My Comments
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It just doesn't get any sexier! (Feel free to prove me wrong, but HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA )
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Photo7/9/25report
As with most things, WAM is more about the journey than the destination. And this looks like one incredibly erotic journey! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo7/9/25report
Alana, you're looking as sexy as ever!
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Photo7/9/25report
I'm in sweltering southern Arizona heat right now... 105 degrees at present ... so this looks even better to me than it does to most WAM fans. . .
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Photo7/7/25report
Kate's happiness about pi day/pie day is positively contagious.
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Photo: Happy Pi day, let's celebrate our favorite holida7/7/25report
I feel like I've died and gone to the beergarden of my dreams . . .
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Photo7/7/25report
This unspeakably fantastic model + PiedPinups ultra-professional pie technique = a massive slice of WAM paradise!
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Photo: more breaking news7/6/25report
The gif that keeps on giving! :-P
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Photo: oh no not again!7/6/25report
It's like her whole hand disappeared into a magical land... Wizard! :-P
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Photo7/6/25report
Holy hell, this is an impossibly sexy action shot! Incredible impact, glorious splatter, textbook definition helpless hands, and of course those incredible tits!
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Photo7/6/25report
So freaking hot... it's almost like she's doing the Price Is Right hand modeling thing to show off her own dessert-based humiliation! (Or perhaps she's just highlighting her FABUOLOUS boobs!)
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Photo7/6/25report
EPIC!!!
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Photo7/6/25report
Most erotic semaphore message of all time? Discuss.
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Photo7/5/25report
Well, she can't set her drink there for the time being, as the slime would cause it to slide right off . . .
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Photo7/5/25report
BUTTSTEAK: It's what's for goddamned dinner!
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Photo7/5/25report
Whoever knew the WAM Repture would be so ECSTATIC?!?
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Photo7/4/25report
Kate, you couldn't get any more adorable if you tried. That smile, my God. . .
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Photo7/4/25report
Behold! A true WAM goddess!
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Photo7/4/25report
Impossibly great slime reception post. As always, I love the helpless hands, but there's honestly nothing here at all that I don't love!
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Photo7/4/25report
I just fell in love with Kate again, for like the 563rd time . . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo7/4/25report
AGREED! She seems to divide opinion among WAM fans, with many people not caring for her, but I can't imagine why that would be the case. For me, Lane was one of the greats! "I'm already CREAMY being hearing between you two girls, so why don't you CREAM ME?!?" she asks, cleverly, in the video shown above (I think that's the one anyway.) MG says he let her basically come up with all her own dialogue because it was far better than anything he could write for her.
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Photo7/4/25report
A very lovely mystery pie victim indeed! I hope someone can point us toward this video!!!!
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Photo7/4/25report
She goes through a whole range of emotion in a matter of seconds, love it!
Photo7/3/25report
She appears to be hyperventilating . . .
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Photo7/3/25report
Fantastic work!
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Photo7/3/25report
Love these helpless hands. And also how happy the pie-pusher looks at what she's accomplishing!
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Photo7/3/25report
If Tim Buton directed a WAM video, it might look a lil' sumpin' like this . . . :-P
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Photo7/3/25report
Love this up-close look at the dessert menu!
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Photo7/3/25report
Love the helpless hands here!
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Photo7/3/25report
Damn, that's one smoldering beauty, even if she is synthetic!
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Photo7/3/25report
Ira, your vital role in this meeting is greatly appreciated. That WAS a terrifically messy pieing, as you note above, and it's amazing how much of that bright pink slime fit into that little bucket, only to end up all over you. The laws of physics may actually be bending in your presence, in order that you may be rendered a maximum mess! If you feel it's unfair that even mother nature is against you, I'd say that's just part of your job description as the Sexiest Stoogette Ever!
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Photo: Ira plays a vital role in a meeting!7/3/25report
So classic. Both ladies look absolutely lovely before and after their pieings. I'm especially fond of the image of Yana so well plastered in pastry! And to be honest, purple is my favorite color, so seeing both gorgeous women pied in purple tops makes it extra special for me!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: Pied Receptionists!7/3/25report
Don't have the link but it's a free video posted by UMD member Johnnypie.
