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Oh, those utterly bewitching hazel eyes!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo11/16/24report
This video looks amazing!
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Photo11/16/24report
--Bodacious bod, amply displayed: Check.
--Beautiful face: Check (although not shown above, but take my word for it!)
--Well placed pie in aforementioned beautiful face: Check.
--Pie tin hat: Check.
Photo11/15/24report
Holy hell, this looks like a super-sexy slime scene!
Scene: Bella's Nasty Green Slime Shower and a Surprise Pie!11/15/24report
What a gorgeous target for slime and pies!!!
Photo11/15/24report
Kate is always so fun, so sexy, and so brave. And when it comes to mess, She Always Takes It Like a Woman! >Chef's kiss!<
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Photo11/15/24report
"What, this little old thang?" Kate shrugged, knowing damn well how amazing she looked in it. . .
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Photo11/15/24report
Return of the Delicious Derrie!
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Photo11/15/24report
My God, Kate's expressions of joy while getting marvelously messy just couldn't get any sexier!
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Photo11/15/24report
Rear of the Year!
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Photo11/15/24report
Pure gorgeousness!
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Photo11/15/24report
Kate's just happy to be here . . .
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Photo11/15/24report
The joy on your face is contagious, Kate!
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Photo11/15/24report
Kate is more delicious than ever!
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Photo11/15/24report
Wet and Messy is the producer's name, but I think they are now rebranded as Wam Club. They have a store on the UMD but it's only got a small portion of all their old videos, this one may or may not be available there now.
Photo11/14/24report
Jesus, you're killing me with these pics, Jade! But only in the most delightful ways...
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Photo: Mess i made for VioletJade11/14/24report
How am I supposed to go about my day as a productive member of society after having seen this impossibly sensuous pic? :loveeyes:
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Photo: Peachy 211/14/24report
Without a doubt, Jade, you are one of the most beautiful WAM models of all time.
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Photo: Cyan slime bath :311/14/24report
This one strongly suggests -- to someone of the appropriate age anyway -- Mary Richards, the lead character on The Mary Tyler Moore show. And what an incredible pie target she would've made! (Other people got pied on that show but it was always the goofballs like Ted Knight...)
Photo11/12/24report
Love this one for the stunning legs, the insane pose, and the look of complete glee on the pie thrower's face. Also, this looks so much like it came from a 70's variety show that it makes me nostalgic for my long-lost youth.
Photo11/12/24report
DAT (synthetic) ASS!!!!
Photo11/11/24report
As if 30 pies and several previous slimings weren't enough mess for one day... x-D
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Photo11/8/24report
Already a delicious mess, with just one (or maybe two?) pies on her and 28-29 more to go... :kiss:
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Photo11/8/24report
Great action shot! LOVE the look of intense concentration (and satisfaction?) on The Wife's face as she grinds that pie into Jessica's face!
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Photo11/8/24report
One of the sexiest SPLAT-o-RAMAs I've seen in some time!
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Photo11/7/24report
Buttsteak: It's what's for dinner! (And in this case, it's combined with dessert. Innovative supper technology!)
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Photo11/7/24report
Heaven really IS a place on Earth!
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Photo11/7/24report
GREAT pic! Camilla is a DELICIOUS mess and Zoey's legs look amazingly POWERFUL and SEXY!
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Photo11/7/24report
A perfect pie-taunting pose from Zoey!
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Photo11/7/24report
Incredible action shot, exquisite helpless hands!
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Photo11/7/24report
This girl has an amusement park of a body and I want to go on every ride twice. . .
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Photo11/3/24report
Almost more deliciousness than the human mind can bear!
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Photo11/3/24report
ASStronomically sexy stuff!
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Photo11/3/24report
A very good look for Kaydens!
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Scene: Kaydens Takes 12 Cherry Cream Pies, and Slime, Then Wanks11/2/24report
Sex on a stick right here!
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Photo11/2/24report
Frankly, I'm shocked too!
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Photo11/2/24report
Lovely cherry cream pie hit and the tin on the head is the humiliating coup de grace.
Photo11/2/24report
What a tongue the Wife has!!!!
Photo11/2/24report
An incredibly delicious image!
Photo11/2/24report
I'm a day late, but this is actually a very Halloween-y shot. And some amazing WAM too!
Photo11/1/24report
I still can't get over how great this sliming is!
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Photo11/1/24report
A very sexy slopping!
Photo11/1/24report
Where the Soul of Man Never Dies. Where I'll Never Be Able to Wear These Pants Again.
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Photo11/1/24report
Incredibly sexy and delicious!
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Photo10/31/24report
What a lovely face to be plastered in pies!
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Photo: Are you ready?10/31/24report
You are totally adorable, Sooty! Love your smile here and your slightly nervous enthusiasm for the slime deluge that will engulf you in mere moments...
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Photo10/31/24report
The pleasure is all mine, Jade. Stay SEXY! (Like you have any choice!) :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo10/31/24report
Jade, covered in slime and pulling her own pigtail! >chef's kiss<
Photo10/29/24report
Quite the view here!
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Photo10/29/24report
'So this is life in SHOWBIZ,' Violet Jade chuckles to herself.
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Photo10/29/24report
The Magnificent Melody, her "wings" weighted down with sticky chocolate tar, lets out a face-melting pterodactyl shriek!


(okay, not really, just having some fun with this!)
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Photo10/29/24report
Naked or clothed or somewhere in between, slimed or pied or muddy or completely clean, every inch of you is sexy from every conceivable angle, Jade!
