Comments by Gurph Morlicks

Those penetrating, bewitching eyes can see right through my petty deception, can see into the deep past or the far-flung future, can even see through my pantry door to check out all the messy supplies I've got stocked up in case Jayce ever stops by for 'tea and crumpets'. . .

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My god, what a sassy way to hold your leg!

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Who? Little ol' ME?!?!?

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Still in love with this FANTASTIC pic of Jayce and Syren as two remarkably hot, pie-plastered mimes . . .

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This is the story of what happened the day someone dumped tar all over The Goddess Who Was Torn Between Her Twin Urges to Create and to Destroy . . .

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'Give us a kiss,' she hissed in a way that was sexy *and* scary all at once. She mesmerized all who dared gaze upon her seductive brown eyes, her sultry lips, and her magnificent, mud-slathered form . . .

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Somebody please point me to which Wammerific scene this is from!

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Gorgeous, game, glamorous, good and glopped up -- Valentina checks all the boxes!

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Valentina is such a natural! What an incredible new addition to the MG model roster!

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This one is AMAZING, your best photo so far, Katie!

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Errrr.... I second that emotion!

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Most gorgeous eyes in the WAM business? 8-D I vote yes!

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This could be a problem, because Valentina had a big job interview in just five minutes!

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Few models can catch a cream pie in the face with the grace, sass, and class of Zoey Chanel!

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I love how hilarious Zoey finds it when her co-star catches a pie in the face!

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Ambidexterity is a VERY handy skill for a WAM model to have! Fortunately MG's super-sexy newcomer Valentina seems to have this gift in spades!

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I read the expressions in this one a little differently than you did in your notes on this post. To me, the woman in green seems to be thinking, "I'm so glad it's YOU and not me that will be wearing that dreamy creamy pie." I also read a little resentment into the pie-holder's expression, like she suspects it's due to scheming on the part of the girl in green that she now has pie herself here in this very public setting, and in her finest outfit no less! Our gorgeous, raven haired pie holder *might* even be hatching a plot to turn the tables and pie the girl in green by surprise!

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I love the pie holder's staring off into the distance here, like she's conjuring up her happy place, where she never, ever has to suffer the humiliation of a public pie in the face. But the smile on her face also seems to suggest that she's not entirely dreading the experience that awaits her. . .

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A joyous spirit who really seems to be having fun with her first WAM experience!

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Stoic sexiness in the face of adversity!

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Elle looks so sexy peering out from under that curtain of slime and hair!

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Whether you're slathered in slime, plastered with pies, marinated in all manner of goop, or completely clean -- you are a radiant beauty, Megan!

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Love the way, in the avatar pic for this scene, the slime and her hair forms a curtain hanging over her eyes that she peers out suspiciously from under.

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She got style, miles and miles . . .

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UNNATURAL BEAUTY!
As in unearthly, unreal, Uncanny (Pleasant) Valley Sunday. . .

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Like Sly Sez: "Hot Fun in the Summertime"!

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Faster! Faster! She commanded the White Steed of the Apocalypse. Nonetheless, he didn't seem in a rush to get anywhere . . .

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Some eye-opening cleavage here! Also some eye-opening eye opening! x-D

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She's just as surprised to hear the news as we were!

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She's got One Thing On Her Mind: Cool Ranch Doritos!

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Learn to Lean Forward with Love.

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Beautiful work on this!

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The Sweet ButtCheeks that Launched a Thousand Fantasies!

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I know she's a work of fiction, but her joy is contagious nonetheless!

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A shocking breakdown in protocol! Shocking, but also tremendously sexy!

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Such a sensual sliming! 8-D

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They have made a magnificent mess of her!

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YUM! Still one of the most delicious WAM photos ever!

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Brad/Brett (those were Kelsey Rose and Slimed Models' names for her, respectively) was one of my all-time favorite WAM models. What a gorgeous, elegant woman to be subjected to such humiliating spectacles! :loveeyes:

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Agony? Ecstasy? A little bit of both? Only Leila Hazlett and her friend know for sure, and they ain't tawkin' . . .

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I love all of these so much! The reactions from the observing girl are really realistic and convincing!

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Another gorgeous, thrilled observer of a self-pieing; I can't help but hope she gets a banana cream concoction in her own kisser as well!

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The blonde looks like she can't believe what has just happened. Never in a million years would she have guessed her best friend would pie herself, and at the most formal event of the year, no less! (Little does the blonde know... her self-pied friend has saved another pie to throw in her (the blonde's) face as well!)

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Another fantastic observer reaction -- that blonde looks thrilled with the proceedings! I can't help but hope she also winds up with a pie (or six) in her own perfectly made up face!

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Another great aftermath pic! I wish we also got to see the star of this thread with a clean face in at least one pic!