Photo7/2/25report
Excellent posture! :loveeyes:
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Photo7/2/25report
I'm truly glad she's having such fun with it . . .
Photo7/2/25report
ONCE MORE. . . WITH FEELING!
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Photo7/2/25report
Amazing action shot! That pie is "right on target, so direct." And that cleavage is outstanding!
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Photo7/1/25report
Incredibly sexy!
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Photo7/1/25report
My thoughts exactly, Vivi . . .
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Photo6/30/25report
"An immersive experience," as the kids say. . .
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Photo6/30/25report
The beautiful Brigitte, seen here setting her controls for the heart of the Sun . . .
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Photo6/30/25report
Vivi, seen here pondering the life and career choices that led her to getting slopped with the nastiest slime known to mankind on literally dozens of occasions . . . with occasional light relief via delicious creamy pies plastering her gorgeous face.
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Photo6/30/25report
She seems to be really enjoying getting pied, which makes this scene even sexier . . .
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Photo6/30/25report
Looks like she's about to bite into an invisible 15" hoagie. Could that be the case? (In all seriousness, this feels like a scene out of Greco-Roman mythology, something that was then turned into a dramatic sculpture by some Renaissance-era master. Only you know . . . minus the cream . . . )
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Photo6/30/25report
"Yes, Yes" indeed!!!! I'm just happy to be an onlooker to this impossibly sexy thing going on right here in this very screenshot. :-P
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Photo6/30/25report
Tefy has always had my heart. Or maybe it's one of my other organs?
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Photo6/30/25report
Two months ago, when originally posted, this one sent me to bonertown. Eleven days ago, it worked its magic once again. Today, to quote David Byrne, "Same as it ever was." This one really stands the test of time!
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Photo6/30/25report
Irina, you are a haunting vision of thoroughly pied femininity here. You look absolutely sensational in all that pie, and Maria also looks radiant and she relishes what she's about to do, pour a bucket of slime over your head.
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Photo6/29/25report
Yana, for my money the second most gorgeous woman in the E-double I-U (Extended Irinia Isakova Universe), is positively and professionaly plastered here. Lovely work, Ira!
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Photo6/29/25report
There's no pussingfootying around here with this pie delivery, no delicate light first hit before the rain of pastry hellfire comes thundering down, no ma'am. You are aborbing a tremendous first pie hit here, Irina, delivered with ruthless precision and prejudicial force, a blast so great it creates an absolutely massive ring of splattering cream around your lovely head!
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Photo6/29/25report
Zoey is so amused that her colleauge has gotten the slime treatment now too . . .
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Photo6/28/25report
The joy on her face!
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Photo6/28/25report
Not sure how she even manages to stand upright. . .
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Photo6/28/25report
The incomparable Kate!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo6/28/25report
Clean or messy, clothed or unclothed, Zoey is always a vision!
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Photo6/28/25report
Such a radiant beauty, so ripe for pieing and sliming!!~!!~
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Photo6/28/25report
Slapstick Archaeology!
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Photo6/28/25report
Triumph of the human spirit!
Photo6/28/25report
I'm just happy to be here.
Photo6/28/25report
Utterly adorable!
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Photo6/28/25report
Love this look for her -- she's not only flat-out gorgeous, but she's sat in a tub with buckets of slime, biting her lip tentatively, looking off to the side, all as if to say, "What the hell have I gotten myself into here?"
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Photo6/28/25report
I'll have what she's having. . .
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Photo6/28/25report
This is the way to start the morning off right -- explosively sexy!
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Photo6/28/25report
Kate is definitely bumping her pretty head against the asymptote here, meaning WAM will never get any sexier than this.
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Photo6/27/25report
Kate's impossibly radiant smile shines through any slime deluge.
