Banana Cream Pie -- Who Wore It Best?!? (Okay fine, there's only one contestant in this photo... but you gotta admit, she's doing a damn good job here!)
Leggy supermodel Valerie enjoys French symbolist poetry, moonlit walks on the beach, and posing in a bikini and stiletto heels while holding pie crusts full of cool whip for no apparent reason. . .
I love the expression on Valerie's face in the left photo, where she seems to be exhaling a deep breath as she's on the verge of self-pieing. Perhaps too she is pondering the life choices that led her to this particular humiliating moment in the space-time continuum. . .
After the willing suspenders of disbelief pretended for a spell to do their job keeping the model's nipples covered, they have retreated to the sides of Alura's alluring breasts, allowing all a generous view.
A pure, iconic pied face for the ages! I think this may well be the first pie ever taken by a SlapstickStuff model -- I'm almost certain it's the first pie scene Rich ever shot (at least for public consumption with a paid model), although the model may have been hit with the first two pies at the point this pic was taken, not sure.
SStuff Rich said this model was a dud from a personality perspective. Anglefan Ken, who also worked with her, called her a "charisma vacuum" (and yet he shot at least 26 scenes with her!). I always enjoyed her work myself.
Brin sure wore the hell out of that gold bikini! A woman blessed with great looks and serious comedy chops, a rare treasure, a remarkable find, a full necklace of genuine pearls for Rich to throw before us UMD swine. . .
Some truly incredible splatter here! Also, it must be noted, this is an EXTREMELY attractive recipient, catching a powerful pie-pelting in her pretty puss so purposefully, so passively, with her arms calmly at her sides. She is an incredible trooper!