If you really want to be humiliated: I dare you to dress up as a clown - big red nose, goofy makeup, big shoes, the lot. As silly and embarrassing as you can look. Then sit yourself down on a whoopee cushion, atop which sits a nice thick pie. Then, once you've got some nice coverage, fill a balloon with shaving cream and sit on it until it pops and covers your clown butt in even more cream. Then, for added humiliation, I dare you to wear a diaper and pee in it, still dressed as a clown!
Beautiful! You take them like such a great stooge! Would love to see 10-100 more bc you look so great covered. Perhaps tilt up to show those nipples being covered and rubbed! Come to LA and let's get you wet and messy!
Pour a bucket of water over your head. Then, a Shaving Cream Pie on top of your head, then one to your face. Then, another bucket of water over your head to watch all the foamy goo run down off you. :P