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So this is show biz!!!
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So many layers of goop and glop, my mind wobbles to contemplate them all, and my pants struggle to maintain their structural integrity.
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That moment right before the pie hits is so delicious!
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:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: What a foxy pair of pie targets!
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A Profile in Greatness! :-P But seriously that is a stellar pie hit on a stunning model.
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Scarlett Storm looks amazing slathered in real banana cream pies. YUM!
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That skeptical look on Lily's face = everything!
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Lily is an absolutely glorious pie-plastered mess!
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The producer is Messymayhem.
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Incredible moment-of-impact pic, with perfect helpless hands to boot!
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Charlotte was a true Queen of WAM!
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:loveeyes: A truly glorious mess!
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Hard to tell who anyone is here for sure, but I'm going to guess that's Rachel sitting on the ground... and that those absolutely glorious legs on the left belong to the one and only Charlotte... how'd I do, hg_04? 8-D
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I have no idea why, but I especially love it when the tip of the nose is highlighted in mess... either poking through the pie or slime or what-have-you or coated in a different color of gunk, as in this pic!
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Ahhhhh, yes... sweet, saucy Shell... so gorgeous, so giving, so fun-loving... and she looks great in any form of mess!
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I'm so excited to see you finally entering the sweet and sticky world of pies!
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Video: First Pie in My Face4/7/26report
Congrats on being Wammer of the Day again! Richly deserved!
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Charley Atwell always looks fine, fine, super-fine in any mess. (Or even just clean!)
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Shock and Awe in the Green Slime Era.
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A profile in excess . . .
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The delicious combination of whipped cream plus chocolate pudding plus gorgeous girl gets me every time.
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An incredible view of both models' fantastic figures!
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This model faces her very slimy near-future with tongue out and very considerable chest forward . . .
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There's so many things to love about this photo...
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Ellie and the Wife make an incredible messy team!
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The endlessly gorgeous Zoey in a terrific combination of white pie and green and yellow slime.
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Cassie got majorly green glopped here. Note how stunning her legs look, too... :-7
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This model is so lovely, and the colorful slop enveloping her whole head, the slop down her top -- these are a few of my fav-O-rite things!
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Jade, you are my favorite garlic knot!
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The kind of party I really need an invitation to ...
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Let the good times roll, or splat, or slop, or whatever verb best describes whatever it is that good times do these days . . .
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Now that's what I call SERIOUSLY MESSY. And also what I call INCREDIBLY SEXY.
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Feels like just the right time for a whipped cream spanking. Even lovely Danielle Trixie (the one about to be spanked) seems to agree! :-P
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An inspirational two-pie-crusts-as-bra moment! I hope those crusts can provide a lot of support because Kendra James is gonna need that. . .
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The glamorous talk show guest getting a surprise pie to the kisser is a terrific scenario!
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This is a great hairstyle for a pie victim, and I ove the way the cream is worked into it!
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Remarkable action snapshot of a chocolate cream pie exploding against a gorgeous face! Love the way she's got so much cream splattered into her long dark hair as well . . .
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"I must be cursed! Who else ever got a pie in the face while doing the sexy Santa Baby routine?" she said to herself over and over again.
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The thanks Penelope gets for her many years of service to Messygirl. :-P
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They're laughing at her, not with her.
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Incredible showcase for the eyes, nose, lips, and boobs of a WAM goddess!
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Your pretty face is already well pie-plastered here, and yet you seem to have such joy at the prospect of slapping the latest, blindingly white pie there too!
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Love this great profile shot of a very well-pied grocery store cutie!
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What a beautiful, slimy profile!
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The last pie took her breath away, and her pie-plastered beauty in turn took my breath away.
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Hark, a Glorious Revelation is upon us!
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When presented with a new challenge, be sure to embrace life and dive into the matter face-first!
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When in doubt, pour the rest down yer pants!
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(Singing, not quite getting the words right) "Almost paradiiiiise, we're opening the doors of heaven's knockers . . . "
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That irrepressible smile in the face of sticky, slimy "adversity" is adorable!
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I love what she's doing with her tongue there!
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That's what I'm talking about! (And to think I almost made it through a comment on a pic of a sexy big backyard without using the word buttsteak! x-D )
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Easter is all about pastel shades, even when it comes to taking a pretty face full of creamy dream pie!
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The Results are in: Pretty girls prefer to be pie-plastered!
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What a creamed-up cutie! :loveeyes:
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Yet another spectacular view!
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Rear of the year, derriere of the decade, ass for the ages ... all the accolades go to the sweetest set of buttcheeks I've seen in a long time!
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Such a delicious mess you have made of yourself! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Your legs are ludicrously luscious, Ellie ... and those fishnets only accent their incredible shapeliness!
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The buttsteak is strong with this one . . . :-P
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A splatterific pie sandwich like no other!
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Just a glorious gal doing wondrous WAM to herself!
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She reminds me of an old favorite from Fawn's Wamwatchers, the gorgeous Cree.
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Incredible way to kick off a messy session, really fun and super sexy!
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This looks more like a methodically composed work of art than the result of madcap slapstick antics!
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Love the daintily helpless hands ... and of course house much cream and crust is clinging onto this lovely model's face! I think this is from the very first pie scene Rich ever filmed, for what it's worth. It's definitely from his first set of scenes.
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As I was saying . . .
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The arms folded in anger is a great look for poor, pie-plastered Ms. Perez!
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MMMPPPPFFFF-- Lindsey was one of the very best at receiving pies!
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Beautiful Amber is really buried in pie here!
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Kate, you are radiant, and this photo truly embodies THE GLORY OF WAM!
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Such a WAM goddess!
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Ahhh, Kate -- you are such a classy, gorgeous, and totally fun woman!
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All hail the Goddess of Glop, Kate!
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Doubling the decadent fun with syncrhonized pieings!
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Britney takes that pie to the kisser like the true pro she is, and Cassie's concerned reaction is hilarious!
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One of your sexiest pics ever, Jade! And I'm not even particularly a translucent slime guy, but you make it work like gangbusters!
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Photo: That settles it. I belong in the goop4/3/26report
Portrait in Recrimination.
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Sexiest. Human. Rainbow. Ever.
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Photo: This mess was sooo creamy!4/3/26report
(in a very low whisper) CIA, psyops division.
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Love that helplessly raised hand right as the pie hits the face! Also the smug look on Kayden's face as she's slapping the pastry into her sister Allison's lovely face . . . surely that will call for some creamy comeuppance!
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This could be the start of something pretty good. . .
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Humiliating and exhilarating all at the same time, a breathless rush of excitement, arousal, and disgust!
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Some theorize that all that custard on the floor made it slippery, causing her to lose her footing. I'm not one of these people, mind you, but I did overhear them saying this in the cafeteria at lunchtime yesterday . . .
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Tremendously sensuous outdoor WAM in the golden light of the rising desert sun. Add the unparalleled beauty of Jade into that mega-tasty messy mix and you've really got something unforgettable!
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Photo: @messyhot sunrise messy shoot: desert style!4/3/26report
'What have I gotten myself in for here?' Allison wondered, half-terrified and half-thrilled at her prospects as she lay on the floor very near a dozen or more messy pies . . .
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This megababe again -- looking more gorgeous than ever! :loveeyes:
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WOW, so much potential WAM energy in this pic... I only wish it could somehow be converted into the kinetic form. In other words, I'd very much love to see both of these luscious ladies made much more messy!
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A crazy-hot trio of cuties here, and they're all having so much fun! I hope at some point the custard pouring woman also gets her just desserts, but even if she doesn't, this is still very much an evening to remember!
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Great hair for a sliming! Also a pretty damn lovely lady too, of course . . .
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I love how much fun these two seem to be having in all of their pictures together! Their reactions of joy feel very convincing!
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Another truly gorgeous AI model! And what a great angle to use for a sliming -- I love how we get to see her face, one boob, and both of her sweet buttcheeks enveloped in the slime.
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Such a gorgeous virtual woman! I was REALLY hoping that cake was going to end up in her face and streaked through her glorious red mane!
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A beautiful kickoff to a classic pie fight!
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WAM models don't come any more beautiful than Jade!
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Photo: Apologies for not wamming people back!! I'm wammi4/2/26report
Some truly luscious legs! And the top half of this model looks amazing too, slathered in fluffy brown, white and green pie goop!
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Now here's a viable candidate for REAR OF THE YEAR, DERRIERE OF THE DECADE, and ASS FOR THE AGES! Haul out ALL THE PRIZES, because Mystique has an astoundingly award-worthy, bodacious backyard!
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8-D :loveeyes: 8-D Now that is a WAM GODDESS if ever I saw one!!!
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Photo: From a shoot with bkphoto <34/2/26report
Mystique thoughtfully shows her slapstick assailants exactly where to put their pies . . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: By: MG4/2/26report
I done been HYP-MO-TIZED!
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