28 yr old dudebro with zero shame into football gear, wedgies, and getting pied, slimed, and absolutely humiliated. Big into the gameshow format, lost bets, generally just anything that makes getting messy a punishment. Dudes flexing while getting messed up is a huge turn on for me. Don't have much to flex myself, but I don't really care.

Usually the one getting messed up, but always down to pie, slime, and humiliate another dude. All in good fun.

Not the best at chatting, sorry if I get back to you days/weeks later. Open to meeting up around Houston. Available to host, can travel if reasonable.

Other names I go by/have gone by online that you may recognize:
bros.of.pie
fabian_g220
PieBro913
CqretPiez

I don't mind reposting, as long as credit's given.