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The startled expression of the girl on the left is lovely -- she never dreamed SHE'D have to be getting messy in her finest formal gown. Those paint shenanigans were supposed to be for the OTHER girls!

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Beautiful aftermath shot. I wish there were at least a few more aftermath shots in this huge and incredible post from you!

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LOVE the expression of the girl in black. Sort of "I can't believe this is about to happen, is there a way I can talk myself out of this?" mixed with "This seems like it could be a lot of fun." Maybe wishful thinking on my part, I suppose, but you gotta have dreams!

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A great self-pieing for a supremely deserving target (not that I've ever seen her face, but her dress and hair are amazing!) and the reaction of surprise and delight from the girl in green is magically delicious!

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Celeste is a super-cutie -- pied, slimed, or clean!

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My oh my, what have we HERE? Viki said in shock, as if seeing her own spectacularly perky breasts for the very first time . . . 8-D

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I saw a very similar image on a Hallmark greeting card once . . .

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It's like I always say: lead with your face, and if you hit trouble, let your boobs do the talking . . .

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Ahhh, at least, Mud Mad Phil brings the work of the ancient Greek master dramatist Aeschylus kicking and screaming into the 21st century and the wacky but wonderful world of WAM!

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Don't know why, but I never found peanut butter a sexy WAM substance ... until I saw these screencaps, that is! ;P

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Actor's Studio Illustrated Facial Expression #132(A): Bemused Resignation.

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Her first WAM scene ever, and she's already got a dozen different perfect helpless hands poses at her command!

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I'm in love with how animated and expressive Valentina is!

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I completely LOVE the way she's lustfully eyeing that massive pie, knowing full well it's about to end up in her gorgeous kisser!

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I think there's something in the Kama Sutra about this . . .

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Ali is a brave girl . . . able to take a pie in the kisser in public without flinching! Or maybe flinching just a little, but adorably so!

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Her inherent skepticism pierces through many layers of whipped cream and chocolate filling . . .

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Such a sexy pair of pied profiles!!! :loveeyes:

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Pie on top of slime on top of pie! Girl really knows how to layer; she wears it like a total champ!

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The sassy way she holds her left leg up here is everything!

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Insanely cute pairing!

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I really LOVE how you keep throwing pies in Stephanie's face between the various color slimings. Most producers, once they move from pies to slime, never look back or at most do a single pie toward the end. Please keep up the delicious Pie Power!

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Sexy, sloppy good times!

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Such bewitching eyes! :loveeyes

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Can't believe the current administration's disrespect for the media these days! ;P

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WAM touches grass in the most delightful way!

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Couldn't tell you the specific scene, but it's from a scene produced by Candy Custard,

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DeeeeeLICIOUS BUTTSTEAK FOREVER!

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Victoria thoughtfully ponders life's myriad vicissitudes.

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What a delightful mix of dread and anticipation on Melissa's gorgeous face!

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Profile of a WAM Goddess!

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Melissa's gorgeous flesh vessel struggles to contain her unlimited, wildly erotic energies!

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A Woman Who Knows What She Has To Do!!!

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Move along, people, nuttin' to see here. Just another totally normal day at the IHOP!

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What a pair of mega-babes! It would be a DAMN SHAME if any sort of messy hijinx were to befall them . . . Oh I sure hope THAT doesn't happen . . . :-P

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WOW! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: Impossibly sexy pie pic!

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Celeste, so hot with her chocolate-creamed face and her downcast pose... also love the whipped cream streaks in her hair! Penelope looks gorgeous too, but she's very smug here, thinking she'll somehow escape Celeste's humiliating fate . . .

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The WAMticipation* is INCREDIBLE in this pic! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
*made-up word for the sexy, anxious anticipation of incoming mess.

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You are a WAM Angel and that upright pie pan is your halo! :loveeyes:

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8-D The most delicious part of my nutritionally balanced MEALPLAN FOR LIFE!!! :P

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This INSTANTLY became one of my all-time favorite WAM pics! Her expression is amazing, as are all of the boobs on proud display. Also, the mess is perfect!

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She's smiling because she knows she's been a naughty girl and deserves what's cumming to her... and even WANTS it just a little bit.

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MessQueen, you've managed to combine the "scales of justice" and "justice is blind" tropes in one brilliant slapstick moment!

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That's a sexy scenario for sure!

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(sing to the tune of the Brady Bunch Theme Song)
Now here's the story / of a lovely lady / who had a very sexy, shapely, slimy nose . . .

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It's from this video:
https://umd.net/download_info/lori-slimed

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Speak up a little, I can't hear you ... my ears are full of cool whip and chocolate pudding!

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Ahhhh, WAM is a many-splendored thing!

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Lucky Charms cereal may (or may not) be "magically delicious" as claimed in commercials of yore, but THIS RIGHT HERE, this is UNSPEAKABLY delicious! :loveeyes: