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I'm the big lug who falls into the wedding cake, the jock who gets stuck at the pie toss booth, the wrestler slimed head-to-toe by the bad guy.
Don't be fooled by my stooge act - I'm a total top, and I love creaming butts as well as faces.
I love hearing from people, so if you like seeing me get it, shoot me a comment or a message. I try to reply to all messages, but I'm slow.
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A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.
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8/29/25
Commented on a photo: "This is so awesome - we are all Ryan!"
8/14/25
Commented on a photo: "Now that's a PIE"
8/13/25
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Uploaded 5 new pictures to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"
8/5/25
Added a new video: "Catching Pies... with My Face"
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6/17/25
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6/16/25
Commented on a photo: "that's a good pie man"
6/15/25
Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "piesplats's Main Album"
6/8/25
Added a new video: "Pied from both Sides"
6/8/25
A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.
6/5/25
Added a new video: "Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk"
5/23/25
A pic from piesplats's gallery is our new picture of the day.
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"I'm so honored to be Wammer of the Day. I'd like to thank Jay853uk, my fans, and of course the Academ-" SPLAT!
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I see you got your football uniform dirty! If I was a ref I'd wave the yellow card, but expect to be hit with a pie in return
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Don't be fooled by my stooge act - I'm a total top, and I love creaming butts as well as faces.
I love hearing from people, so if you like seeing me get it, shoot me a comment or a message. I try to reply to all messages, but I'm slow.