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Delicious Danielle Trixie pies Magnificent Mallory with the authority of someone who's starred in a lot of pie scenes already, and Mallory receives her Gift of Facial Pastry with aplomb. Mallory was amazingly hot, it's a pity she only ever did a handful of WAM videos.
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Topless and already-pied Kymberly Jane, sitting in a sex swing and about to get pied in her spectacular tits by the already topless and pied Naomi K. DOES LIFE GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS?!?!?!?!?
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Somehow it makes me extra happy to know that when Marie's BF shoved a pie in her pretty face, seconds before kneeling and proposing to her, he used BANANA CREAM as his weapon of choice. Banana cream is, for me, the quintessential in-yer-face flavor. So sloppy, so soft, so sexy, and such a silly name for such a silly-shaped fruit to use as the basis for a pie (plus the peels are great for comedically slipping on). BUH-NAH-NUH. You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried!
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Lovely Lisa Moon gives Stunning Charlotte a pie to the face and one to the ass simultaneously! (In the business, this is referred to as a "messygirl pie sandwich" after the producer that innovated it.)
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One of the most adorable WAM photos of all time, starring the charismatic and very creamed Fawn!
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Pies, cakes, slime -- Abby wears them all with sexy slapstick charm to spare!
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I just love Charlotte's expression of chagrin as she becomes enveloped in goopy green slime.
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Only a few minutes into the shoot, Mrs. Bee already had MANY questions about her contract.
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WAMF model Haren absorbs the brunt of slapstick assault like a trooper.
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Charlotte looks so very determined. Someone's about to GET IT GOOD!!!
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That most accomplished of all Wam hostesses, stunning Charlotte, is about to find herself on the wrong end of a very creamy pie!
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The glorious sexiness that is Elle, who's just been doubly and publicly pied in the puss by a random passerby that she herself talked into doing the dirty deed! Even in the midst of this considerable mess and public humiliation, Elle still sports a million dollar smile. How can anyone not love this woman?!?
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Lovely Elle thoughtfully touches up her makeup using her reflection in a car window as a mirror. She has to look her best when she asks a random passerby in the parking lot to smash two pies in her gorgeous face! She's that committed to a proper public pie experience!
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What a trooper! Elle gamely takes a pie in her gorgeous face in a public parking lot. Anything for her friend Rich and a modest paycheck!
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Staggeringly, impossibly sexy! Kymberly Jane, as legendary a WAM model as exists in this or any other universe, hula hoops while getting VERY pelted with pies. Amazing that this video has never even been released!
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Leon in hot pursuit of a very hot target -- very clean hostess Charlotte!
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Lyndsay is one of the most classic Slapstick Stuff models of all time!
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Abby daydreaming about the plentiful pie possibilities of being plastered in pastry!
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Slapstick Stuff's Erin was another one of the most beautiful WAM models of all time! She does did one volume for Rich, but I'll remember her fondly forever and ever!
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Kate has been rendered a gloriously sexy mess, and her helpless hands just make her dessert-based degradation all the more delicious.
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Kate tries (unsuccessfully) to talk her way out of yet another pie barrage.
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Kate braces herself stoically for her husband's impending pastry assault.
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Impossibly sexy Kate has become even sexier, slathered in banana cream pies!!!
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It's fun and sexy even just brushing your teeth when your initials are P G K !!!
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No one takes a pie to the puss with quite the air of punctured dignity as Princess Charlotte!!!! (Nice delivery by Casey too!)
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WAM superbabe Charlotte, just prior to getting plastered with pies for her birthday!!!
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Charlotte looks fabulous in ANY mess! Or completely clean, for that matter.
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__"Bakers in bikinis always cheer me up."___ (sung to the tune of "Rainy Days & Monday's.")
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Thanks, I needed that... because 27 real cream pies in my face wasn't QUITE enough. Thanks for making the 28th pie a banana cream pie, a totally delicious addition to the massive amounts of cream, crust and pie filling that are accruing on my face, in my hair, all over my shoulders and boobs, seeping down into my considerable cleavage...
Erin took this opportunity to show off both her totally rockin' bikini bod AND her skills at baking.
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There wasn't a dry eye in the house after an intensely emotional pie delivered by Lisa directly to Charlotte's stunned face!
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I recall this shot being misidentified as the work of Sticky Tara once. Glad to know the actual source!
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Despite her wanton wagging of the Finger of Warning at Leon, he advances inexorably toward Charlotte, making menacing motions with his catastrophic cream pie.
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"The life of the theater is certainly fraught with many chills and thrills." An actress never knows, for instance, when she might be called upon to take a pie to the face, no matter how intoxicating her beauty may be.
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Charlotte: Is this the world's biggest spit take, or are you just happy to see me?!?
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SPLATTTTT!!!! Princess Charlotte takes her first pie of the day, courtesy of lovely Lisa.
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"Princess on a steeple and all the pretty people, they're all drinking and thinking that they got it mmade." Little does gorgeous, pampered Princess Charlotte realize the pie blitz that is about to engulf her royal world!!!
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