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You need to make sure you have a beard, a scarf in 90-degree weather, a cup of starbucks or panera coffee, Ray Ban Wayfarers... I'll be sure to incorporate these items into my look so we can BOTH be d-bag photographers.
You need to ask her to take her top off even though you said she wouldn't have to for the job, then her panties even though she specifically said she wouldn't do nudity. Then make sure she cries. C'est manifique!
Should I even ask where you keep your D cell batteries:-)
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Itemized list of inside jokes:
-"the upright snake": a term we coined to describe Bobby Brown's dancing in the "Every Little Step" video.
-"Not even counting it! Throwing fliff like a SULTAN!": This is Professor Brother's "Fliff Night." Find it on YouTube NOW. You'll thank us.
-The song playing: Another classic YouTube find Kaydens showed us. It's called "Freak-a-holic" by The Egyptian Lover.
-Jayce's tits: this isn't a joke.
-"the upright snake": a term we coined to describe Bobby Brown's dancing in the "Every Little Step" video.
-"Not even counting it! Throwing fliff like a SULTAN!": This is Professor Brother's "Fliff Night." Find it on YouTube NOW. You'll thank us.
-The song playing: Another classic YouTube find Kaydens showed us. It's called "Freak-a-holic" by The Egyptian Lover.
-Jayce's tits: this isn't a joke.
