Q: How goddamned clumsy is that French Maid anyway?
A: It's a precision clumsiness, sir, fine-tuned to ensure maximum humiliation at fancy dinner parties!
An unspoiled beauty . . . for the moment anyway . . . a pristine white dress . . . for the time being . . . unused pies and slime in the background . . . the potential energy in these WAM tools is about to become kinetic, methinks!
One of my absolute fave pieings from the classic early years of Slapstick Stuff. This model - Kathleen, I think - was a friend of Rich's and she was perfect for the role!
I don't know which model is which, name-wise, but the purple-haired one has such an incredible mix of shock and joy in her expression here as the custard goes down her pants :loveeyes:!
Hey Weekend! :loveeyes: What say we start you off with a beautiful double self-pieing? If anyone can point me to the full-color original photo used here, I'd be very grateful!
Ahhhh, the old "duck and the innocent bystander takes it right in the kisser" -- one of the most classic pie gags of all time in action! I also love how delighted the hostess/pie-thrower seems to be with how this all turns out!
Ivy's arms at her side create a perfect reception pose for that pie . . . and her amusement park of a body makes me want to go on all the rides three times!
Sweet Dreams, Darling Zoey! (Maybe in your dreams you can stay clean, but no way is that possible in the real life messy purgatory you are trapped in!)
That dress is strapless and spectacular, the hair is gorgeous and cascading, the indignity is overwhelming, the massive cleavage is overflowing. With lumpy green slime, that is!
Love the way her dress has slipped away from its...errr... uppermost contents. Her expression of disgust right before the slime hits her is wonderful too.
Katy never looked hotter than she did here (you can't see it here but the dress is very short and shows off her legs and ass really well too). And such a great sport to take this kind of violent sliming directly in the face! Admittedly, it's not great from a WAM perspective because the slime is thin and the coverage is weak, but from a physical slapstick persepctive it's great. Love how the slipperiness leads to her falling on her ass too. I only wish they could've followed up the slime with a thick banana cream pie to her face...
WOW! I love this pic so much. Even though, as you know, I'm much more of a pie guy than a slime stan, I think this is one of your best virtual mess pics ever, Irina! The best thing about it, of course, is the exquisite expression on your face: "God -- THIS again?" you seem to be thinking as you are forced to endure the latest in the series of seemingly endless messy humiliations that the universe seems intent on bringing your way. Also, I love the comprehensivenss of the slime coverage, the way it's just "glooping" down off of your head, your arms, and even the book you're holding in so many discrete streams. Twenty-four thumbs up! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
A pure, iconic pied face for the ages! I think this may well be the first pie ever taken by a SlapstickStuff model -- I'm almost certain it's the first pie scene Rich ever shot (at least for public consumption with a paid model), although the model may have been hit with the first two pies at the point this pic was taken, not sure.
Your smile could light up half a continent and your boobs could knock a grown man out cold if he attempted a messy motorboat on you after you'd been WAMmed. :-P
Photo: The capital of Nigeria is not Lagos :(10/6/25report
I know (thanks to your detailed new blog) that it's not your first preference in clownwear, but I have to say you do make an for an incredibly gorgeous and sexy clown when you go this route. :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: