There's so much laundry hanging out to dry... It should all get wet again. You have such a hot ass in those wet tight jeans that my jeans are stained with precum
I have a crazy fantasy: You have a hole in your jeans ass and your buddy's hand is dripping with slime in your hole and you enjoy it very much. Your cock spits explosively in your tight jeans
his shoes are great; the look like they keep water inside for a long time; get wet in the morning and still squelch in the evening, what's not to like?