In my mind, I've made up an end to that story where the team leaves this diapered guy in the pie pod, covered in mess, until the school custodian finds him. He tried to avoid soiling that diaper for as long as he could...
@MrSmithNYC I would happily volunteer to be that guy. I would be stripped down to just my boxer shorts. No need for a plastic cover over me. I can take it all.