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"-----"How are things in your town?"------"
Photo9/9/24report
Making them an offer they can't refuse. . .
Photo9/9/24report
Consider me bewitched. . .
Photo9/9/24report
Holy hell what a gloriously sexy mess you have made of yourself, Jayce!!!!
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Photo9/7/24report
Just a stunningly erotic image!
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Photo9/6/24report
Now this is just LUDICROUSLY sexy!!!
Photo9/6/24report
Another great pic from this marvelous pie fight series, practically bursting with big-hearted joy. The updo on the woman on the left (in the forefront) is fabulous too!
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Photo8/28/24report
This pie fight series feels kind of unique among AI pie fight portraits, and I'm not completely sure why, but I completely adore it! There is a lot of joy here in this picture, clearly, even on the part of the pie recipient. And I must admit, I find the pie thrower here VERY attractive and find myself really wanting to see her get pied . . .
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Photo8/28/24report
What a luminously lovely bride, and she looks so happy to be having chocolate drizzled on her luscious legs!
Photo8/28/24report
Have to agree with everyone else here, you look AMAZING here . . . That dress is totally perfect on you! I'd love to see a "before" pic of you from this shoot, when you are still dry. Got any of those you could post, by any chance? :loveeyes:
Photo8/27/24report
One of the most beautiful faces ever to get glopped!
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Photo8/27/24report
Those gorgeous eyes, complete with whipped cream-coated lashes... you really know how to connect with the camera!
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Photo8/27/24report
Who could resist you? You are impossibly seductive here, Jinxy!
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Photo8/27/24report
Another magical helpless hands moment!
Photo8/26/24report
Maintaining good spirits through all the slapstick indignities of this day . . .
Photo8/26/24report
It's funny how things work out sometimes. . .
Photo8/26/24report
This is dedicated to the one I love ,thought Deanna.
Photo8/26/24report
The beginning of a very productive dialogue.
Photo8/26/24report
Scarlett just can't believe her luck, or lack thereof.
Photo8/26/24report
Hard to tell here, but that's the delightful Deanna under that very creamy and enveloping pie.
Photo8/26/24report
Bemused Resignation has never looked so sexy!
Photo8/26/24report
Yet another brutal barcalounger butterscotch pie barrage!
Photo8/26/24report
Sultry as fuck!
Photo8/26/24report
I rest my case, Your Honor.
Photo8/26/24report
Just another day at the office . . . or the pinnacle of human achievement?!? YOU be the judge!
Photo8/26/24report
Ambidextrous Ginger demonstrates the art of holding two pies simultaneously.
Photo8/26/24report
mmmppppfff----!!!
Photo8/26/24report
Pie-Faced Showdown at the SStuff Corral.
Photo8/26/24report
Synchronized Slapstick! (A very precise, and yet also very sloppy art form.)
Photo8/26/24report
Behind her, the very Gates of Hell. In front of her, a future of unlimited pies in the faces and banana peels down the pants and alll along her path . . .
Photo8/26/24report
Understate elegance, in a world where that is in short supply.
Photo8/26/24report
Great pie hit, and I really love the expression on the (so far) clean model's face! ("That's going to be my face in just a few seconds.")
Photo8/26/24report
Scarlett has been through a LOT . . .
Photo8/26/24report
A completely breathtaking example of a helpless hands/pied face pose.
Photo8/26/24report
DELUXE!!!
Photo8/26/24report
And the award for best shirt in a WAM video goes to. . .
Photo8/26/24report
A plastered pair of total babes!
Photo8/26/24report
Vowing heinous revenge on everyone who's wronged her and made this messy moment possible. . .
Photo8/26/24report
Whatcha gonna do? (aka More delightful helpless hands posing!)
Photo8/26/24report
Only then did she begin to grasp there was a larger world beyond the spills and chills of physical comedy.
Photo8/26/24report
Breaking News: Blonde Lets Brunette HAVE IT!!!
Photo8/26/24report
Her mess was outrageous, her boobs were bodacious, her laugh contagious . . .
Photo8/26/24report
An ancient Egyptian hieroglyphic shows us slapstick is much older than previously suspected...
Photo8/26/24report
Plea for Sanity in an Insane World.
Photo8/26/24report
In a state of delicious disbelief.
Photo8/26/24report
Ohhhh, Jennifer!
Photo8/26/24report
Helpless hands!
Photo8/26/24report
Impossible to argue with these results!
Photo8/26/24report
As JCM once sang: Sometimes love don't feel like it should . . .
Photo8/26/24report
Creamy, Dreamy Triptych!
Photo8/26/24report
Charlotte: Creamed-Up Queen of Tarts.
Photo8/26/24report
Another day, another gorgeous pie holder.
Photo8/26/24report
Not what she was expecing. . . but perhaps just what she needed!
Photo8/26/24report
Exquisite beauty, slapstick-slopped in a way that only makes it sexier.
Photo8/26/24report
SHOWBIZ, people!!!
