Profile from UMD
This profile is from UMD.
Last on:
5/19/22
Time here:
12 ½ years
Gender:
Male
Followers:
8
UMD Fetish ID:
35540
Comments:
Reviews:
Issues?
About Me:
Every woman is beautiful - no matter the age or physique. When a woman looks at me with an inviting smile, I am captivated. A woman who takes off her clothes for the camera gives me a special gift. And a woman who does WAM is very special indeed. I reserve my highest esteem for the wambabes. Any woman who gets Ariel's seal of approval is automatically golden in my book.

WAM provokes a primitive, visceral reaction that perfectly complements our (also primitive) sex drive. What could be more primitive than wallowing in mud? WAM is an exquisite way of enhancing the, already beautiful, human body. It tells a story and invites participation. WAM is Red Bull for the imagination. It explodes with inspiration and creative possibilities. I have a particular fondness for marshmallow and peanut butter, because of the way they transform as they are warmed by the body. They glisten; they smooth; they conform - almost becoming one with the body.

My user name (wamwright) derives from the term wright, which means constructive worker, such as wheelwright or playwright. I never planned to live up to that name, preferring to remain a lurker. However, I've been exposed to so much inspiration here at UMD that my creative juices are about ready to burst forth. I must go where my muse leads me. Or is that a siren? I can never tell the difference until it's too late

In the mundane world, I let my geek flag fly. I listen to podcasts on science, history and the human condition. I enjoy theatre from Broadway musicals to Shakespeare. My idea of a fun evening is to discuss core beliefs over cabernet and dark chocolate until the wee hours of the morning. I enjoy practicing random acts of kindness, because it helps create the kind of world that I want to live in. I seek to live a sex positive life.
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Jayce  5/18/22
1
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???Report
Kaydens  1/25/18
1
Thanks so much babe! How've you been?! <333Report
jilly  12/9/14
Your pictures reminded me of the song "Peacock" by Katy Perry. Check it out I prefer the live version... She looks SUPER sexy in it. I suggest you check out both! xReport
ooo  11/8/14
(super late reply, oops!) thanks so much cute stuff!Report
jilly  7/28/14
Thank you, darlin' ^_^ Hopefully I'll have another soaked bedspread picture to show you later LOLReport
jilly  7/8/14
Totally unexpected, as per usual... But thank you, dearest ^_^ Thanks for lifting my spirits in the way only you can a couple days ago x Too, too sweet.Report
LaylaMoore  5/21/14
You're so welcome, sweetie I read your profile and just had to shoot you a request Report
Jayce  4/15/14
Thank you so much! Report
jilly  4/9/14
Oh so NOW I see the sweet peaches pictures ^_^ Nicely done Glad you got nice and sticky.Report
Messy Custard  4/5/14
Thanks for the add. Your profile's opening paragraph sums up my thoughts wonderfully.Report
Marion  4/5/14
I LOVE IT!Report
jilly  3/30/14
Maybe we can swap... Files Have a LAN orgy XDReport
jilly  3/27/14
Already getting started on learning my lines... Now to decide the MESS. Care to give me some ideas for that part too?? heheReport
ooo  3/19/14
thanks!!! xoxoxReport
Mr Wammer88  3/15/14
Thanks for the add. XReport
Biz  3/14/14
Fucking brilliant profile pic. Captured her true essence to perfection.Report
jilly  3/13/14
Nice profile pic heheReport
ooo  3/9/14
thanks so muchy, honeypie ^_^; i couldn't have done it without ya! mucho appreciated~ xoxoReport
Jayce  2/24/14
Thanks so much for everything! we had a fun weekend! I wish Jilly could have been here but, there are always more weekends! but, thank you Report
jilly  2/20/14
Oh psssh. You should NEVER get rid of those pictures I love when people post their favorite pics of me. It's the best ^_^Report
Jayce  2/19/14
that warm breeze are a bunch of sweet ass files sitting here in my avs folder good stuffs coming!Report
jilly  2/13/14
Damn straight there are some good times to be had Mmm mmm good! heheReport
jilly  2/6/14
Muchos gracias, my lovely ^_^ I really wasn't expecting it, but I'm not gonna turn it down!Report
jilly  1/19/14
Hope to see more of you on here, mister! Jilly misses you... And I kinda want everyone to know who the mastermind behind the strawberry shortcake outfit was Report
Jayce  1/8/14
2013 taught me that wamwright will not be my friend anymore (( oh where oh where did wamwright go? oh where oh where can he beeeeee?? kidding. i know people get busy. I am glad that you are well and optimistic about the new year Report
jilly  1/1/14
I hope I did your outfit justice ^_^ You, my dear, have incredible taste x I've missed you on here!Report
ooo  8/8/13
sent Report
ooo  7/9/13
I just got home from seeing my grandma on her bday in the smokey mountains (my favorite place i have EVER been). i've only had 2 hours of sleep the last 2 days, i just drove myself and my mom home beginning at 3am, it's now 7am..BUT I HAVE INTERNET AGAIN wooohoo!!! just had to hop on to tell ya . so excited to send you some content . goodnight/morning sugar!!!Report
ooo  6/18/13
thank you so much for the vibes and status shout out ^_^ xoxo! your new pics are BLOWING ME AWAY! they deserve a forum post all to them self in my opinion! your ideas get better and better every time . i haven't seen ariel since xmas and i get to in a few hours! im too excited to sleep ;D.Report
WammerZeit Produktions  6/5/13
Well there are two new videos coming out One for house of mess and another for "s*l* s*s*a*s" but that's all I'm giving away for the new umd store on this profile ^_^ Well, at least publicly Report
Jayce  6/4/13
i am excited to see it too!!Report
jilly  6/4/13
Latest video, BIG shout-out to you in it I'm jazzed!Report
ooo  5/30/13
i just read the review..hehe thank youu!!!! *paints hearts around your nipples* the 4 way was easy! you should try it, it felt exxxcellent! i wonder how many pies i can carefully and quickly stack on my head/face before they fell off!Report
ooo  5/23/13
i'm about to email you, i cant sleep again! >,< xoxoxReport
CandyCustard  5/16/13
Thank you xxxReport
Jayce  5/9/13
thank you! i wish kay was nipping at something else but ill take my heels for now and i am sure my ass had something to do with my wotd, not me. it has a mind of its own.Report
ooo  5/8/13
thank ya for the review sweetums!!! xoxox!Report
jilly  5/7/13
We're about to turn Drew's page into a producer's page so the "cutest couple" will be on one page for a while haha. We are pretty darn cute --except in person Thank ya, darlin xReport
Jayce  5/5/13
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Omgosh I'm sorry I know that must have sucked but you made me laugh so hard! Did you use my fail proof cool whip system? Guaranteed to take out any burn! you kill me! Lol!Report
ooo  5/4/13
thanks so much! you rule as well! we rule the sticky, creamy world together!!! xoxoxReport
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