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Shocked villager vainly attempts to wipe away the physically harmless but psychologically devastating vengeance she has suffered at the hands of Aphrodite, Goddess of Love and Beauty. A lesson hard-learned: It's crucial not to let vanity get the best of you, because if you're TOO beautiful a woman, even the goddess of beauty herself has been known to grow jealous, and even wrathful.
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Photo20 days agoreport
That is a truly stellar pie hit. One is all it takes if you really do it right . . .
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Photo20 days agoreport
GLORP!
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Photo20 days agoreport
What lovely eyes peering through all that "pie". . .
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Photo20 days agoreport
Why is Brooke so worried? What could possibly go wrong?!?
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Photo20 days agoreport
Brooke has a million dollar smile!
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Photo20 days agoreport
Scarlett just can't believe the events that led to this humiliating circumstance!
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Photo20 days agoreport
Now here's someone who really knows how to hold a pie!
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Photo20 days agoreport
:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: Ghirandelli takes only the most PEERLESS GLOBES and enrobes them in velvety smooth dark chocolate . . . the result is, let's just say, MORE THAN MOUTHWATERING!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo20 days agoreport
You have reached Lydia, but I can't take your call right now as I'm currently on a VERY important fact-finding mission. Please leave a message. . .
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Photo20 days agoreport
:loveeyes: Such a TERRIBLY sexy target! :loveeyes:
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Photo20 days agoreport
Self-attack from the rear . . . but also TO the rear . . . delivered with creamy, dreamy love. I know, I know, it's a bit confusing, but even more than that, it's damn sexy. So there's that!
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Photo20 days agoreport
Never been a fan of clear slime . . . until the moment I saw this photo! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: Gunging myself before I toy my Ass20 days agoreport
I'm about to lose my motherfudging mind!!!
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Photo20 days agoreport
sexiest Swamp Thing ever?
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Photo20 days agoreport
This fine, fine, superfine ass is in immediate need of a banana cream pie spanking!
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Photo: Santa got this sweet ass for Xmas! 21 days agoreport
A wammer's dream cum true -- she's got an incredible figure and it's about to get all creamed up!
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Photo21 days agoreport
Incredibly hot pieing!
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Photo21 days agoreport
There are so many sexy things about this pic!
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Photo21 days agoreport
Talk about some luscious legs!
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Photo21 days agoreport
OOOOF!!!! What a pie hit!
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Photo21 days agoreport
Her shock is palpable; her pied profile is a thing of glorious beauty!
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Photo21 days agoreport
Not sure why but I love the way you can still make out her nose between the pies incoming from opposite directions!
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Photo21 days agoreport
Incredible photo! I love the beatific look on this young woman's face as she let's this reporter have it!
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Photo21 days agoreport
My god is a bountiful god
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Photo21 days agoreport
She may have only been hit with one pie per scene, but Ken made sure each and every one of those single pies really counted!
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Photo21 days agoreport
It's a beautiful day in da neighborhood!
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Photo21 days agoreport
Love the way she leans into the pie, which also gives us an incredible view of that deep, dark cleavage!
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Photo22 days agoreport
Confucius say: Face Full of Pie, Heart Full of Happiness!
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Photo22 days agoreport
Eminently gunge-able gams on this gorgeous gal!
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Photo22 days agoreport
Pondering Life's Vicissitudes Whilst Coated in Custard and Cream.
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Photo22 days agoreport
Beautiful Ellie, tragically and erotically subjected to the receiving end of "The Business."
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Photo: When you cum without permission thou shalt be pied22 days agoreport
Who in their right mind would green gunge such a gloriously gorgeous gal? (Me, for one! :-P)
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Photo22 days agoreport
Ellie really knows how to let herself have it!
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Photo: Anyone want an Ellie sandwich? <323 days agoreport
This Is the Way / Step Inside.
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Photo23 days agoreport
The thrill of victory, with no bothersome agony of defeat!
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Photo: See how I got here - out tomorrow <323 days agoreport
Triumph of the human spirit, part 42,362.
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Photo: I love how it ran down my body <324 days agoreport
Just say yes to everything!
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Photo: Do we think I’m on the naughty or nice list?24 days agoreport
A pie to the face really makes you stop and think. . .
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Photo24 days agoreport
Your legs are astoundingly sexy!
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Photo: I bloody love pink mess!! <3 24 days agoreport
(spinning around and throwing hands in the air) "I'm in love, I'm in love, and I don't care who knows it!"
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Photo24 days agoreport
You can almost taste Ava's chagrin here. . .
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Photo24 days agoreport
Adorable expression!
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Photo25 days agoreport
I'll take two ... of everything!
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Photo25 days agoreport
I love the big smile and jazz hands in the face of slapstick adversity!
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Photo25 days agoreport
That short skirt ... those shapely, luscious legs... those fishnet stockings ... an unbeatable combination!
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Photo25 days agoreport
The Glitter and Glam of Showbiz. . .
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Photo: super fun to test out! 25 days agoreport
A simply STAGGERING achievement in gluteus maximus!
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Photo25 days agoreport
What a blithe, beautiful spirit Joslyn seems to be, even when slathered in slime!
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Photo25 days agoreport
This is a gorgeous goth girl indeed -- can't wait to see her plastered with pies!
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Photo25 days agoreport
The glistening buttsteak of a glamorous goddess of glopped-up good times!
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Photo25 days agoreport
Super sexy virtual Messygirl pie sandwich!
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Photo25 days agoreport
A real charmer! 8-D
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Photo25 days agoreport
How adorable can she get?!? :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo25 days agoreport
Simply incredible! What a world we live in where we are blessed to have such insanely erotic messy images and videos!
