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TikTok star Emily Gross goes from apologetic to apoplectic in the span of one quick, righteous pie to the puss, courtesy of Blue.
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To paraphrase those Beatles:
And in the (rear) end
The pies you bake
Are equal to
The pies you take.
And in the (rear) end
The pies you bake
Are equal to
The pies you take.
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If you ask me, this gorgeous kisser is just begging for a big blast of banana cream pie.
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Let's face it: Alana could move mountains and conquer distant worlds, but she's chosen to channel (some of) her Indelible Goddess Energy into helping the WAM community become and all-around SEXIER and BETTER place. We should be forever grateful for the gifts she bestows upon us. Although we are not worthy, only say the word and we shall be healed. Now and forever, WAM without end, amen.
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Charlotte gives her pastry assailant a silent plea for mercy.
SPOILER: It doesn't work!!!
SPOILER: It doesn't work!!!
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She loves it. She hates it. She can't live without it. (Or, more likely, she can definitely live without it!)
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Is that custard pie all over your face and chest, Char, or are you just happy to see me?
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Charlotte looks utterly appalled, although I'm sure it's (mostly) good acting.
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Yet another incredible facial expression from Charlotte. "Well, that's the way it goes, folks!"
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Resigned to her messy fate, Charlotte graciously accepts Leon's pie.
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Charlotte is ruthlessly efficient in her dispatch of pies to other girls' faces. After she makes a slip-up in asking the contestents a question, Leon decides it's high time to give her a taste of her own creamy medicine!
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A very pied Charlotte on the brink of taking sweet, sticky revenge on Lisa, her tormenter.
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Blue, about to strike pastry vengeance on another lovely TiKTok-er. She DID talk some mean-spirited trash about Blue and his mascot buddies shortly before this, so she was asking for it. (A great comedic set-up, and very well-played by this young woman, who's actually got strong comic chops. She plays a bunch of different characters on TT and YT and they're almost all annoying, despicable, or clueless. In other words, they're all ripe for a well-aimed and much deserved pie to the kisser.)
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I love the look on Zooey's face! And of course, the hot pied babes too. Mustn't forget the hot pied babes.
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Just an old-fashioned love song, comin' down in pie-faced harmony . . .
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Charlee contemplates the life choices that brought her to this strange, super-silly and supremely sloppy job.
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Kayden's face was in bad need of several different types of pie. Luckily, the impossibly sexy Jade was eager to oblige!
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Surprise, surprise... Renna Ryan takes another stunningly sexy photo!
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LOVE a cake with puddin' in the mix. ESPECIALLY when it's worn on the gorgeous face of Mrs. Bee!!!!
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Beautiful Katy, looking slightly nervous. This is just seconds before she receives her first-ever pie in the face.
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Katy after receiving her first-ever pie in the face. Big day!
(Actually, she'd just received her first TWO pies in the face when this pic was taken, the first one was yellow and white, the second one pink and white.)
(Actually, she'd just received her first TWO pies in the face when this pic was taken, the first one was yellow and white, the second one pink and white.)
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Beautiful, bodacious and always cheerful ... even when plastered in pastry ... the ravishing one herself, radiant Renna Ryan!
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The always stunning Lisa Moomin, buried under creamy pie after pie.
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A perfectly pied face! It belongs to Lucy, original recipe. (That is, the first MostWam Lucy, not the current one.)
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The slapstick humiliation just never ends for poor, gorgeous Laura!
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I am so thankful that the lovely Nina Conti saw fit to write a sketch in which she took a pie in her adorable face from an audience member!
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"Enough is enough," hand-signals a very pied and very beautiful French Maid.
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Amber looks less than thrilled to be receiving this particular pie, so tauntingly dangled in front of her by that most masterful master of ceremonies, Charlotte.
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Gorgeous French Maid Bee watches ruefully as her nasty boss flings the first of what will be many pastries to hit her face that day.
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Jade taking a super-sloppy pie to her gorgeous face. Love those helpless hands, too!!!
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Adding a delicious fruit pie to the creamy mix already adorning Laura's lovely features.
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"So THIS is what it feels like to get a pie barrage. Interesting. My agent is a dead man!"
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Amber solves a quadratic equation in her head while Sky peers into a dark future, gazing into that hot pink, creamy cream pie like the Oracle at Delphi examining animal entrails in order to prognosticate Things to Come.
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Adult models Corey Chase and Renna Ryan are horribly embarrassed to have both worn the same outfit to the pool party. Oh well, maybe they can settle their differences amicably over near the caterers' pie cart!
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Rhian is amused by her glimpse into an alternate universe, even if her (somewhat messy) counterpart doesn't seem to be enjoying her evening out at a fancy restaurant gone awry!
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Nicole/Taylor expertly applies one of Lenny Sorge's patented buttercream frosting pies to the crotch of Titania, hopeful that this would serve as a cure for her raging yeast infection.
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