I've been a wammer for as long as I can remember - the gameshows on TV when I was a kid have started a lifelong love of getting utterly trashed. I'm very much a doer, more than a watcher, particularly when it's combined with my other passions, like crossdressing and bondage.

Mess-wise I love it all: food, both sweet and savoury, gunge, mud, whatever. Feel free to cover me in the grossest, vilest, most humiliating slop you can think of. I won't do paints, glue, or scat, but pretty much anything else is fair game, and I love being forced into having my boundaries pushed. The more, and the filthier, the better.