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What an incredible journey this montage depicts!
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Scene: Sooty and the Different Slimes6/21/25report
Now those are some Legendary Legs, not to mention an Ass for the Ages! :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss:
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Photo6/21/25report
Jade, you seem to be experiencing mixed emotions on the brink of this momentous self-sliming. It made me think of this bit of dialouge:

Son or Daughter: Father, what does "REGRET" mean?

Father: Well, my child, a funny thing about regret is that it's always better to regret something you HAVE done that something you HAVEN'T.
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Photo6/20/25report
BEYOND GORGEOUS!!!
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The aliens have landed and they're much...ummm... messier and sexier than we ever imagined they would be.
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The joy on your face, the pie on your ass . . .
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Photo: Give it to me!6/20/25report
Summit Meeting of the Brunette WAM Goddesses. When Lane Met Penelope: I'll Have What They're Having! Was this Penelope's first Messygirl Pie Sandwich? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Photo6/20/25report
Primo helpless hands, among other incredible attributes . . .
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This is from the House of Mess, Jayce's store. The other model is Dixie.
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Now that's what I call WILDLY EROTIC. (That smile every bit as much as the boobs, but maybe not more. . . )
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Photo: Eggy, custardy, peanut butter slut <36/20/25report
Pure gorgeousness: supremely decadent, impossibly delicious.
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Photo: The cover of my new scene - see how I got here <36/20/25report
This has a lot more class than you'd think if all you saw was the caption from Ellie herself: "super slutty cake bath." Ellie, you're still so stylish and elegant in that slop!
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Photo: One of the best shots from my super slutty cake ba6/20/25report
Buttsteak: It's. What's. For. Dinner.
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Photo6/19/25report
The votes are in and we've got widespread consensus among the populace: Penelope looks perplexingly perfect with pie plastered all over her face and body!
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Photo: Pie time!6/19/25report
A Roshomon-style examination of an event from different perspectives. . .
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No gun control legislation can ever stop Zoey's big guns!
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The fun never ends . . .
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Photo: Just call me a human pie target.6/19/25report
Sending the pies flying with deadly accuracy and the setting the nipples free in the bargain!
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Penelope raises an important issue.
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Willow -- the beautiful, bodacious, boobalicious good-time gunge girl!
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Willow finds herself in yet another Compromised Position... god bless her!
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What an impossibly delicious pie to Willow's exceptionally lovely face!
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So sexy it causes the mind to wobble. . .
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Scene: Pie Slut6/19/25report
What a delicious way to enjoy dessert!
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There's always been something so satisfying about this specific pie-in-the-face pic... the near-complete facial coverage, with just a little hint of her lips peaking throguh, the way the cream is streaked through her long dark hair, the large "collar" of cream across her neck and right shoulder... yum!
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The gorgeous Mai Ly, seen here setting her controls for the heart of the sun.
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Photo6/18/25report
Time for a quick "ass check". . .

