Aww why didn't you want to do it maybe I would have a special surprise for you if you did do it brother I think that you would love that special surprise
Who's wedding brother? If it was mine I would get you super messy that you would not even be able to regonise your self you would look so good with me messing you up at least I think you would I would even give your head and beard a special relaxing shampoo why the rest of you is super messy and sweet
Pulls you in close take off your hat and glasses and then I put peanut butter all over your suit and head and shaving cream all over your face and beard and say hold still and then put a peanut butter pie in your face
Since you clearly don't like the boxers, maybe next time he should make you post a pic taken from this same angle/perspective but bareass naked, with everything on full display.