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Move along, people, nuttin' to see here. Just another totally normal day at the IHOP!
Ohhh my how hott and sexy this is I would love to pick you up and plop you right down into this bed full of mess then get on top of you and role around in this mess together making out grinding against eachother and have hot wild sex
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Holy shit this is so hot and sexy :loveeyes: I so wish I could get pies thrown at me like that :-P
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This is such a hot and great idea :loveeyes: I wish I could dive into a giant pile of shaving cream :-P
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This is so fucking hot! She is so adorable and it is so cute how into it she is! Amazing video!
Looks amazing! Love the model, the mess, and the fact that she's wearing black socks the whole time (I have a foot kink where nylons and socks are a big factor, and black is my favorite) :-D
This is one has become one of my all time favorites. It is hard not to be absolutely enthralled by Hades just the way she looks at the camera while covered in pie and playing with a dildo. Would love to see more of her. Would especially love to see her do a cake drop.
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I can't help it; I must proclaim on here again how smitten I am with Neev! I'd treat her right; as a gentleman
know want and would make Neev my girlfriend.
know want and would make Neev my girlfriend.
Ever since I saw my first tarring and feathering scene on tv, I always wanted to be the victim! Imagine: The mob strips you naked, exposes you in front of them, slathers your entire body in the thick, sticky, black, and gloopy tar, and finally sprinkles feathers all over your body knowing they'll stick to the tar! What could be more humiliating? The mob just robbed you of all your dignity, and your entire community will remember your public disgrace! Just writing this made me hard.
Recurring fantasy: Be contestant on a gameshow, which airs on national tv, and wallow in the same mess and in the same way as Pains is here! Everyone you know would see how much you debased yourself, causing lifelong humiliation... Once it's on the internet, there's no getting rid of it!
She'd be my perfect little girlfriend, so cute and innocent looking... Until you found out she stars in wet and messy fetish videos! She's a messy, perverted freak...and I love it! I want to bring her home and meet my friends and family; with all of them knowing what she does, and that I'm in a relationship with her all the same. That means I'm a freak, too, by-proxy!
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"Doo doo doo. . . just pretend like this isn't happening and it will all go away . . . "
Thes have become some of my favorite scenes. Simple pies to the face with genuine reaction :loveeyes:
This is an epic masterpiece. The level of passion that shines through Kieran and the sounds she makes are worth the price. But it is so so much more than that. The textures, pacing, and coverage are its own video on top of it. Then when the control goes into Kieran's hand, chef's kiss of mastery.
One of the most authentic, well crafted, and professional scenes I have seen in years. Absolute must collectors item for the kinky slop connoisseurs
One of the most authentic, well crafted, and professional scenes I have seen in years. Absolute must collectors item for the kinky slop connoisseurs
This is being bought once I get paid (either today or tomorrow). The stills say it all; this is right up my alley! You and Kieran should be immensely proud of this WAM masterwork (I can already tell it is one)! :loveeyes:
Promises to be another amazing journey into the heart of sloppy slapstick extremity!
This model is so lovely, and the colorful slop enveloping her whole head, the slop down her top -- these are a few of my fav-O-rite things!
A truly amazing pie hit. Also must say that Kalayna has some of the best possible hair a pie recipient can have -- loads of long curls to hold the white cream and pink filling, and in a dark color to really let the white and pink pop against it. Delicious stuff!
J'aimerais beaucoup faire pareille mois dans un ancien pétrin en bois pour mettre au fond une couche de cake et ensuite m'allonger dedans et me recouvrir totalement de cake de la te Au pied. J'aimerais beaucoup
Rosie's buttsteak is served up extra sweet 'n meaty tonight, and Pains is the first customer!
Love these incredible messy profiles! Pains really knows how to play up her mock-outrage!
This video appears to consist of nothing but pure, unadulterated WAM bliss! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
Pains is masterful in the helpless reception of pie in her gorgeous kisser! This just became one of my favorite pie screenshots ever; it pushes so many buttons for me!
Yes please, this is the messy dream :D
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Pains really seems to relish delivering that pie! I'd love to be on the receiving end of a pastry from her!
8-D :loveeyes: 8-D :loveeyes: 8-D :loveeyes:This immediately became one of my all-time favorite pie pics! I absolutely love this model, whatever her name is*, I absolutely love banana cream pies -- the quintessential in-yer-face flavor for my money -- and I love this coverage. DELICIOUS!!!
*This model apparently went through a whole series of different names for her various scenes in the olden days of the Port City Slophouse store, even the producer told me he couldn't keep track of them all!!
*This model apparently went through a whole series of different names for her various scenes in the olden days of the Port City Slophouse store, even the producer told me he couldn't keep track of them all!!
Beautiful model, excellently pied, great pose, wonderful helpless hands! :loveeyes:
You can really feel the Haughtiness radiating off of Cindy here! Her Majesty is due for a Creamy Comeuppance without delay!
it's time to put on makeup.
It's time to dress up right.
It's time to meet the Muppets
On the Muppet Show tonight!
It's time to dress up right.
It's time to meet the Muppets
On the Muppet Show tonight!
What delicious dessert degradation the waitress has dished out all over snooty Cindy here!
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