Yep, still hot as fuck!
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Suddenly I understand the enduring appeal of Ameria's favorite pastime.
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"Sir, what is it you're planning on doing with that massive, dripping, overfilled banana cream pie you're holding?"
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Oh my god, I need for Mai Ly to knock me out cold with those staggering knockers! I mean, after all, isn't that why they're named knockers?!?
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Photo6/18/25report
I'm not really a paint fan at all, but even so, this image is simply stunning!
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Surely the WAMpocalypse is now upon us!
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Simply fantASStic!
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What an impossibly sexy WAM model!!!
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An important moment from our nation's storied past . . .
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This pic is making me have feelings I don't like... it's making me have feelings I love! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo6/18/25report
Such a gorgeous gal! Does anyone know what's the source of this?!?
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Feels kinda like the pie-face equivalent of "double stuff" Oreos... and I'm totally here for it!
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Photo6/16/25report
Jayce REALLY lets herself HAVE IT!!!
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Photo: Taking our customs! 6/16/25report
Pretty intense slime blast here. . .
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Mrs Bigshipper
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Zoey takes a short break from the hot n' heavy action to ponder the second law of thermodynamics.
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'What should I do with this tin pan full of sexy comedy gold?' wondered Jayce, giggling a little bit at the prospects.
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Photo: Wake up-undress-and mess! 6/16/25report
Incredibly charming target, even if she is only hypothetical!
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A truly radiant beauty!
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Photo: She is SO SOUTHERN SWEET! 6/16/25report
Jayce, as God intended!
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Photo: Wake up-undress-and pie! Natural! 6/16/25report
What a sexy, sloppy good time! Does anyone know where the source photo comes from?
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Real shock and awe material!
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Photo: Take a breath! ;) or a cock haha! 6/16/25report
Color me mesmerized!
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Photo: She is naturally BEAUTIFUL! 6/16/25report
Jayce, doing what she does best!
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Photo: I looove a good pie! Everywhere! 6/16/25report
THE TRIUMPH OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT!
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A refreshing re-examination of the dessert menu.
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Photo6/15/25report
Impossible Beauty, meet Scintillating, Sloptastic Humiliation! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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This Will Be the (Rear) End of Everything!
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...in her Natural Habitat!!!
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Just another day in the office for the intrepid Ms. Oneer . . .
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A real sticky situation, a treacle tribute/salute to those we've left behind.
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The expressions on both women here are so great! They're both so nicely engaged in the conversation and the one in black is completely oblivious to what's about to happen with that pie. . .
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Let all the bells in churchdom ring to sound the news -- Sooty has been slimed, and definitively so!
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Photo: So good. Full download now available!6/15/25report
I'm afraid there's been a terrible misunderstanding concerning the dessert menu . . .
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There's something deliciously perfect about this one!
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Utterly gorgeous with or without mess... the mind wobbles!
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Too pretty to be pied? NO SUCH THING!
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Photo: FLORA-LD-V2 (1)6/14/25report
Such a naughty look is certainly calling out for something or other. . .
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Yet another sign The WAM Rapture is upon us. Feel the joy!
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Call me simple, call me complacent, but I'm just happy to be here on Earth while such events are transpiring somewhere on the same planet.
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Just an (impossibly gorgeous) gal, her big black pipe, and a smooth white receptacle below it.
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The dukes and barons of the elements of the best of every possible world had a meeting and everybody pitched in only the freshest ingredients and baked it fresh every day until they achieved this perfection (see photo).
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Wake the neighbors, phone the kids, the WAM Rapture Is Upon Us!
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The taste of joy has never been sexier!
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"surveying the devastation" . . .
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Photo6/13/25report
Such a solid hit I can almost taste that pie from here!
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Photo: Pie time6/13/25report
Jade's body is a wonderland, and the slime somehow knows all the best places to go, too ... cascading over her beautiful face, blanketing her bodacious boobs, pooling up in her luscious lap . . . :loveeyes: ;-) :loveeyes:
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Photo6/13/25report
Red hot and randy, rump-shaking good times with Kaydens!
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Jade is one of the loveliest models in all of WAM. Granted, you can't see her face at all here under all that slime, but you can see her features elsewhere and they are beatific. Meanwhile, in the photo at hand ... those boobs of hers are IMPOSSIBLY sexy! Each one of them deserves its own fan club!
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Photo6/13/25report
Yet another incredible helpless hands pose! DEEEEEELicious!
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Jade's ass is one of the seven wonders of the information age!
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Jade really let Ripley have it here!
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Photo: Right in the face6/13/25report
Love the playful look on Larz's face here, and especially the way she's slightly biting her tongue... she's SO looking forward to letting Jade have that pie in her gorgeous kisser... and I must admit, I'm SO looking forward to it myself! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: @larzstord6/13/25report
Jade is so thermally potent (i.e. hot AF) that she's about to reach escape velocity ... from her pants!
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Jade fondling Riley's merchandise . . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: Nice boobs!6/12/25report
With a face full of pie and a heart full of slime, Kaydens sauntered out on to the world stage . . .
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Love this look for her!
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That's one hell of a slime deluge! Great "target" too!
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Photo6/11/25report
Love this EXPLOSIVE pie-in-the-face action!
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INCREDIBLE pic!
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The possibilities are (rear) end-less!
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Q: I'm wondering if you could sign my petition?
A: Now isn't the best time.
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Now that's an ass and a half, and I mean that as a big compliment! Jesus, somebody get that derriere some dessert, somebody slap a big banana cream pie on those bodacious buttocks before they catch fire from being so friggin' hot!
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Didn't I see something similar on an episode of Who's the Boss? :-P
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Marie always goes better with chocolate!
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Ye olde one-two!
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Buttsteak: It's what's for dinner!
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Photo: Shake shake shake6/11/25report
I love the view down here on the floor! :loveeyes:
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Marie pauses to ponder her life choices.
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Oooooof!
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Photo6/10/25report
The WAM Rapture is upon us, yet again!
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Now this is a wildly erotic good time!
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God, I'm not normally a fan of beans but THIS? This could convert me!
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Total babe!
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