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Photo10/29/24report
How many times can I possibly fall in love with this remarkable WAM goddess, this slapstick angel we humans call Melody? Probably as many times as you guys end up shooting messy videos of her!
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Photo10/29/24report
I love it when the order of a trashing goes: pies, slimes, then more pies. I think there should always be at least one pie at the end of every messing of a pretty woman. Call me old fashioned, call me crazy, call me inflexible, call me pie-centric, and then call me a cab. It's just the way I feel and I can't fight this feeling any more.
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Photo10/29/24report
Melody's reactions to mess really give life to the expression, "Go big or go home."
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Photo10/29/24report
Jenny's joy at her friend's messy fate is wildly appealing, of course I may be unduly influenced by the way that LBD is barely holding her astounding figure in.
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Photo10/23/24report
Spending quality time in the backyard
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Photo10/23/24report
Adjusting the vertical and horizontal hold simultaneously!
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Photo10/23/24report
Now THAT's what I call a GOOD TIME! (Offer not valid where prohibited by state law. Some restrictions may apply. No smokers, please!)
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Photo10/22/24report
A shocking breakdown in civil standards!
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Photo10/22/24report
Yet more incredible helpless hands!
Photo10/22/24report
More great helpless hands from a master of the art!
Photo10/22/24report
Love that sassy, defiant arms akimbo reception stance, and then the move into helpless hands upon pie impact! A consummate slapstick actress!!!
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Photo10/22/24report
Good old fashioned open-hearted, cleavage-flaunting, beautiful woman taking a pie in the kisser fun!
Photo10/22/24report
Love the big smile pre-pie here!
Photo10/22/24report
What a super-cute clown! Too bad she had to get plastered with a pie (and probably more than one; just a hunch).... but I guess that's circus life for ya...
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Photo10/22/24report
I cannot tell a lie.
But I can sometimes tell a partial truth.
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Photo10/22/24report
Damn, this is hot! Wish we got another second or two to see those smoldering eyes right before this pie hit, but of course she takes that pie superbly like the true professional she is. What was the theme of this scene?
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Photo10/22/24report
The way you are pursing your lips here is making it hard for me to put this image out of my mind and get on with life. Of course it doesn't hurt that you have the most bewitching eyes... or those freaking adorable pigtails...
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Photo10/22/24report
JustJade said: "Omg we might just have to recreate that!! I wonder if a theatre would let me rent their stage.."

Jade, wow! Just... wow. The fact that you are even contemplating for a moment this absurdly sexy scenario melts my cholosterol-clogged and lumpy little heart.
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Photo: Me performing at Rocky Horror, if anyone's intere10/22/24report
I still can't get over how smoking hot pic this pic is. Taylor (sometimes called Nicole) is one of my all-time fave WAM models and this is one of her finest moments. Also, the boobs on the model who is pieing her here look amazing in the partial glimpse we get here. This whole pic is fire, an all-around HIGH HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA ALERT if I've ever seen one... wake the wife and kids! alert the media! and other hyperbolic blather.
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Photo10/22/24report
I couldn't agree more!
Photo10/21/24report
"I'll be here for two weeks,
Ladies and Germophobes; try the veal, buy yer neighbor a drink, and be sure to tip your server."
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Photo10/20/24report
"After the pie, the pie still burns."
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Photo10/20/24report
What a DELICIOUS fuckng splat this is! Knowing it's the gorgeous face of Nicole under there only makes it so much hotter!!!
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Photo10/20/24report
A very temporary learning disability. . .
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Photo10/19/24report
Is that sass or what?
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Photo10/19/24report
I swear the slime ate my homework!
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Photo10/19/24report
It's a damn shame. It's not right. Sometimes life isn't fair. All the usual bromides apply in this case. "Another someone done somebody wrong song." Truly!
Photo10/19/24report
The way those shirts fit these ladies' chests post-gunge is... causing problems for me re: the fit of my trousers.
Photo10/19/24report
The joy on Megan's face is incredible here!
Photo10/19/24report
Zoey's indignation is palpable ... not to mention sexy AF!
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Photo10/18/24report
Holy hell, how delicious can a pie impact get?!?
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Photo10/18/24report
Can't get enough of this "Now hold on there..." expression on Zoey's face!
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Photo10/18/24report
Care for a taste, Zoey?
Photo10/18/24report
A beautiful face and bodacious body, bracing for the first blast of a banana cream barrrage!
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Photo10/18/24report
If a banana cream pie fell from on high and landed with a sloppy, sultry splat smack dab in your perfect face here, Jade, I could die a happy man!
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Photo: Me performing at Rocky Horror, if anyone's intere10/18/24report
JustJade, you are simply gorgeous!
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Photo: Metal concert !!10/18/24report
Somebody be askin' for a spanking -- a very slimy one at that!
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Photo10/18/24report
Peek-a-boo!
Photo10/17/24report
Dear readers, I ask you: How many times has this happened to YOU?!?
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Photo10/17/24report
Tefy's naked body is a testament to all that is right in the world.
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Photo10/17/24report
Sometimes life is just pure beauty. . .
Photo10/17/24report
The Phanton of the Wammera.
Photo10/17/24report
Buttsteak: It's What's For Dinner.
Photo10/17/24report
That knowing look . . .
Photo10/17/24report
Rear of the Year?!?
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Photo10/17/24report
So much fun being had here, Larz, and it's contagiouis!
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Photo10/17/24report
Spectacular mess, spectacular recipient, and especially spectacular figure on the mess delivery woman!
Photo10/17/24report
See that little Jersey gal in the see-through top
With the peddle pushers sucking on a soda pop.
Photo10/17/24report
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