Photo8/26/24report
Love . . . is a burning thing. And it makes a . . . fiery ring.
Photo8/26/24report
AJ provides sexy, sloppy slapstick service with a smile!
Photo8/26/24report
Another gorgeous model, face enveloped in cream pie, wondering why she agreed to these shenanigans in the first place. . .
Photo8/26/24report
This AF model is totally gorgeous and seemed to have a blast getting messy.
Photo8/26/24report
No, I'M the one who's "just happy to be here," Scarlett insisted.
Photo8/26/24report
Renna Ryann -- red hot and totally adorable at the same time, sometimes while covered in pie and/or slime.
Photo8/26/24report
I'm not sure anyone wore pie better than Nadia. . . some wore it as well, but no one wore it better!
Photo8/26/24report
Mia is just having one of those days . . .
Photo8/26/24report
The stories that tongue could tell!
Photo8/26/24report
You may say she's a dreamer, but she's not the only one.
Photo8/26/24report
My my my, if it isn't Agent Provocatrix herself, a good old-fashioned WAM goddess who sets my trousers aflame and then laughs about it in the sexiest possible way.
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Photo8/26/24report
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to custard crust, but this one image redeems them all, slashes our already low prices, and in the darkness binds them. A glorious moment in human history!
Photo8/26/24report
Buttsteak, sweet and meaty! It's what's for dinner!
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Photo8/24/24report
Such great expressions on all their faces!
Photo8/24/24report
I'm almost a year late to this party, but I'm glad I finally got here, because this is awesome. The pie-faced victim is sexy as all get-out and the hysterical laughter of her friend is the perfect complement!
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Photo8/24/24report
This woman is an IDEAL wam model!
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Photo8/24/24report
The WAM Rapture is upon us!
Photo8/24/24report
Jesus God, this scenario combined with that delicious Peach is liable to KILL ME . . . but at least I will die a HAPPY MAN!
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Photo8/24/24report
Her charms so insidious, her body bodacious, her smile contagious. All indications forward-facing, all signs point to GO, set your controls for the heart of the sun!
Photo8/24/24report
Holy hell, is this a hot one; you are a VERY lucky man, my friend!
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Photo8/24/24report
Yet another fabulous 'helpless hands' pose. :love: :-7 :loveeyes: :love: :
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Photo8/23/24report
I understand completely . . . it's hard to tear your eyes away . . .
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Photo8/23/24report
My god, the million dollar smile on you, Kate, even in the face of adversity at its sloppiest!
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Photo8/23/24report
Another incredible example of a helpless hands pose!
Photo8/21/24report
Another deliciously astounding pie hit pic! Love how the pan from the previous pie hit has barely fallen off of Melody's face as she's totally blasted with the followup pastry!
Photo8/21/24report
Zoey's pained expression here is priceless!
Photo8/21/24report
Run, I've seen this movie before -- "The Chicken-Monster That Ate Schenectady"!
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Photo8/21/24report
Zoey presents: Indignation Personified! Such a babe!
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Photo8/21/24report
I'm much more a pie guy than a slime stan, but this has got to be one of the hottest messy pics ever!
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Photo8/21/24report
Incredible action shot here! Zoey really takes it on the chin here. Meanwhile, the Wife does her classic impersonation of Silvio Dante from the Sopranos!
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Photo8/20/24report
Could Melody get any cuter? Doesn't seem possible!
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Photo8/20/24report
The joy on Zoey's face as her co-star finally gets the gunge!
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Photo8/20/24report
Also, holy shit! Look at how badass The Wife looks, about to let Melody really have with yet another pie.
Photo8/20/24report
Magnificent Melody, here confirming that she indeed puts on her hands and feet 5 digits at a time, just like the rest of us.
Photo8/20/24report
Zoey is totally adorable, even when (especially when?) rendered unrecognizable under a slime deluge!
Photo8/20/24report
We've got a real drama queen here, and I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Photo8/20/24report
Melody: Sultry AF.
Photo8/20/24report
Buttsteak, sweet and meaty: It's what's for dinner! (For a limited time, our bodacious house buttsteak is served slathered in shaving cream, see attached illustration.)
Photo8/20/24report
No mess is ever enough at The Man and The Wife's All-Night Slime and Pie Shack! :love: :love: :love:
Photo8/20/24report
Gorgeous Melody rises like a phoenix from the creamy aftermath of her humiliation!
Photo8/20/24report
Ellie always looks glorious in purple... and in slime... put the two together and hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba ensues!
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Photo8/20/24report
Ellie is a simply incredible WAM model, one of my faves! Her beauty is unique, her reactions are superb, and her acting chops are surprisingly great.
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Photo8/20/24report
Ellie's lovely poker face is just about to be similarly slathered in sloppy pie . . .
Photo8/20/24report
A spectacularly sexy sliming!
Photo8/20/24report
Just another incredibly sexy, messy moment at The Man and The Wife Messy HQ!
Photo8/20/24report
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