pie in each hand and felt on top of the world. Add a third pie into the mix -- shoved right in her gorgeous face -- and her situation has been turned upside-down.
An impossible beauty, with such a fetching look of helplessness in her eyes. How am I supposed to go on about my day, knowing she's out there, so terribly sexy and in such mortal danger? ;-)
How am I supposed to go about my day as a productive member of society, knowing there are astounding asses like this out there, headed toward more wet and messy adventures?!?
The WAM Rapture is upon us, starring the Wife as the Angel of Creation and Destruction! (It's a complex role but I'm POSITIVE she's up to the challenge.) What an unholy mess you have made of this Being of Pure White Light and the Flames of Everlasting Mercy. Surely there will be a Judgment upon you, and it could carry a stiff fine!
WOW! Totally see why you made this avatar pic for this scene, this screenshot is stellar! LOVE the way you can see the beginnings of a smile start to creep into the corners of the Wife's mouth here. Very, very hot!
Beautiful capture -- the Wife looks genuinely shocked here, even though of course she knew this was coming. Her helpless hand positioning is perfect too!
Mad props to The Wife for striking a perfect victim's pose here, head fully tilted back, the better to receive a true face full of slime. And those outstretched, helpless hands are amazing too!
Your new avatar photo of Kate in a swimming pool is truly a stunning piece of work. A very different, more serious kind of picture than we usually see from you guys, but Kate is still so gorgeous that she takes my breath away!
There was nothing for red-hot WAM model Lyndsay to do but laugh at her impending slapstick doom. She was even carrying the weapons of her own destruction to the shooting room!
Pie Splatutes is quite a game! Here, gorgeous model Nadia had to freeze in mid dance-step and stand there completely still while Lisa smashed yet another pie in her perfect face.
What happens when a super-sexy lady squeezes her remarkably shapely legs into some impossibly tight pants .... the universe melts a bit around the edges, some important neurons flame out in a blaze of glory, many a pair of trousers are ruined, and then people go about their business, trying to pretend nothing has happened...
I know this is from several months back, but I just came across it again and it's so scorchingly hot that just a glance at it rearranged my DNA, reformatted my brain's hard drive, and ruined several pairs of my pants. Whatever you name it, however you 'splain it, this is some WILDLY EROTIC WAM and I will never be the same again after seeing it. Thank you from the bottom of my cholesterol clogged and lumpy little heart! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
Is this ye olde Miami Dolphins pie sandwich? The colors are perfect for it, anyway. :-7 In any event, you appear to be pie sandwich-ing yourself very enthusiastically and I for one find it sexy as hell!
Sofia with her hands dutifully behind her back... Alana with a massive pie at her side, ready to LET SOFIA HAVE IT GOOD.... the anticipation of this moment is simply breathtaking!