I actually meant to comment on this one when I typed "Me next!! Me next! Plz!!!" but oh well, it's all the same and would simply a beautiful dream cum true for me.
If it were in private where no one knew I was there or that it was me, he'll yeah! I'd get ansed and pied by a messygorl(or wambabes, or virtually any female willing to do that to me privately and in secret)