This profile is from UMD.
Status:
Location:
Chicago
Last on:
2 hours ago
Time here:
13 years
Gender:
Male
Followers:
682
UMD Fetish rank:
UMD Fetish ID:
34747
Comments:
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About Me:
I'm the big lug who falls into the wedding cake, the jock who gets stuck at the pie toss booth, the wrestler slimed head-to-toe by the bad guy.

Don't be fooled by my stooge act - I'm a total top, and I love creaming butts as well as faces.

I love hearing from people, so if you like seeing me get it, shoot me a comment or a message. I try to reply to all messages, but I'm slow.
Pieing My Lookalike
12,930 plays
4/14/25
190
27
Big Time Slime
13,127 plays
1/11/25
170
20
Slimed Again by Jay852uk
16,763 plays
5/22/24
146
6
Happy April Fool's Day!
18,858 plays
4/1/24
148
11
Date Night Pies
30,989 plays
3/15/24
182
14
Slimed in a Rugby Jersey
9,358 plays
2/19/24
135
5
Slimed in My "lucky" Jersey
3,174 plays
2/19/24
135
4
Slimed in Football Gear
1,519 plays
2/19/24
130
10
A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies
15,107 plays
11/13/23
345
31
Jock Gets Pied and Slimed
9,397 plays
8/30/23
187
9
A Super Sloppy Suckexplicit
910 views
Monday
35
4
$10.00
Last Actions
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Profile Wall
piesplats  11/3/23
13
"I'm so honored to be Wammer of the Day. I'd like to thank Jay853uk, my fans, and of course the Academ-" SPLAT!Report
wetjeanguy  11/1/23
2
I see you got your football uniform dirty! If I was a ref I'd wave the yellow card, but expect to be hit with a pie in returnReport
3
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