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Photo25 days agoreport
The pure joy of her expression, the protective arms trying vainly to keep those bodaciously beautiful boobs imprisoned in that flimsy prison of a dress
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Photo26 days agoreport
One of the undeniable signs the WAM Rapture Is Upon Us!!! :P
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Photo: Our game of “suck and blow” 26 days agoreport
My God, what an unprecedented Christmas smorgasbord of bodacious buttsteak for all, sweet and meaty!
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Photo: Anemone tim ball. 26 days agoreport
Beautiful collage you've made here, and of course gorgeous women gloriously GLOPPED courtesy of bodacious :loveeyes: Bagheera! :loveeyes:
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Photo26 days agoreport
Love Robyn's cringing look at the beans hit!
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Photo29 days agoreport
Robyn sets Ivy's controls for the Heart of the Sun . . .
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Photo29 days agoreport
Pains really seems to relish delivering that pie! I'd love to be on the receiving end of a pastry from her!
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Photo29 days agoreport
This radiantly beautiful image could be "Mary hall" of a pieta. Granted, the custard coating could be a bit hard to reconcile with the holy theme . . .
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Photo29 days agoreport
Oh dear! Someone pass this besmirched brunette beauty a moist towelette!
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Photo29 days agoreport
Tonight's Late Movie stars Vivi as the chocolate-creamed, leopard-skinned Queen of WAM!
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Photo29 days agoreport
The Hershey's Kiss I never saw coming
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Photo29 days agoreport
Chocopocalypse!
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Photo29 days agoreport
Springsteen was born to run, Pains was clearly born to WAM!
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Photo29 days agoreport
The incomparable Mia of MostWam really knew how to wear pies!
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Photo29 days agoreport
So dramatic, so statuesque this is n image fit for a Michelangelo sculpture!
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Photo29 days agoreport
Simply spectacular!
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Photo2/24/26report
What an amazing coating of green slime for the Wife to wear in her inimitable fashion!
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Another pair of perfect poses from The Wife and Melody, from their shocked expressions right down to their helpless hands. Also, naturally, Melody always looks completely FABULOUS when coated in slime!
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Photo2/24/26report
Lily looking straight up into a pie headed straight down is slapstick paradise!
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Photo2/24/26report
I love how earnest and pretty Ellie looks in her tin foil hat!
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Photo2/24/26report
Courtney looking up into the falling pie is a BEAUTIFUL SIGHT FOR SORE EYES TO BEHOLD. :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo2/24/26report
The shocked reactions from the three onlookers are perfect! And of course Melody looks amazing under that bright green slime deluge!
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Photo2/24/26report
Melody has the GREATEST reactions to getting slimed and pied! I also LOVE the Wife's expression here!
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Photo2/24/26report
This chocolate batter gunging is OUTRAGEOUSLY sexy! Ava really knows how to take the mess!
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Photo2/22/26report
Ava is one of the most gorgeous WAM models!
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Photo2/22/26report
I love Mariah's defiantly crossed arms, you can tell she is (mock)-fuming under the sloppy deluge Bagheera is dishing out onto her head! I also love Bianca's thrilled but disbelieving reaction to all this degradation for her colleague!
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Photo2/22/26report
This may well be the hottest pic of Ivy Rain ever, and that's really saying something! She's so delighted NOT to be the one heading into the gunge tank!
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Photo2/22/26report
Kelsey thinking to herself, "This isn't happening! This ISN'T happening! Surely if I keep smiling big and looking so cute they will never want to pie and slime little ol' me..."
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Photo2/21/26report
Beautiful posing from Kelli and Britney, and I love Kelsey's reaction to seeing her aunt and cousin pied, knowing that soon she too will be on the receiving end of this messy fate!
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Photo2/21/26report
Completely delicious!
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Photo2/21/26report
Ugh, I can't remember the exact name of the producer, but it's something like "Girls Who Play Games" I just did a few searches on variations on that phrase and came up with nothing. They have promoted stuff on the UMD before but not that often because they aren't really a WAM producer. Their thing is girls playing games with the loser suffering an embarrassing forfeit but I believe less than 10% of these forfeits are messy ones. So they're not really a WAM producer but a more general kind of producer who occasionally does WAM.
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Photo2/21/26report
Incredible pie hit!
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Photo2/20/26report
No one takes a pie quite like the gorgeous Zoey Chanel!
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I love her expression here!
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Photo2/20/26report
WILDLY EROTIC STUFF! How am I supposed to go on about my day as a productive member of society knowing someting this sexy is going on somewhere in the universe?
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Photo2/20/26report
Some of the sexiest swamp things I ever did see!
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Exquisite beauty, elegantly degraded, tastefully and tastily humiliated!
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The irrepressible joie de vivre of Jess West!
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Photo2/20/26report
It's from a MostWam video called "Teacher Ari and Smoking Student Sky." Sky is the one shown in this photo, but both models get very messy in this scene.
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Photo2/20/26report
If that tongue could only talk, the stories it would tell! (See what I did there?)
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An awesome ride to the finish line!
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Photo2/20/26report
Everything's coming up roses, so to speak!
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There's just no coming back from gloppage like this. Nope, Mystique will just have to take up permanent residence in the WAM Hall of Fame!
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Photo2/20/26report
Q: A little chocolate sauce on your buttsteak?
A: Why yes, thank you, don't mind if I do.
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Photo2/19/26report
Why does she look so surprised? She's just realized the shocking breakdown in moral values that has taken place in contemporary society.
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