Comments by Gurph Morlicks

A moral imperative at work.

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Your eyelids are growing heavy . . . your breathing is slow and measured. . . your mental rhythms are slowing to a slow, gauzy pace ... you are feeling very sleepy . . . and wide, wide open to suggestion . . . congratulations, Mortal, you have fallen under the spell of Ellie!

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Absolutely amazing action shot of Courtney looking crazy cute as the slime rains down upon her from above!

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What's up, pussycat? :loveeyes:

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I am helpless to resist her purple-tinted charms . . . 8-D

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What a unique beauty Ellie possesses! A beautiful woman with a devilish sense of humor and great comedy chops ... looks great whether clean and kempt, plastered in pie, or slathered in slime ... she's a dream woman!

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Melody is one of the sassiest WAM models ever -- not to mention also one of the sexiest! :loveeyes:

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Ellie and Courtney are both gorgeous, and they're both blessed with bewitching eyes!

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Who is this radiant beauty underneath the green slime? What an incredible smile she has! If anyone can point me to this video, or even just who this model is, I would be greatly appreciative!

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This photo should really grace the cover of an exotica LP!

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Centia sighed as the mess kept pouring down, "I just don't understand why this is happening to me. What did I do to deserve this degradation?"

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What a glorious beauty this woman is!

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I'm more of a mess guy than wetlook, but this pic is really doing things for me!

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Good god, what a great big, glorious mess! Is that you under there, Jayce, and if not, who is it? And what scene is this from? A must-own, clearly!

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The Goddess of WAM laughed a hearty belly laugh that echoed through the fortress. She'd already drenched all her disciples in the gooiest glop on the globe, and now it was finally the Goddess's turn to be rendered unrecognizable under mad mountains of messy mayhem. SHE COULDN'T WAIT FOR IT!

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Kate is always a vibrant beauty -- whether she's dazzling us in her clean and fashionable form or (as shown here) buried under a marvelous multi-colored mess!

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You can almost see Kate's thought process as she tries and fails to phrase an objection to the proceedings here!

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My God, Kate, even fresh from the swamp, you're sexier than 10 supermodels!

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What a smile! What a trooper! What an all around WAM superstar Courtney is!

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This reminds me of when I was younger and felt the need to use every crayon in the 64-pack, even 'burnt sienna' and that extra-waxy 'cornflower blue'!

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Courtney appears to be having a blast here, but I sure hope nothing ... messy ... happens to this deeply foxy lady! What a shame THAT would be!

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I go weak in the knees for gorgeous girls who pucker up so pretty for a pie plastering! :loveeyes:

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One of the most dynamic duos in the whole WAM-damned world!

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The high-spirited hijinx never end at the Man and Wife WAMporium!

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Just a casual night in with Courtney, including a little TV, an adult beverage , and a bit of dessert . . .

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Those eyes -- so bewitching! That pucker -- so enticing! That face -- crying out for dreamy cream pies to hit it! That cleavage -- waiting to collect the cream dripping off Courtney's freshly pied face!

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These gorgeous women really know how to give and take a pie!

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Now that's what you call STAR POWER!

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Courtney: SULTRY AF!!!!!!

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A huge creamy PIE to the FACE, delivered with lots of LOVE from one WAM goddess to another (i.e. from Melody's hand to Courntey's face, that pie had quite a journey).

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The possibilities are endless . . . but I'm hoping Melody comes up from behind and pinches Courtney's beautiful bottom, startling her, causing her to lose her balance and topple into this treasure trove of shaving cream!

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Love the super-sexy way your face is plastered with that pie and also how it is streaked through your lovely hair!

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SlimeStar, you look absolutely phenomenal!

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That's the strangest proof of the existence of the Almighty I ever did hear, skirtpie! But it does ring true.

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Buckle up, because you are about to be served dessert in ... The Twilight Zone!

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EVERYthing about this photo is impossibly sexy, but most of all that smoldering look you are giving the camera! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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As they used to say back in the day, Peyton is a very healthy girl!

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WOW! Skirtpie, much like GE, you bring good things to life! Only in your case it's not just a marketing jingle, it's true. This started life as one of my very favorite pieces of AI WAM art. And now it's practically a major motion picture!

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Two female co-workers gather to review the events of the day. Business as usual . . .

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Another unspeakably hot slice of slapstick sensuality! 8-D

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(Ideally, this would be a "comment without text" -- just the sound of my eyeballs springing out of their sockets in comic book fashion.)

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Sigh, so many gorgeous pies and of course the gorgeous PieGirlKay...how I miss her... such a positive force for piesexuality on the UMD!

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This image really puts the "pie" in
pie de r�sistance!

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Now she's actually *leaning into the slime,* learning to live with and laugh at and even love the lusciousness of this deluge of dripping degradation.

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Cringing as the slime first hits her hair . . .

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Everybody was kung fu fighting . . .

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What a lovely look of wistful regret!

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A gorgeous gal and a great sport about getting glopped 'n goopy!

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Pure pied gorgeousness! Those eyes! Those breasts! And everything else too! :loveeyes:

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Melody and Courtney make for some super-sexy cheerleaders! 8-D

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Welcome back to the wacky world of WAM, Pains!

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Gotta :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: this incredible prelude to Jayce's spectacular faceplant into the mud!!!

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This looks like you're having SO MUCH FUN!!!

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Ye olde 'helmet of slime' is always a classic look. It pairs really well with a face full of pie, as it turns out!

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"INTO THE MUD, SCUM QUEEN!!!"
(Just to clarify for anyone who doesn't get the reference, I am NOT calling Jayce a scum queen here by any means. I am quoting Steve Martin just before he throws Kathleen Turner face-first into a big mud puddle in The Man With Two Brains.)

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A sloppy slice of sensationally sexy slapstick, this video is!

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An all-around beautifully composed image, with two true beauties artfully decorated in delightful degradation.

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So pretty, so penitent! And soon to be so purposefully and punitively plastered in pastry pies and slime!

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Talk about some sexy, slippery shenanigans!

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Jayce, god bless you, you've never been shy about exploiting the sexuality of your knees to move product!

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What a DEVILISHLY DELICIOUS DOUBLE PIE HIT!!!

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Zoey looks amazing completely clean ...

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... or slimed!

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Incredible the way that crust held together!

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Mystique is so gorgeous!

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Incredible action shot! She-Hulk/Mystique really takes that pie full-on in her gorgeous face.

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High-steppin' in the shower stall with ace reporter and part-time slime and pie victim Zoey Chanel.

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What a spectacular profile!

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And so it begins . . .

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Q: What's for dinner?
A: I just know you'll be pleased with the menu for this evening: a great big double helping of sweet and meaty BUTTSTEAK!

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I really LOVE this INCREDIBLE helpless hands pose! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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SUCH A SENSUOUS BEAUTY!

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Adorable!

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Beautiful and brave in the face of impending indignity!

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Just basking beautifully in the glory of it all!

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Anastasia is LUDICROUSLY SEXY!!!

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What a delicious mess this beauty has been turned into!

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This is STILL one of my favorite AI WAM pics after all these . . . two months. Very hot!

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Businessmen they slime her much, ploughmen dig her boobs.

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There's too much confusion here; she can't get no relief.

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Anastasia Maye is a National Treasure, and judging by the way that other model is staring at her chest, she seems to agree! :-P

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That's from a WAM Watchers (aka WAMF, for Wet and Messy Fetish Girls) video. They made a lot of classics back in the day, but tragically their whole oeuvre is unavailable for purchase at this time. ;-(

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Buttsteak: Yet again, it's what's for dinner.

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She is a Goddess of Order and puts everything in its perfect place (as amply demonstrated in the accompanying photo). Everything has a purpose; a mission. Since She is the order in all we see, it only makes sense that everyone in her path should live by this order too.

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Hilarity has indeed ensued. Love how tickled Vikki is with her mischief!

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Sabrina attempting the feat that even Cher could not pull off: To turn back time and find a way to take back the words that hurt you, so that you'd come back to stay.