This profile is from UMD.
Status:
Location:
Chicago
Last on:
6 hours ago
Time here:
13 years
Gender:
Male
Followers:
674
UMD Fetish rank:
UMD Fetish ID:
34747
Comments:
Issues?
About Me:
I'm the big lug who falls into the wedding cake, the jock who gets stuck at the pie toss booth, the wrestler slimed head-to-toe by the bad guy.

Don't be fooled by my stooge act - I'm a total top, and I love creaming butts as well as faces.

I love hearing from people, so if you like seeing me get it, shoot me a comment or a message. I try to reply to all messages, but I'm slow.
Pieing My Lookalike
9,584 plays
10 days ago
160
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Big Time Slime
13,047 plays
1/11/25
166
20
Slimed Again by Jay852uk
16,747 plays
5/22/24
144
6
Happy April Fool's Day!
18,848 plays
4/1/24
147
12
Date Night Pies
30,952 plays
3/15/24
180
15
Slimed in a Rugby Jersey
9,348 plays
2/19/24
133
5
Slimed in My "lucky" Jersey
3,155 plays
2/19/24
132
4
Slimed in Football Gear
1,498 plays
2/19/24
129
10
A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies
14,942 plays
11/13/23
339
31
Jock Gets Pied and Slimed
9,365 plays
8/30/23
186
9
Last Actions
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piesplats  11/3/23
13
"I'm so honored to be Wammer of the Day. I'd like to thank Jay853uk, my fans, and of course the Academ-" SPLAT!Report
wetjeanguy  11/1/23
2
I see you got your football uniform dirty! If I was a ref I'd wave the yellow card, but expect to be hit with a pie in returnReport
1
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