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Photo6/27/25report
As always Kate, your legs look absolutely luscious! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo6/27/25report
She's smiling because she's got the feeling of a job well done!
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Photo6/27/25report
Welcome to the dessert menu, now more immersive than ever before!
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Photo6/27/25report
Let the goddamn goodtimes and great oldies roll, mindless mofos!
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Photo6/27/25report
JustJade, you are simply STAGGERINGLY SEXY!
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Photo6/26/25report
What a WAM goddess!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo6/26/25report
Kacie's and Satine's facial expressions are incredible here... as are their goop-covered bodies!
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Photo6/26/25report
Incredible avatar pic!
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User: Wam Bagheera Studio6/26/25report
Now that's a really delicious looking face full of pie!
Photo6/25/25report
The slightly knock-kneed position of the pie victim's legs make this even hotter than it already would've been otherwise . . .
Photo6/25/25report
A pair of ultra-leggy babes get really well pied by a fun-loving waitress -- what's not to love?!? :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
Photo6/25/25report
It's a shame that AI has such trouble with proper "pie orientation" (somehow the bottom of this pie is the crust, then comes the tin, then the whipped cream), but this is still a spectacular picture!
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Photo6/25/25report
From Kacie's chest to Satine's panties, the Whipped Cream Never Stops!
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Photo6/25/25report
Another perfect helpless hands pose!
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Photo6/25/25report
Satine's expression here is priceless!
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Photo6/24/25report
Love the way Kacie is keeping her arms at her sides as she endures the latest round of mess.
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Photo6/24/25report
I love this one, both for the extreme facial coverage for the woman on the left and the great glee on the face of the woman on the right. She's really tickled by her dining companion's humiliation. I can only hope she is pushed down facefirst into that massive dessert on the table, seconds after the moment captured here!
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Photo6/24/25report
Both Lisa's and Charlotte's expressions are absolutely perfect here!
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Photo6/24/25report
An impossibly delicious moment: Kacie really lets herself HAVE IT! Yummmmmmmm . . . .
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Photo6/24/25report
Two timeless beauties, one huge motherfucking mess!
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Photo6/24/25report
Great helpless hands pose here, among other things . . .
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Photo6/24/25report
Damn, I love where this is heading!
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Photo6/24/25report
So many great pairs in this photo ... a pair of fine, fine, superfine ladies... a pair of pairs of incredible ass-cheeks, and there's also a pair of boobs -- just referring to what's visible in this pic -- a pair boobs with one belonging to Tillie and one to Penelope. Wonders never cease! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: Mud wrestling with Tilly!6/21/25report
Tina's expression here is amazingly erotic! I also love the way Jess West is lustily eyeing Tina's custard-colored comeuppance!
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Photo6/21/25report
The pool isn't the only place that's wet right now.
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Photo6/21/25report
A perfect ass for pieing!
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Photo: tights/dress by request6/21/25report
So impossibly tantalizing. . . . :P
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Photo6/21/25report
What an incredible journey this montage depicts!
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Scene: Sooty and the Different Slimes6/21/25report
Now those are some Legendary Legs, not to mention an Ass for the Ages! :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss:
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Photo6/21/25report
Jade, you seem to be experiencing mixed emotions on the brink of this momentous self-sliming. It made me think of this bit of dialouge:

Son or Daughter: Father, what does "REGRET" mean?

Father: Well, my child, a funny thing about regret is that it's always better to regret something you HAVE done that something you HAVEN'T.
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Photo6/20/25report
BEYOND GORGEOUS!!!
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Photo6/20/25report
The aliens have landed and they're much...ummm... messier and sexier than we ever imagined they would be.
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Photo6/20/25report
The joy on your face, the pie on your ass . . .
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Photo: Give it to me!6/20/25report
Summit Meeting of the Brunette WAM Goddesses. When Lane Met Penelope: I'll Have What They're Having! Was this Penelope's first Messygirl Pie Sandwich? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Photo6/20/25report
Primo helpless hands, among other incredible attributes . . .
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Photo6/20/25report
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